Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on Sep 25th, 2009
…being this guy: Hope’s boyfriend. An anonymous reader sent me this photo with the following message: “gets more tail than all the herbs and betas on this site”. What’s going on here? Clearly, Wolfman has a genetic mutation. Some things we know: Chicks dig gnarly mutations. Chicks especially dig gnarly mutations that confer a measure of fame upon the sufferer. … Read more
Posted in Game, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on Sep 8th, 2009
I’ve stumbled (literally) across a school of game that is even more effective than hangover game: Sick game. I met up with a buddy at a bar even though I was deep under the influence of a viral load. Cabin fever and the call of the wild coaxed me off my sofa. I warned him … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Goodbye America, Inner Beauty on Aug 26th, 2009
It’s a sad day. Ted Kennedy, lion of the left, has passed from this world. A vibrant melting pot of Americans of every persuasion mourn the loss, and hope to carry on his ideals in their own lives. I, too, shed a tear. With a lump in my throat, I have written a deeply felt eulogy for Senator Kennedy. … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty on Jun 29th, 2009
I was out at an 80s night at one of DC’s popular nightclubs with a couple of women. We had earlier bounced from a lounge to dance the weeknight away in the middle of a crowd dressed in Top Gun aviator suits. Reader “maurice” had assisted yours truly at the lounge when he introduced a cute blonde and … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty, Love, Sluts on Apr 22nd, 2009
Occasionally I get linked by the kind of blog which makes my heart swell with pride. This happened recently when the self-professed polyamorous slut over at The Errant Wife linked to my post about identifying sluts and set a new land speed record for projectile menstruating an uncontrollable tizzy. Let’s see what she really thinks of yer … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty on Apr 8th, 2009
Culled from a lifetime of pussy hounding (and from what I can remember): “Why would you even bother?” “Seriously?” [Looks at me with a blank stare, saying nothing.] “Tch!” [Rolls eyes and turns her back.] “Ok, I’m gonna stop you right there. See, I just saved us both time.” “Oh my god, not again.” “It would … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Girls, Inner Beauty, Maxims, Misandry, Rules of Manhood, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 4th, 2009
I gently coaxed her head down toward my boner. Her hand vigorously pumped. Handjobs are lame. Most girls don’t do them right, chafing and tugging like maniacs, as if they’re pulling a weed out by the roots. I wanted the mouth upgrade. She resisted. “No, I’m not doing that.” “Oh?” “I think blowjobs are gross. … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness, Sluts, Vanity on Feb 17th, 2009
I didn’t bother unhooking her bra. I never do anymore. I pulled it off her like a t-shirt. As I’m squeezing her boobs (and taking a mental note of her remaining “years-to-sag” based on a complicated formula I devised involving underside crease length, armpit spillover when prone, and depth of press), I glance over at her … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty on Oct 22nd, 2008
I had the following conversation with Zeets. Me: How goes the dating circuit? Zeets: That abrasive girl called me back. Her sarcasm is really grating. Me: What was it this time? Zeets: She asked me what I did this past weekend. So I told her I went to a Civil War reenactment, and she was … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Inner Beauty, Tool Time on Sep 12th, 2008
This made me laugh: Yes, Sarah Palin didn’t know what [the Bush Doctrine] is. But neither does Charlie Gibson. And at least she didn’t pretend to know — while he looked down his nose and over his glasses with weary disdain, sighing and “sounding like an impatient teacher,” as the Times noted. In doing so, … Read more
