Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, Psy Ops, Relationships on Apr 27th, 2018
A jealous girlfriend isn’t necessarily an obstacle to an award-winning relationship. In fact I’d argue that a woman’s jealousy is the solar energy of sustainable romance. When she’s jealous, you’re desired. And when you’re desired, she’s not MIA for twisted bedsheet time. Ideally, you want to stoke a little jealousy in your woman, sporadically and … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Apr 25th, 2018
From an emailer, ok. so i’m hanging out with my 4 year old son and my girlfriend – a blonde, 5’9″ smokeshow. my kid’s riding lookout on my shoulders as we make our way through an idle, sun-soaked afternoon. after a natural ebb in the conversation, my woman looks up at my boy and says, … Read more
Posted in Game, Trumperica on Apr 24th, 2018
I had just left the outdoor bar where I was daydrinking with friends. The early evening sun was glowing and there was a pep in my step. I wasn’t drunk, but I had happyhead. It’s that space between sober and drunk, where I still had my wits but I was feeling more upbeat and garrulous … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game on Apr 9th, 2018
Womanizers never die, they just slay away. A wise, old player of my former acquaintance — a man whose opinion I would only come to value after he left for adventures beyond and my experiences had endorsed the truth of his words — once told me a story about a quim slayer he had known … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Apr 6th, 2018
A surprising number of beta males will pull cute women totally by accident, usually because they temporarily forgot to filter their thoughts before speaking them aloud, or while in a fog of liquor and xanax they executed Dread Game or Disengaged Asshole Game without realizing they were doing that. Which goes to prove one of … Read more
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag on Apr 5th, 2018
Welcome to this edition of Reader Mailbag, wherein your gracious Chateau hosts answer your sex and relationship questions in as untimely a manner as possible so that the girl you were chasing is long gone from the picture and the wisdom you imbibe here can be used to torture yourself with “what could have been” … Read more
Posted in Game, The Id Monster on Apr 3rd, 2018
CH has explored the darkest nooks where psychos reveal their seduction secrets. Add one more to the Psychopath Game genre, this time from a reader: This is an addition to your jerky testimonies. I have at least two of the three dark tetrad traits; psychopathy and machiavellianism. The thing with psychopathy is that society has … Read more
The Jumbotron Test is essentially a visualization of Poon Commandments V and VI. Jumbotron Test: Every text or email or recordable instance of conversation you have with a girl must follow this simple rule: If it were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or a sports stadium jumbotron, you should feel comfortable … Read more
Posted in Game on Apr 1st, 2018
This is a technique for seducing women EASILY and INSTANTLY into bed. You tell the chick she has to sign an NDA (non disclosure agreement) if she’s gonna spend any time with you. Whatever happens has to stay hush hush. Insinuate that if you and her hit it off, you may have to lawyer up. … Read more
Posted in Game, Girls, Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood on Mar 30th, 2018
Henry Mueller (this guy again!) has a great anecdote that involves himself, an SJW chick, and a brief but sufficient flash of brass balls. No matter how often it happens, I’m still surprised sometimes by how well “You’re wrong” game works. Just for kicks, I tried this approach with a girl standing in line for … Read more
