South Park explains why.
So I understand Wankroulette is the latest insipid fad. Yes, I truly am missing out on the best of our culture, and then some.
There’s A Reason I Don’t Do Facebook
Apr 8th, 2010 by Heartiste
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Family sizes have been shrinking all over the developed world.
The downstream psychological and societal impacts of only children are greatly under-appreciated by researchers.
For instance, fewer children means parents have less incentive to discipline or chastise those children for bad life choices. A parent is likely to fear losing the love of an only child more than would a parent fear losing the love of one of her six children.
If an only child decides to troon out, her parents might be hesitant to express much displeasure and disapproval because they don't have any other children to fill the void if that tranny-child decides to rescind her love.
Something like this dynamic, on a large societal scale, has serious implications for the shape of the culture and the willingness of parents to administer tough love. Pampered only children become vehicles for cultural degeneracy by drawing in fearful parents to sustain the system.
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Butting into this conversation, I have complicated feelings about AI. It is a weapon that we absolutely must not allow the Left to monopolize. The potential to seriously undermine leftoid cultural hegemony via right-wing AI is vast.
But I also know that this is a weapon which in time will destroy us all by ushering into existence the Zero Trust Society and the Zero Employment Economy.
The former is the more likely outcome. For example, imagine AI image generation that can fool even the experts, and then imagine that tech in the hands of anti-Whites, who get to work using AI to retcon our White past with the addition of nonwhites in our photos, videos, and books. Soon, White people could become conditioned to acccept the false memory of a past America that was always majority nonwhite. A massive psy ops of that nature would effectively quell any pockets of White resistance to their racial overrun.
What AI would unleash is the institutionalization of the inability to discern reality from fantasy. People who cannot reliably know truth from fiction in media and government press releases will suffer extreme mental duress, and many will react to this funhouse mirror world by dropping out and re-grounding themselves into very small kinship circles, at the level of hamlets and rural outposts.
People in general just do not sufficiently grasp how utterly awful a zero trust society will be in practice.
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What does a Zero Trust Society look like?
It looks like Mass Surveillance and biometrics.
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Colorado's White population is shrinking, and currently sits at 65% of the state total. The beaner population is exploding.
"Despite consistent increases in net migration, Colorado’s future growth is precarious. Since 2021, the increases in migration to Colorado have almost exclusively come from international migration, individuals migrating from outside of the United States directly to Colorado, rather than domestic migration, movement from other states into Colorado."
storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/3aa6968ec7a34ff8
For a while, there was domestic net migration flow into Colorado, driven by White Millennials, but that appears to have tapered off.
Politically, what is happening in CO is similar to what has happened in CA. Conservative Whites left, and liberal Whites remained behind or moved in. As nonwhites (mostly hispanics) quickly began to electorally and geographically displace the Whites, the latter responded by either leaving or becoming even more rabidly anti-racist.
This is not a surprising reaction, because it reflects an all too common Stockholm Syndrome attitude toward racial displacement:
"If I overtly express my support for the beaners, they will treat me well and the other liberal Whites won't exile me for wrongthink."
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If that's what Kavanaugh wrote or implied, then he's basically saying what all of us are thinking: that too much of our national policy is being foisted on the judiciary to decide.
Which is correct, but also highlights the sheer unlikelihood of Congress legislating anything that directly benefits White America. Congress' inability to do its job is not so much the result of institutional inertia as it is the consequence of an upside-down judaized morality that prevents the passing of common sense legislation.
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Who is more anti-social? The man driving the oversized pickup truck with the pissing Calvin sticker on it, or the woman screaming at you like a banshee for saying trannies should not be public school teachers?
I see anti-social people everywhere.
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Over 40% of food packaged and sold in the US is kosher.
jews are 2% of the US population.
In effect, Whites are paying a jew tax on their grocery purchases that they did not want nor vote for.
Whites are paying the Jewzya.
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Are the Whites or the niggers winning the World Cup?
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I wonder if, at this point, the MAGA red cap does nothing but signal performative spitefulness, and that this perception of neutered rebellion encourages leftoids of either sex but mostly women to make public spectacles of themselves lashing out at MAGA hat wearing White dudes.
If White men were to, instead, brazenly occupy the public square in Hugo Boss SS aesthetics and a happy smile, it would signal intent of purpose, and some of these crazy White women might be more circumspect when confronted by their presence.
"Every woman yearns to submit, but only to he who is worthy of her submission"
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Great. Can’t watch it from Canada. How fitting that it would be South Park too??
There’s A Reason I Don’t Do Facebook
When monsieur roissy receives any communication — perhaps invitation to the latest event — it is gilded with gold inscribed upon silk made by the hands of a thousand beautiful virginal maidens. It is delivered to the Chateau by only the most brave couriers in all the land, upon a horse with nerves and sinews of the hardest steel.
It would be blasphemy to violate such old traditions, which have been passed down from dark lord to dark lord through the generations.
[editor: don’t forget the part where your labial piercing is fitted with an iron hoop and triskelion insignia.]
ah .. you blog nerds ..
amazing.. best suggestion i ever got was to limit it to once a week or less .. you quickly forget all about it
and always no relationship status
Why did you start and then stop updating your Twitter?
Facebook is anti-challenge
You’re missing out on quality lays.
Build your profile and they will come.
http://www.watchsouthparkonline.net/season-14/episode-4-you-have-0-friends/
Eastpole – That stream should work for you, may not work in Gaybec.
Purposes of Facebook – Keeping track of old friends, getting important information (notes if you’re in school, and a friend [not a ‘friend’, we worked together for years] of mine who promotes shows a few times a year will give away 2 sets of tickets, got two to the Postal Service a while back, very nice), and of course facebook game (which most certainly exists).
Facebook can be advantageous, but you have to play by quite a few rules or else it will bend you over and fuck you. You have to be very minimalist to pull it off.
Only a few pics, make sure you look good, bonus if they’re with girls or animals or in exotic locales, a no-tagging policy (that has to be sternly enforced, for some reason people love to tag), absolutely zero applications (don’t forget that apps are designed by third parties, do you want some third-party asshole having all of your info?), no status updates, no wall, no commenting on everybody’s everything, no relationship status, no year on your birthday.
I was vascillating between joining facebook or not…this might settle it
I googled ‘wankroulette’.
*blush*
What’s the best way for someone in college to use facebook? It seems like a great tool to raise status and create jealousy.
Facebook is very useful for tracking what’s going on amongst your acquaintances and game targets. But your own profile should be kept minimal. Don’t post status updates, comment very rarely on others’ posts, don’t respond to any of the weird requests, don’t ever request to be friends with anyone, and if they request to be friends with you ignore for 36 hours then accept without comment.
The two positive ways to use Facebook: send chat messages when someone you are gaming is online (but never right after you log on or they log on, keep it brief, and log off entirely if they do not respond within 3 minutes), and send people private messages as if you were sending them email. In these cases Facebook takes the place of email or texting because your target is more reliably reachable, but no special features of Facebook are necessary.
swervin,
You will not raise your status or create jealousy on Facebook. Use it as an informational tool but avoid the goofy stuff.
Now that I think about it, I can see one way to use Facebook to play a proximity game. If there is a girl you want to get to know and whose attention you want to catch without appearing to be trying, become fb-friends with an fb-friend of hers. Do NOT ever address her directly, but find an opportunity to comment on a thread she had previously commented on, preferably making a point which indirectly (NOT directly) negates a point she made.
Limitations notwithstanding, I refuse to believe that having a facebook profile is a liability. Some men would certainly be better off without one, but those are probably the same men who couldn’t land a woman in real life, so what does it matter?
As others have pointed out, it’s all about how you use it. It’s no different than real life. If you come off like a pussy, it’s going to hurt your game. If you use it correctly, it can improve your game.
I am on facebook. It is dam hard to avoid nowadays.
I have a few rules that I follow. I never ask anyone to be my friend and I never post anything about myself that is actually true.
I have never watched more than a few seconds of South Park until now. But that was pretty damn funny.
Unrelated: Thanks to Roissy I now constantly try to think and act like an alpha male. And it is easy to see all my past beta tendencies and how they turned off women. Being a beta was like having a piece of spinach stuck between my teeth for the past twenty years. I always wondered why I consistently didn’t get the girls (while others did), and didn’t know what I was doing wrong. Now I look back and am surprised I got any of the girls that I did! And I see the thread. The ones I did get, I acted more aloof to them, more dismissive, more arrogant. But overall, I was like the dude with spinach and bad odor. Excited to finally wipe that disgusting shit off me, and be a real alpha male. It is all making sense now…. Finally.
I just deactivated my account within the past month and let me say, I have not missed it one bit.
While it’s true if used smartly it’s possible to be an asset but frankly, the fact that I don’t have an account has given me extra cachet and adds the desirable air of mystery.
I never found facebook all that useful for productive means and in my opinion, the drama and negatives that infect it hold much more weight.
But to each his own, I’ve always been a lone wolf kinda guy.
Facebook, myspace, etc. is the Dungeons & Dragons version of social interaction! Go old-school and actually talk to people!
AdultFriendFinder… why go through the Facebook bullsh*t.
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if you have to delete a facebook page to add mystery then maybe you aren’t all that mysterious
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cachet that mofo beta!
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I don’t understand the “no-tagging” policy. I’ve been de-tagged and never quite understood why.
this must be the new ep that i’ll pick up this week from iTunes.
i never saw the point of Facebook- I can see how it would be nice to keep track of old friends and acquaintances, but frankly there’s a reason you drift away from most of them. the people that are important in your life tend to stay in your life naturally. the “friending” of random people or passing acquaintances can sometimes lead to interesting relationships, but ultimately has the effect of denaturing relationships, and friendships, from a solid life sustenance into something like string cheese. Thanks, Internet! Actually these passing and random connections are far more valuable for professional than personal networking, which is why I’m big on LinkedIn, but not on Facebook at all.
In my mind there are two groups of facebookers.
1. The former college students who started when facebook was college only, i.e. your school was listed after your name on every wall post. I am in this group and use facebook to keep in touch with many of my college friends. Although I dislike facebook more and more by the day it is still the best means to keep in touch with these folks just due to its huge reach.
2. Myspace converts who have every app and fanpage possible. They post regularly on groups like “I bet this pickle can have more supporters than Nickleback”. I hate these people.
My social network relies heavily on Facebook so I’ve been sucked in completely.
“I refuse to believe that having a facebook profile is a liability.”
Denial; the most predictable of human emotions…
fb can very easily be used as a lesser alpha technique – that has a volume boost equivalent to a greater alpha level.. to get lines in many many many pools of fish at once and get the jealousy status elevation without hardly any effort…
agree on avoiding stupid shit. I defriend fuckers that send me farm shit etc.
..many times can meet an old flame and same night swoop one of her 7-8s gfs in a strange city with very little effort its like youre already on 3rd date and social proof established…
I’ll just toss this here:
Waitress game?
Out for drinks with co-workers and a client. Waitress was VERY cute. When she’s serving me my second drink, the new glass hits the top of my empty one and it shatters a bit. I tell her not to worry about it.
Later, she asks me what I want to order for dinner, and I respond with “I’ll have the ‘such-and-such, no glass please” which gets a laugh. I order another beer as well.
When this drink comes, I curl up and shy away from the waitress and say “Don’t hurt me!” which gets another laugh. I try to ignore her as much as possible for the rest of the dinner (about an hour).
Before we all leave, I write on the back of the check: “I think I swallowed a shard of glass. Check up on me to make sure I’m ok. -Chris xxx-xxx-xxxx”
Anything else I could have done there?
Rivelino,
“Thanks to Roissy I now constantly try to think and act like an alpha male.”
Can you get any more “beta” than that? This whole alpha/beta distinction really is stupid. You guys need to quit.
This is impossible if your are well – connected on campus.
a) Need to create events for mad parties, and promote events
b) You miss out on party invites, minimizing your available options for the night
c) FB Chat is good for game if played right. It sounds pretty beta on paper, but I added like a 9 from one of my classes, fb chatted, #’d, drank with her, gonna close. Or I suppose I could have just talked to her after class…
HOWEVER…I do agree it must be minimal as fuck
Chris,
You’re trying way to hard dude. Curling away from the waitress and saying, “please don’t hurt me,” is beta to the core. If you’re going to joke around witrh a waitress, make a joke about how you always tip better when the waitress gives you her number.
Giving her your number on the check was also a weak move. Man up and ask for hers. If you ever are going to give a female your number, write “Hey you’re hot. Call me personal number)” on the back of your business card
The binary alpha/beta distinction is stupid. I think Roissy’s more granular gradation actually is useful.
God damn touch screen.
Anyway put you’re personal number on the back of the card with your message, walk up to her, make eye contact, smile and say “hi”, then hand her the card and walk off. That’s how it’s done son.
Gentlemen,
How does one deal with former lovers/pump and dumps who bombard your account with the typical i-bet-you’re-having-a-field-day(fucking)-on-here response?
Cheers.
I don’t know who’s right more often, Roissy or South Park.
Facebook is for women, househusbands and unemployed betas.
Seriously, look at who post the lion’s share of FB updates in your newsfeed.
Another thing about facebook is that you can keep loose connections with women all over the country. When you travel to their city you hit them up. At minimum I always have female company for the night, sometimes it turns into a lay with her or one of her friends.
People change their phone number, but they usually have the same facebook account forever. This allows you to keep a loose network of people who would have otherwise lost touch with. This is a bad thing how?
We all agree that face to face communication is the ultimate goal. Maybe we should be asking for her home address instead of her phone number. That way we can ditch the phone and just show up at her door and ask for a date.
When you look at it from that perspective it’s easier to see how ridiculous it is to write off other forms of communication.
hahah…. funny episode. facebook is tricky.
“Facebook is for women, househusbands and unemployed betas.
Seriously, look at who post the lion’s share of FB updates in your newsfeed.”
Don’t forget entrepreneurs who work from home. (agree and amplify baby!)
So why do YOU have a profile then?
I might post updates a bit more often than you do, but I’m sure you can agree that neither one of us is a facebook whore.
You can use a hammer to smash someones brains in, or you can use the same hammer to build a beautiful mansion.
It’s all about how you use it.
Walawala – No tagging for a few reasons;
1) Many pictuers that get tagged are on ‘nights out’, so they’re very rarely flattering. You want to minimize unappealing pics of yourself.
2) A tag can seriously fuck up any alibi you may have, and gaming and sleeping with multiple girls requires alibis, there’s no way around it.
That being said, some girls will deliberately tag you in pictures knowing it will sabotage you in the future. I dealt with this first by in person telling them to not tag me in photos, and if they kept it up by sending a private message like ‘You think I was kidding when I told you not to tag me in photos? Don’t ever do it again.’
Short, to the point and zero tolerance, but not angry – man’s game.
As for the waitress game…meh. Your game was alright and if she calls you then clearly you did well, but I’m skeptical of two things in your post. First, giving a girl your number won’t be nearly as effective as getting hers (and getting a girls’ number these days means next to nothing, your 2% chance of getting laid bumps up to like 10%), and chicks in the service industry are hard because they’re usually trying to maximize their tips.
Ronin – I would ignore it, but if you have to reply I would probably go with one-word game (‘yup’).
facebook makes it harder for men to mess around…
Black Rebel
One slighted sow tried to “black” list me by posting a bad pic she took of me whilst i slept. I discretely responded to her email account with lewd pic(s) of her posing in various positions which would make a gynocologist blush. Suffice to say i was exhorted to delete said pic(s) and was told i’m blocked from her fembook page. I just did what Stan should’ve done, de-activate the fucking account.
@RM, touché, but, I do consider it an excellent tool for observational corollaries in my never ending study of human psycho-sociology, heheh,..
I’m like Jane Goodall in Gorillas in the Mist.
However, you cannot deny that FB’s primary appeal (judging from post counts) is to attention whoring women and the beta who love them.
I kinda love the facebook:
My new pix are the shiznit!!!!, Me aNd my gIrLz wEre juSt cheCkin’ out myspace LOL!!!!!!!!, 2 werdz 4 my girlz…COMMENTS PUhLLLEeeEEeeeZZZE, LOL
Sweet drivel from my 48 year old step mother’s page.
Sometimes your shit reads ‘recovered greater beta’. mahalo.
Another key concept is the “Age Ladder”
Before you can get true young pussy or an age gap of 5-7-10+ years you have to “work your way down the age ladder, ‘rung-by-rung’ “.
So if your 35; date your age first, then try 33, 30, 27, 25, etc. If you get cocky or take shortcuts to skip a rung from 33 to 25 you will be knocked out; guaranteed. Go back start over, recover each rung, again.
A rung is done when you have dated; had choic eof sex, and she is available as an option.
A good boxing coach always builds up his fighter with easier bouts, till he has the confidence to handle the main event.
Another concept is golden 3: always be pursuing 3 women.
Pursuing only 1 will lead to “the one and only” desperation trap of if she doesnt work out your dead. Same is true with two, if one doesnt work out; again your left with just one. With three you always have 2 backups that rarely will flake simultaneaously. The confidence of 3 options will waft around you like gold.
I disagree. It all depends how you use it. I use it like an electronic Rolodex to keep in touch with friends out of state and so forth. I don’t use it to “add” random-ass people or waste my time with it.
Once you hit over 100 friends, you are basically lying to yourself. Most of them are acquaintances, most people’s social circle rarely exceeds 20 and then you add some good friends that you still talk to and hang out with even over the years. The rest are just acquaintances. “Oh I’m trying to reconnect with an old friend/lover/middleschoolfriend/neighborhoodbuddy.” Nope it’s mostly fake. Most likely after one accepts a friend request they exchange formalities and that’s it.
Why MUST a friendship degrade on facebook? Because conversations are completely public to all other friends. If I were to post something retarded or embarrassing of you on your wall you will get angry at me because I lowered your value in front of everyone’s eyes. Then you would not like me for that. Or I can not post anything real or with meaning on your wall because of being afraid of causing the first situation, in which case makes it just a fake friend and all interactions between you and I very stiff, calculated, in effect cheapening a relationship.
Think about it, if you were talking to a friend in real life, would you want all your other friends just eavesdropping right behind you and watching you?
Anon said-
“Facebook, myspace, etc. is the Dungeons & Dragons version of social interaction! Go old-school and actually talk to people!”
–RIGHT??
Facebook serves as my address book of old and new friends only, not any romantic interests. Of course I’m a girl not trying to get down the pants of girls….I would imagine it works wonders for that.
I blame the internet in general for putting the last nail in the coffin of true Romance.
Facebook is much like real game. Be discreet, be aloof.
Don’t share too much, don’t comment on anything, don’t get sucked in.
For me however, I run most of my business and advertising through word of mouth. That means I have clean profile (no drunk college pics) with only the attractive photos of myself.
It’s almost preselection if you do it right. She’ll creep and find out where your social circle lies.
Check out “Master of Facebook: an interview with pick up guru Action Jackson” in issue 4 of Interesting Times: http://interestingtimesmagazine.com/download.html
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