Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Love, Ugly Truths on Apr 4th, 2013
Why did this dude move out of the way and let his girlfriend get hit by a homerun ball? Mincing beta? Yes. Better answer: his girlfriend is chubby. Men don’t feel inspired to gallantly sacrifice for low value fat chicks. *** A 2009 metastudy of human rape (apparently rape occurs in chimps, too), authored by […]
Posted in Beta, Love, Relationships, The Id Monster on Apr 3rd, 2013
Reread the title of this post. Love is not the most dangerous emotion. (That would be pride, followed closely by jealousy.) Love is the most dangerous word. How so? Because the word is pregnant with so much covert meaning. Because its utterance can mean the end, or the beginning, of a romantic adventure that spans […]
Posted in Goodbye America, Love, Ugly Truths on Mar 12th, 2013
Ten charts about sex , from OkCupid’s data lab. Usual caveats apply (selection bias, SWPL staff bias, social desirability response bias), but interesting nonetheless. Charts 7 and 10 are the best. During their prime fertility years (when they are at their hottest), thin women have the highest reported level of self-confidence and fatsos the least. […]
Posted in Beta, Culture, Dating, Girls, Love, Relationships, Ugly Truths on Feb 15th, 2013
Reader MrJohn writes: I didn’t know where else to talk to someone about this thing I’ve witnessed, so why not here. Valentine is really a great holiday to spot the betas of the world. Here’s a beta from Sweden. All seen on Facebook. The girl (24) and the guy (about 28) has been dating for […]
Posted in Inner Beauty, Love, Reader Mailbag on Feb 14th, 2013
A reader celebrates the holiday of love: I won’t bore you with my long story. Ex of 8 years cheated, dumped me, I learned about game and Alpha Males, started being awesome. She came running back, I backslide by banging her for a few months while seeing other women too. Learned she banged two of […]
Posted in Love on Dec 27th, 2012
It wouldn’t be Christmas spirit if I didn’t ask readers for generous gifts under the Donate Tree over there ===> The giving of gifts, the receiving of gifts. You know you want to. It feels good! Like handjobs under the table at a fancy restaurant.
One time, I recorded myself singing a song I wrote for a girl. I used a hand-held recorder, so the quality wasn’t good. You can hear a dog barking in the background and rain falling outside on the patio. We eventually broke up from intractable circumstances, but keep in friendly contact occasionally, and she tells […]
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Hitting The Wall, Love, Status Is King, The Id Monster on Nov 15th, 2012
A reader writes amazedly: I like sex as much as the next guy, but I’m amazed at what men will throw away to get it: a Presidency (B. Clinton, DSK), a 38 year career, CEO positions, money, respect, freedom…it just doesn’t make sense. No matter who she is, she’s not worth it. IMHO, obviously. He […]
Posted in Love, Self-aggrandizement on Oct 18th, 2012
It occurs to me and the other occasional writers here at Le Chateau that a proper show of gratitude was not forthcoming for those readers who generously donated to the Chateau Heartiste coffer. How utterly gauche! So to make amends: and a hale and hearty thanks.
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Guy Rules, Love on Sep 29th, 2012
We here at Chateau Heartiste have been pretty uniform in our assertion that relationships and marriages are more loving, and more sexually fulfilling, when men and women abide their ancient biological roles . Happiness comes from respecting the god of biomechanics. Unhappiness from denying him. In a study sure to make feminists apoplectic, it was […]
