Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Guy Rules on Sep 12th, 2008
From the archives: Girl: Hey, how are you! I saw you upstairs and wanted to say hi. We met already. Remember me? Sarah? Me: [scanning her face… thinking… thinking… drawing a complete blank.] Yeah! You do look familiar! Hi, it’s nice to see you. Girl: You too! I know we kind of left it off […]
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Also from yesterday’s post , commenter Sebastian Flyte highlighted women’s natural inborn revulsion for beta males with the example of the fun bar game Marry Shag Kill: Another aspect I’m increasingly seeing – WOMEN ARE PITILESS ABOUT BETAS. Most gamers who run the routine “murder, marry, shag” quickly realise this. For those who don’t, you […]
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Exhibit A: Is it smarter to spend $20K on an engagement ring or just get your fiancee’s name tattooed on your ring finger? tattoos are forever. Exhibit B: Is it smarter to get knocked up at 17 with many more years of fertility and tight vagina left, or spend $28K a month on fertility treatments […]
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Zeets on game: Me: [while helping him set up a new TV I belch loudly] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCHHHH. Zeets: Was that a neg? [imitating me approaching some girls] Hi, I’m… BEEEELLLLCHHH… haha hey girls that was a neg! You like me now! Zeets on long distance cockblocking: Me: So there’s this girl who lives in another country […]
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Three guys. One cramped dance floor space. A smooth moves battle royale to catch the attentions of the two girls with their backs turned to them. Who will take home the gold? dancing with the sausage. (Happy dude holding drink is Wayne Brady, providing humorous color commentary.) Guy in the V-neck steps up first and […]
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In yesterday’s post, commenter Joel included a link to a letter by Benjamin Franklin to a young man extolling the virtues of no strings attached sex with older women. I reproduced it here because it is so damn funny… and true!* Ben was such a card. I especially like his Reason #5. *** Benjamin Franklin, […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Aug 3rd, 2008
We have a winner, and thanks to the finish line effort by commenter Glengarry Glenpoon (great nick btw) Gannon has been denied the coveted Commenter Trifecta. In response to my post “ Would You Date Her “, Glenpoon wrote this : [quote from original post]: I’d leave a very subtle hint, like a fake arm […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jul 30th, 2008
As it stands right now, Gannon is leading the vote tally for July 2008 Comment Winner. This will be the third straight win for him. If you don’t want to see him walk away with the trifecta I’d suggest you people step it up. You’ve got two days left. Hint: Brevity is the soul of […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Inner Beauty on Jun 18th, 2008
FYI : “What She’s Really Thinking” will be a regular feature here. Content may vary.
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Jun 11th, 2008
Zeets the Throwback Barbarian told me about a situation he had with his date. Zeets: So the date is going well… Me: Some makeouts? Zeets: We were about to kiss but then I stopped her and told her I had mono and I didn’t want her to catch it. I said it should only be […]
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