Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Guy Rules, Love, Relationships, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster on Jun 7th, 2012
Beware the blessings of gratification. The relationship. The long-term relationship. The Holy Grail for some. Purgatory for others. Serene limbo for most. The relationship — aka marriage, when in its most loathsome permutation — is supposed to be the culmination of romantic transcendence. It moves lovers beyond lust into the realm of silent covalent bond. … Read more
A “relationship advice” guy who writes for Yahoo/Match/Tyrell Corporation published letters from readers who described the crazy things they did for love. Now, there is an alpha way to do crazy-in-love, and there is a beta way. Read this first letter and see if you can identify the tells that mark the writer of this … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Apr 17th, 2012
What advantage accrues a man who decides to cohabit instead of marry? Well, for one (and it’s a BIG one), women tend to let themselves go once they’ve extracted marital vows from their men. Here’s a referenced study which shows that once a woman gets what she wants from a man, she doesn’t (subconsciously) care … Read more
Posted in Culture, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, Pretty Lies on Jan 23rd, 2012
Many conservative, religious, anti-game and traditionalist types like to claim that this blog underplays the advantages offered to men by marriage. They redundantly quote studies purporting to show that married men live longer, healthier lives than single men. We here at Le Chateau have balked at such assertions, helpfully reminding our traditionalist, neoBiblical brethren that … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Love, Pretty Lies, Ridiculousness, Ugly Truths on Jan 10th, 2012
Scandalized reader “halisi” unintentionally offers a great example of a feminist ashamed of what feminism is really about. 1) Feminsim is NOT anti-beauty/pro-frump! There are plenty of feminists who like to wear designer clothes, wear makeup, and/or take the time each day to make themselves look beautiful. Jessica Valenti said it best (and I’m paraphrasing here): … Read more
Posted in Love, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Jan 3rd, 2012
Imagine this blog is a church, and the priest is passing out the hustle hat. It arrives at your pew, and your pewmates are tossing bennies into the basket. You pause when it gets to you. But then you remember all the HOLY RIGHTEOUS WOMAN KNOWLEDGE the God of the Gaming Guide Maxims has dropped … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Hitting The Wall, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Dec 29th, 2011
This is what happens when a woman who has passed into sexual worthlessness has to contemplate the stark reality of divorce from a cheating alpha male husband who fathered a child with his mistress, but who still tingles his wife’s tangle. Is Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing Arnold Schwarzenegger? That’s what we heard. Tipsters cite the Kennedy princess’ … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Inner Beauty, Love, The Pleasure Principle on Nov 21st, 2011
A critical sex difference is in how men and women perceive the looks of the opposite sex. A woman’s beauty is a powerfully visceral stimulant of men’s desire, and tends to remain so until their beauty begins the fade in earnest by the early-mid 30s. Men’s looks, in contrast, provide a more muted stimulation of … Read more
Posted in Love, Relationships, Ugly Truths on Jul 6th, 2011
It’s no hard sell to convince most people of the benefits of long term relationships. The intimacy, the shared experiences, the knowing winks and nods in crowded rooms, the quasi-telepathic unspoken understanding, and the cosmically unfathomable depth of love that seems to stop time — there is no better feeling in the world than sex … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Lolita, Love, Pretty Lies on Jun 22nd, 2011
A 51 year old actor married a 16 year old woman and the comments section exploded in accusations of pedophile. Here is a pic of the newlyweds: His posture is a bit beta, but can you blame the guy? He hit the jackpot. He even got her parents’ approval. Whenever an older man hooks up … Read more
