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The Season Of Donating

It wouldn’t be Christmas spirit if I didn’t ask readers for generous gifts under the Donate Tree over there ===>

The giving of gifts, the receiving of gifts. You know you want to. It feels good! Like handjobs under the table at a fancy restaurant.

96 Responses to “The Season Of Donating”

  1. Tyrone says:

    No more money from me until the issues with Wordpest are corrected. I’m tired of losing comments or being censored (never sure which).

    • Anon says:

      Me too. I was looking for an excuse not to donate.
      Tyrone’s one will do.

      • thwack says:

        count me in too; although I brought my own excuse:

        “We are not afraid of economic sanctions , we are not afraid of MILITARY invasion , what frightens us is invasion by western IMMORALITY”
        – Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini

    • Matthew King (King A) says:

      Word. Excellent first comment, which otherwise would have been lost under the swarm of fawning dick-suckery sure to follow a post like this.

      This site has all the content to strike a much greater profile than it does, and its proprietor handicaps his message by keeping it under its original auspices, the limitations of a free blog.

      Also, panhandling is undignified. Outside of patronage from a superior, men contract with men for an exchange of value. The highfalutin fears of “monetizing” one’s passion for fear of corrupting it are the fears of a timid liberal who is not just afraid of the market but afraid of failure.

      In this era, entrepreneurs are warriors and the market is the battleground. The alpha has no shame recognizing his value and demanding exchange-in-kind for its dissemination. There are ways to preserve the purity of message and to avoid becoming bourgeois, i.e., primarily coin-driven. Those PBS-type faggots who cry “crass commercialism” are losers rationalizing their own inability to compete with other men.

      We live in an era of crowdfunding, not patronage, not noblesse oblige, not angel investing, not even venture capital. It has never been easier to raise funds from across the world for worthy projects, but not without reciprocation (in interest or equity), even the microreciprocation of places like Kickstarter.

      Wisdom and art sells. Not as much as prurience, of course. But certainly more than high-minded mediocrity pretending to offer value merely from its claim to be “above” commerce. And enough to effortlessly kick its technological capacity up several notches. Calling one’s passion project a mere “hobby” is a way to excuse complacency.

      Matt

      • Rihanna Deserved It says:

        what is your suggestion exactly?

      • josh says:

        I dont see anybody reading YOUR blog…

      • anon says:

        Gay

      • Everything suggests the author(s) of CH work for a living. No hustler mentality here, unfortunately.

        • thwack says:

          BTW, collapseofman has a good blog for those who value debate and the exchange of ideas minus the butt hurt grudge matches and pissing contests between individual readers.

          Just sayin.

      • Jason says:

        “Outside of patronage from a superior, men contract with men for an exchange of value.”

        Matt King, this is a load of bullshit. Capitalism doesn’t GIVE a fuck about manliness. Seriously, read Schopenhauer.

        Your attempt to apply manly values to everything from pine trees to toenails (“a true man doesn’t ever look at his toenails, you cunt, he has his feet on the ground and his chin firmly jutting into the far horizon”) is hilarious.

        Pop psychology sez: Your father constantly berated you for not being manly enough. Because the overcompensation on display is staggering.

        • Hugh G. Rection says:

          The Internet Shrink is in, keep your Paypal login handy.

        • Tyrone says:

          Maybe. Maybe he had a good Dad and is just pontificating as ol’Dad did. There are a lot of potential explanations. How do YOU define manhood?

          • Greg Eliot says:

            Asking alphie-who-loves-to-snipe about manhood is like asking Snooki about fuel injection.

      • Kaibo says:

        Cool story, bro.

    • Anonymous says:

      Typical black guy. All the money gone because he spent it at Django

    • Matthew King (King A) says:

      P.S. Check back after the new year, when the moderator returns from vacation and liberates the spam filters. Between a third and a half of everything I post is delayed past relevance and timeliness, and a half of that simply disappears.

      • Metuo Neminem says:

        Perhaps the spam filters aren’t so indiscriminate (blowviation filters?)

      • anon says:

        Thank f&ck for that

      • SheCantSayNo says:

        I’m willing to donate for a proper spam filter, i.e. one that filters out all of King A’s comments, not just half of them.

        • Kate says:

          I’ll take the half you don’t want. Learn to share, will ya? :) A KingA blog would be like a nuclear explosion. A book is the medium for his message, I think: leatherbound. To be passed hand to hand from man to man. Secret meetings in wood panelled clubhouses filled with cigar smoke will be held to discuss its mysterious and profound contents.

          • Matthew King (King A) says:

            She said no, SheCantSayNo.

            As a matter of fact, Kate, I am finishing up the NecronoMANcon. Just have to put some finishing touches on a few flow charts and astrological diagrams.

            I attribute the delay to a personnel mistake. I butted heads with the first editor I hired, who insisted on peculiar spellings and too many references to Tucker Max and the Fed Chairman.

          • Kate says:

            lol Put this in simpler terms, please. I’m delerious with fever. You have started a blog?

          • Anonymous says:

            Oh, a book. You’ve written a book? For real? Hand it over. I’m a much better editor than GBFM :)

          • Greg Eliot says:

            Well-played, sir… but that’s style… always expected, always met.

          • Matthew King (King A) says:

            I’m delerious with fever.

            And the prescription is more cowbell.

        • Tertullian says:

          And ditto for me. Jason’s comment above is right on target. Less King A; more GBFM. What better way to start 2013?

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  2. Santa Claus says:

    You greedy bastard.

  3. Holden Caulfield says:

    Speaking of finance, does anyone think that flighty girls would also have poor credit scores? I suspect they would. Alternatively, one might speculate that datable relationship worthy girls might have good (or at least better than their slutty counterparts) credit scores. Slutty, panty-less (but fun!) girls = financial risks + cheating risks.

    • Anonymous says:

      I’m an extremely flighty and super fun girl, but when it comes to $ I’m so responsible. Credit is awesome. I’m doing well in that department. Not so much in the dating department. :-/

      • Tyrone says:

        Are you shaved… ya know, down there?

        • Greg Eliot says:

          So long as the drapes don’t match the rug.

          • Anonymous says:

            I don’t get it?!? :-/

          • Greg Eliot says:

            It’s an expression for wondering whether a girl’s hair color is natural…. “do the drapes match the rug?”… aka “do curtains and carpet match?”, etc.

            In the case of “ya know, down there” being shaved, well… wouldn’t want the drapes to match.

            Sigh… another jest falls flat.

        • Anonymous says:

          Oh my! :-/

  4. Michael of Charlotte says:

    Hmm, does it make me Beta that I donated?

  5. migsflecha says:

    okay here’s my few cents.
    Rock on!

  6. n/a says:

    Look for larger donation at the end of the first quarter.

    All best in 2013.

  7. Jake says:

    I agree with Matthew King.

    Also I would more than gladly love to donate if I wasnt a broke college student with another 5 yrs to go.

  8. Anonymous says:

    The film Les Miserables is big now right? You know that.

    But have you noticed yet what the feminists do to the most famous song?

    “I Had a Dream” is about Fantine realizing she’s lost after being dumped by an alpha. The official lyrics make this very clear. The song makes it clear that the loss of the father to her child, because he walked away, was a catastrophe.

    But Susan Boyle and Glee and other British feminists all cut that part out of their performances in a clever fashion, making it seem like the song is about her being separated from her daughter as if a man was never part of the picture or was ever necessary..

    And nobody is calling them on their petty bullshit.

  9. Nomennovum says:

    Amex doesn’t seem to work. You impying my credit is no good?

  10. Hey There says:

    I would have donated a thousand, my comments stopped showing up with no explanation under my usual name. So, please, explain the censorship…

  11. thwack says:

    Attention all white men:

    I hereby challenge every single one of you to donate more money to this blog than I have!

  12. Anonymous says:

    Mewonders how much the king of this e-state makes off of the donations. Mebets he’ll never tell.

  13. Kate says:

    I’ll try to donate again soon, but I’m currently stuck in a tourist trap and there’s only one way out! Ultimately, without all I have learned from guys like you and Savoy, I wouldn’t have anywhere near the skills I need to make it in this world I don’t belong in. This seems as good a place as any to publically thank you for all the time and effort you put into this blog for people to learn from. Although I may not agree with everything I read here, I can appreciate the dedication and enthusiasm needed to turn out articles day after day.

  14. RUM says:

    George H.W. Bush will be a die-ing very soon. There will be a lot of sadness among those who knew him long time but there will be no real aura of tradegy. BECAUSE with his 88 years, he has harvested more ripe, prime, squealing with hysterical ectasy -red -haired -17 year old .ladies.. .than anyone you can possibly imagine. Indeed way more horny red heads 17 year olds than JFK, LBJ, And even Bill Clinton all put together. He may be a dieing but imho he does not need to apologize.

  15. WhoCares says:

    Spin Hamster Spin! xD

    • Hugh G. Rection says:

      I always get a chuckle out of FOX, the most popular cable news channel, talking about the “main stream media” as if they were a small local cable access channel.

      • WhoCares says:

        At least they are better at pointing out BS, except for the white-knighting pussy-footedness of beta-dogs shrieking about who-mean rights ;)

  16. I predict a number of high-profile, under the radar readers will drop some respectable money here. But for all the constant self-congratulatory observations of CH theory hitting the mainstream, this blog should have taken the next step 3 years ago. Maybe you already have and just don’t want your projects openly associated with a machine of unpopular truth telling. But you’ve been identifying problems and rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic for 5 years now. Start pursuing some solutions and you’ll probably meet with a lot more generosity next round.

    • thwack says:

      collapseofman
      But you’ve been identifying problems and rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic for 5 years now.
      ————————————————–

      Don’t worry, its not over until they put a black guy in charge.

      *keep calm*

  17. Links says:

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  18. black hat says:

    You go girl!

  19. taterearl says:

    The season of drunk girl meets guys at bar, takes them back to her room, and plays victim….I mean gets raped.

    http://deadspin.com/5971799/here-is-the-police-report-for-the-sexual-assault-allegation-against-two-university-of-texas-football-players

    • whorefinder says:

      Ah, Deadspin.

      The make-fun-of-white-athletes-as-dorks, celebrate-and-never-criticize-nigger-behavior bastion of the last shreds of limp wristed left-wing masculinity The last stop for lefty males before they start downloading pegging porn and ordering big black dildos for their gfs.

      About the only reason this story is taking a neutral-ish tone is because one of the accused is black. If they were both white, the Deadspin queers would be calling for their lynching.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        And it looks like the negro was the only one who actually was “in” her, while the white guy merely “watched”.

        The comedy writes itself.

      • Rick Derris says:

        Agreed.

        Nick Denton and Hamilton Nolan are a pair of f-ing f@ggots. All of their media properties should just die. All they do is kvetch on and on like a bunch of drag queens.

  20. 22to28 says:

    My donation is bigger than your donation.

  21. walawala says:

    i read somewhere here giving gifts is beta. Is this post a shit-test?

  22. Greg Eliot says:

    Where do I send the Skittles?

  23. Alex says:

    I made a sexist joke and this coworker plainly called me a misogynist. What are some alpha retorts I can make under such accusations?

    • WhoCares says:

      next time someone does that… point at them and say ” And YOU…rape cats” mischievous smile. Don’t bother denying the bleatings of these people, just turn the tables and attack them with their own nonsense. Make it personal. ;)

    • Rihanna Deserved It says:

      pull yer dick out

  24. thwack says:

    Don’t bother denying the bleatings of these people, just turn the tables and attack them with their own nonsense.
    ———————————

    Yeah, for example, if somebody calls you a racist, just tell them a racist is just a white person who hates black people as much as black people do.

    Or, as in your example, if you get called a misogynist, lift your shirt and say, “but I got nipples!”

  25. Anonymous says:

    Speaking of donations…

    “Court case query: Is Topeka man a sperm donor or father?” by Tim Hrenchir, The Topeka Capital-Jouranal, 28 Dec 2012
    http://cjonline.com/news/2012-12-28/court-case-query-topeka-man-sperm-do
    nor-or-father

    Lesbian couple got free sperm donated to make a baby, signed an agreement to hold him harmless as a father to do that, now suing him for child support. They signed a legal agreement, but when does the Law stop lesbo-feminists? Look for him to get shafted for his good deed. Fuck sperm donation any more.

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