Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Aug 6th, 2010
I use the photo routine to display higher value via preselection to a girl I’m gaming. I’ll pull out the camera to show a girl pics of my last vacation, and stuffed in the middle of beach shots and party shots there will be semi-erotic photos of hot ex-girlfriends and myself. I act like I’m … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Apr 19th, 2010
Another scientific experiment demonstrates that beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. Or, in this case, not even in the blind eye of the beholder. Fat feminists weep bitter tears. Naomi Wolf tosses her useless credentials in the garbage. Beauty is, as I’ve been saying since day 1 on this blog, universal and … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Feb 5th, 2010
Why is Michelle Obama catching flak for saying that she’s careful about what she feeds her kids? “We went to our pediatrician all the time,” Obama said. “I thought my kids were perfect — they are and always will be — but he [the doctor] warned that he was concerned that something was getting off … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Sep 29th, 2009
The pursuit of deep philosophical inquiry is a heritage of the West. This post continues in that noble tradition. For purposes of comparison we begin our thought experiment with two slender (~ BMI 19) 20 year old women of above average attractiveness. They are both at the peak of their beauty. Which will steal their most valuable … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies, The Pleasure Principle on Sep 17th, 2009
More evidence that thin has always been in. (Hat tip: Reader SB7.) The fourth century Romans of the Villa Romana del Casale and the surrounding town of Platia created mosaics of slender babes well within the optimal 17 – 23 BMI range frolicking in bikinis while playing outdoor games and generally looking cute. Not a BBW … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Sep 16th, 2009
Ugly women, feminists, and fat chicks hate that men have attractiveness standards. It’s been as long as I can remember that mustachioed lezbo academics and their impressionable vajlings have been claiming that prehistoric drawings and figurines supposedly depicting fatass broads prove that female beauty standards are malleable and culturally conditioned. Riiiight. My first post-puberty boner at age fourteen for … Read more
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Jul 14th, 2009
In one of my series of posts illustrating the (possibly racially adjustable) universality of men’s taste in women, reader Obsidian mentioned the name of a big booty model he found attractive as an anecdotal counterpoint to the observable reality that female beauty is objective and that men pretty much agree which women are hot. He also claimed most black … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Apr 12th, 2009
Yeah, we’ve got nine more months in 2009, but this photo will not be beat. Can’t fault the polar bear. He knows a delicious blubbery buffet when he sees it.
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Feb 26th, 2009
I left a comment in Roosh’s post about fat people in modern society being OK with their slovenly appearance (my theory: removal of shaming controls and safety in numbers) in response to the following preposterous assertion by another commenter named Heather: is it possible to be fat and happy? speaking from personal experience: yep. i fully realize that i’m … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos on Feb 22nd, 2009
