This is a technique for seducing women EASILY and INSTANTLY into bed. You tell the chick she has to sign an NDA (non disclosure agreement) if she’s gonna spend any time with you. Whatever happens has to stay hush hush. Insinuate that if you and her hit it off, you may have to lawyer up. If she breaches the terms of contract for a “shot at reflected fame” (say exactly that) she can expect to hear from your legal team. After a condomless night together, hire one of your plates to follow her to her car and menacingly warn her against “falling in love” with you.
GEG GEG.
PS Years later, save America from eternal damnation.
Uhmmmm……sounds more like welcome to false accusation central. No thanks. I’ll give up my tickets for the crazy train.
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Been thinking about this one. What do you think would happen if you went on a date with a chick and it went well and then you had your buddy or someone text her with some vague crazy ex musings, like “hey, just wanna let you know you should stay away from waffles” “what you think you’re gonna marry him or something? He’s mine honey” etc. would that cause her to be more attracted to you? Less? Would be interested in the results.
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When you frame it like that (get it?), it’s bigly hi-larious.
It might even work better (if possible) than if you DID have a limo and your own skyscraper.
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NYC 1956
hhehee imagine this happening today
that is why (((they))) hate 50s
the last decade before taking the power
https://t.co/tWqH6aNoT0
— 🇺🇸 Joseph Kane 🇺🇸 (@KANE2028) April 1, 2018
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april fools
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” condomless night together, ”
With a dirty porn star. Not a smart move. The VD swimming in her snatch must have mutated to horror movie proportions.
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I doubt it happened simply b/c Trump would have had the same thought (isn’t he supposed to be something of a germophobe?) and it’s not like he can’t do better.
‘After a condomless night together, hire one of your plates to follow her to her car and menacingly warn her against “falling in love” with you.’
lolz, how ironic the best game you can possibly have run on your behalf is some other chick kvetching about what a jerk you are.
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‘Jan [Michael Vincent] would call me in the morning and say, “Look, I’ve got this woman in my bed. Could you come over and get rid of her?” I’d be heartbroken, but I’d do it. Then I’d go home and cry.’
– Vincent’s ex-wife in an article in LA Magazine
I lol’d. “Abundance mentality” hardly seems adequate.
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Porn stars get tested regularly, and the number of men involved represent the 1% of the 1% in terms of size. Common sluts are WAY more risky.
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So do hookers in Vegas but would you still bang one ?
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Pathfinderlight, that’s b.s. that they’re spreading to the media for fear of cities banning them.
many HIV viruses take months to really appear on tests. the majority of women that did porn, quit the industry few months later for “No particularly reason”.
many of “male” performers also shoot scenes with “transsexuals” and homos in general.
even if they dont have aids, the majority of other hiv, such as chlamydia is very common
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That’s what we have antibiotics for so who cares? Sex is only real when it’s done with lots of fluids.
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”…..condomless night together…..”
Q: What happens when she refuses to have an abortion three months later (because despite many abortions in the past… she is now a changed woman)?
A: Twenty years of servitude.
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Brilliant April 1 idea!
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After a condomless night together, hire one of your plates to follow her to her car and menacingly warn her against “falling in love” with you.”””””
this happens to me every dam time
usually its a threat on the chick of bodily harm
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and I make under 60k a year lolzolzolzolozzzz
he he he
I can’t imagine I would be alive if I was a millionaire
I can’t even comprehend how the fuck they would get bitches not to go batshit enough to not kill
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how the fuck a billionaire survive being a womanizer is my question or a millionaire
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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For the slavophiles:
How do Russian shitlords say ‘heh, heh’?
Geg, geg.
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Giggity, giggity.
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Higamous, hergamous,
Woman’s hypergamous.
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Girls, it’s either that, or the taking an SUV ride over the cliff
Your call.
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Girls, it’s either that, or the taking an SUV ride over the cliff
https://www.apnews.com/3d128462aa7f46629b42cc9657d6693a/CHP:-Deadly-SUV-cliff-crash-may-have-been-intentional
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I read this quote about Trump..made me chuckle.
In the predawn hours, a contestant named Lauren Petrella—who, at age 22, was 24 years younger than the 46-year-old Trump—allegedly found Trump, unannounced and uninvited, in her bed.
“You said you don’t sleep with men on the first date,” he told her, according to the lawsuit filed by Harth. “Now it’s the second date, and here I am.”
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“…..This is a technique for seducing women EASILY and INSTANTLY into bed. You tell the chick she has to sign an NDA……”
….ad make sure you film EVERYTHING…starting with her Enthusiastic (and sober) consent.
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Always get a pre-nup, always have a backup.
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This is super solid game. People are in here talking about Trump and Stormy Daniels, but look at how well this would work for you: The NDA creates mystery.
Holy shit. What is going to happen that I need to sign legal paperwork?
Really gets the gine tingling with 50 shades of anticipation, if you know what I mean….
Add on to that the veiled threat which triggers her fight or flight. Nothing is more arousing to a woman than being literally physically in danger. This part will produce a large amount of Liquid Thrust – just make sure you can deliver the dominance she is expecting.
Finally, you pump up your value a ton by implying that she can parlay her relationship with you into fame. Though this is a two edge sword because it invites betrayal.
Once you do this to a woman, you have to make sure you fuck her good. And I mean good.
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Do you know what good is?
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“Once you do this to a woman, you have to make sure you fuck her good. And I mean good.”
Meh. After setting the table with a DHV of such other-worldly level, the bang performance could be tepid and she’ll still be madly in love/lust.
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Nope. She’ll be disappointed and will think, “At least I can get something out of it.” and betray you for the fame.
Setting a high bar with a woman is a great way to get laid. Not meeting that high bar is a great way to only get laid once.
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Do you honestly think 60 don was the best sex a porn star has had? No. But Porn stars did, with Trump.
DHV = Great Sex
Like a ‘sperg, you are applying your own standards to women.
It’s like women work differently than men or something.
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You’re getting old.
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Long time lurker, occasional poster, love your stuff since way back when. Little bit of reader feedback. More and more there are these zingers, ancronyms and trendy sounding terms tossed into your writing. One thing I like here is how eloquent, precise and cutting your writing is..these little terms seem a bit low brow and are kind of feminine (exact opposite of what we’ve come to expect from la Cheteau)
PS – what is a plate?
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Shooting at jewtube.
First nasally metrofag interviewed on local tv says he can’t discuss security at jewtube.
No doubt it’s a (((fortress))) like all Jew-owned property.
Why do all metrofags begin the answer to every question with “so”? Fucking fags.
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5’0” blonde female on SWAT team.
Lol.
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First fag interviewed described shooter as “all I can say is they were wearing grey” while shifting his gaze nervously.
He had a clear view.
Obviously didn’t want to say it was a woman.
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Sweet.
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