The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold , sung to the tune of: The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.” The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies. With a load of mandingo twenty […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Jan 6th, 2014
The desperate male is a subspecies of the beta male. His modus operandi can be summed up in three words: Always be chasing. His philosophy is a simple one, assembled from the cut scenes of a thousand rom coms where the persistent Lloyd Dobler gets the girl in the end. He adheres to the core […]
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Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 19th, 2013
Now it’s your turn. Leave your ideas for captions in the comments. Winners will be announced in a future post. Good luck and happy shivving! Bonus!
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Organizing for Action, a creepily nondescript leftoid group tasked with propagandizing President Barack Obama’s (jesus it still sticks in the craw to say that) healthcare law, have released an ad campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #GetTalking that, well, you’ve gotta see to believe. I didn’t think it possible that the Barack Boyman Brigade’s “ […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 4th, 2013
The man has a point : Comparison: This guy is chasing after a 6 that he met once.. all around the world. Meanwhile, Tuthmosis [ed: the ROK contributor who wrote a blog post about the attractiveness of thin girls with eating disorders] is being hunted by 15 8s. None of them even know what he […]
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Sane people don’t need studies to confirm the bleeding obvious, but it’s nice to reference them when they become available, if for no other reason than to remotely relish the psychological pain such studies assuredly cause the insane platoon of pretty lie pushers. Our latest ♥science♥ shiv is a feminist id killer. 1,000 brain scans […]
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Our devolving culture is disaggregating into its origin slime so rapidly it’s hard to distinguish parody from reality anymore. Behold: Do not adjust your vertical or horizontal. What you are seeing is real . It’s an Obamacare ad campaign , currently appearing in Colorado (which means Coloradan taxpayers may be funding this flagrant farce). As […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Nov 11th, 2013
Swiped from the Boys from Brasil Norte, a neologismic mockery missile worthy of repoasting: Caplanization is the process by which the proponents of a particular policy (in this case unrestricted immigration) argue for it in such a manner than virtually all reasonable people are attracted to the opposite position. Related . You know how robots […]
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From the CH archives, an observation that gay men have something strangely distinctive about their faces, There is such a thing as a “gay face”. Hard to describe, but you know it when you see it. Think big bright feminine eyes, full lips, and an all-around glow. As usual, CH was ahead of the cultural […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Oct 31st, 2013
i was on transit today and it seems like white people are getting less and less common. just disappearing. transit is like a microcosm of multiculturalism. dead eyed somalians sitting awkwardly next to old chinese ladies. nothing in common. aknowledging each other as mere objects. no sign of life. riding by ugly buildings with grey […]
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