Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on May 26th, 2014
“Gym muscles. All bark, no wood. Get back to me when you’re clearing boulders and hoisting A-frames and your Amish wife is shitting your tenth child into one hand while scrubbing your tighty-whiteys on a washboard with the other.”
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on May 24th, 2014
This post is the start of a series featuring photos from readers that best distill the essence of a nation in decline. Our virgin Goodbye America photo entry is from reader Kyo, OT for the “Goodbye America” crowd: the nation encapsulated in the background of one photo. Michelle Obama is giving a speech full of […]
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Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs on May 14th, 2014
Commenter “The Burninator” muses about what an Amish Facebook page would look like. I can’t imagine an Amish girl’s FB page. Her: “Today I churned butter with mama.” Like 1 Amish father: “Get back to work, girl!” Like 124 😆 You have to hand it to the Amish. They have the preternatural ability to avoid […]
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the cat gives me tingles. She sounds relieved that there’s finally an alpha male in her marriage to whom she can submit. The job was apparently open… Woman up front, man in back, just the way she likes it.
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Study of the Year material here. You’ll laugh, you’ll nod knowingly, you’ll thank god you weren’t born in Kenya. The prevalence of extra-marital partnerships among women was 6.2% within a reference time of six months. Factors that were independently associated with increased likelihood of extra-marital partnerships were domestic violence (aOR, 1.45; 95% CI 1.09–1.92), women […]
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Fed up with public perception of new media “journolism” as a bastion of blushing hermaphrodites opening up about their day to day experiences having sex with themselves, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein have teamed up to inject a healthy dose of raw masculinity into the discourse with their unique brand of confident swagger. Check out […]
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Via fellow sadists , the most Millennial statement ever put to print is: “Here’s why that’s a problem.” Pathological solipsism and mile wide but inch deep self-esteem are a bad combo. The id of the Millennial Like Me Generation is a furry suit wrapping a toddler. If normalcy and personal responsibility offend the Millennial, it […]
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The title of this post comes courtesy of commenter PA, who writes: Behold the Twenty Commandments of Involuntary Celibacy : The comments that follow are awesome — and each is hugely upvoted. A small sampling: 21. Don’t take advice from a columnist that just spews generalizations on Yahoo. 22. Instead, read the Comments section for […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Feb 2nd, 2014
CH really likes the Jerkboy Charisma Game series, so expect to see more of it. Hope you’re copacetic! Commenter Wrecked ‘Em {space reserved for a rectum joke} writes, Yesterday, I watched my professional asshole friend run this by a hot girl he barely knew: Him: you seem sexually frustrated Her: what? Him: I think you […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Videos on Jan 28th, 2014
An inspired reader has put to song The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold .
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