The infamous lawyercunt is an archetype first identified (and happily ridiculed) by CH artisans of the hairy oyster. But the lawyercunt has gotten a little long in the fang. It isn’t that she’s grown mellower with age, or that her occupation has started attracting a less lizardly class of humans . It’s just that times […]
Category Archive for 'Girls'
PrettyWi$e, a possible troll whose question nonetheless serves to impart a useful lesson, asks, My girl sent me a nude about 20mins ago… And replied saying “oops wrong number”. I will admit it did get under my shit, but should I even respond to such crap? What this reader’s girl is running is a form […]
Remember this post about the romantic Kiwi betaboy who followed an American woman around all night on New Year’s Eve like a puppy dog, only to part at 6AM with nothing to show for it but her coy instruction to “find me”? The niceguy romantic beta had one photo of her on his phone, which […]
Should You Make A Girlfriend Jealous With Nudes Of Your Exes?
Posted in Dating, Game, Girls, Relationships on Feb 22nd, 2014
The post subject says it all. A reader asks, Read your site regularly. Thanks for the time and effort. Interested in your thoughts: I’ve got a recent girlfriend- good looking, moneyed background, sweet girl but lots of confidence. She is, however, outright jealous- or at least catty- about an ex of mine who she has […]
The Project To Feminize Western Men And Masculinize Western Women
Posted in Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America, Misandry, Ugly Truths on Feb 20th, 2014
I wonder if the dam is beginning to burst on public discourse, leading to growing awareness of converging androgyny of the sexes. CH was out front informing the masses of a strange trend toward sexual unipolarity characterized by a psychological and physiognomic swapping and sharing of normal sexually dimorphic traits. Men appeared to be getting […]
We sat in a window box of the cafe. Warming sunlight marched through and glittered off her black hair. As I spoke absent-mindedly about a girl I loved whom I recently lost, barely comprehending in my stream of consciousness that I was airing my inner thoughts, a sunshaft grazed her cheek and I saw that […]
You Can Tell A Lot About A Nation’s Women By Its Facebook Likes
Posted in Culture, Girls, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Feb 19th, 2014
Facebook Likes are a cancer on society. They glorify feels and enervate reason. They abet lies and exile truth. But they do perform a valuable service for the keen observer of civilizational decay. The FB Like, and what gets Liked most, are revealing glimpses into a nation’s character, and especially the character of its women, […]
Crazy American Women Are Getting Crazier
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Goodbye America, Hitting The Wall on Feb 17th, 2014
A very homely, urbanely decayed spinster has taken photographs of herself posed with male and child mannequins, presumably as some sort of statement on the present condition of her bifurcated ego. If you thought 21st Century American women have plumbed the depths of crazy, you’d be wrong. There’s totes crazy left in those desiccated wombs […]
At yet another internet portal leading to a giant flapping angry vagina, a bitchy woman reveals , unintentionally, hilariously, a list of 22 excellent negs, teases, challenges, and disqualifications that would work very well as pick-up tactics. She begins, Don’t say any of these phrases to a girl. In fact, don’t even think them around […]
New York Beta Times Stumbles On Chateau Heartiste Truth, Mass Hysteria Ensues
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Relationships, Ugly Truths on Feb 8th, 2014
A year late and a neural synapse short, the New York Beta Times has stumbled upon a dusty CH tome and (re)discovered an obvious fact of the sexes : Domestic servitude makes a man undesirable in the eyes and loins of his woman. A study called “Egalitarianism, Housework and Sexual Frequency in Marriage,” which appeared […]
