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My Craigslist Pickup Ad

It’s time to reveal the Craigslist ad I use to successfully pick up chicks online. This isn’t a template; it’s pretty much word for word what I post in the M4W section to entice women into my lair. I’m giving it away freely for you to learn from as I have moved on to more […]

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Happy Thanksgiving

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Unconditional Love

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It’s time to reveal the life-affirming, spiritually uplifting comment winners for the month of October. The vote was unanimous. The October 2008 Comment Winner is Der Fuehrer on what it means to stand like an alpha . I was in a club once. I was standing like a beta: arms crossed, legs crossed, hands held […]

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I Reveal Myself

Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex.

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I once wrote a post advising you to never send archiveable communication to a girl that you would be ashamed of if it were publicly broadcast: If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written […]

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You deserve to be the laughingstock of lesser omegas if you do the “couples costume” thing. Here’s another example of utterly contemptible betatude. The only acceptable couples costumes are Pimp/Ho combos (substitute Hugh Hefner for a dash of class), or this: Note that the beta costume is not the same as the GAY costume. If […]

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September 2008 Comment Winner

The last comment winner was back in July because you guys stunk up the place in August and I couldn’t choose a winner for that month that met my standard for excellence. But you pulled through in September. So here it is, the September 2008 Comment Winner . Dinamo Kiev gives his insight into Russian […]

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I got roped into a baby shower for an acquaintance. I’d never been to one of these seminal events, though I’ve heard about them. It was as bad as I imagined, maybe worse. Between the pink ribbon-wrapped gifts, blankies, snugglies, baby bouncies, belly-rubbing, earnest discussions of contractions and labor, and torrents of sympathy sludge, I […]

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37 year old woman: “So you just got out of prison? For killing a guy? Ha ha, that’s all right. I’m cool with that. I’ll buy dinner this time, and maybe you can get next time? Or not, I could just get it next time, too. Aren’t we having fun?? Fun fun fun!! Me and […]

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