Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Nov 11th, 2007
You should have listened to what mama saidAnd walked away with someone else insteadYou should have listened to what grandma saidAnd married someone more like Fred You should have listened to your inner voiceWhile you had time and still a choiceYou should have reached for the emergency brakeBefore it was too late [Chorus]You see the … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Rules of Manhood, Vanity on Nov 5th, 2007
There’s always a tense moment in the bright light of the morning after a stumbling late night hookup when the girl needs to use the bathroom and you feel a rush of anxiety as you wonder what personal items you have prominently displayed on your sink. Eyebrow tweezers? Check. Five different facial scrubs and masks? … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Funny/Lolblogs on Oct 28th, 2007
Related: Worst Costume Ever.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Rules of Manhood on Sep 20th, 2007
Unreconstructed barbarian Zeets called to give me a recap on his date with a girl he took to a popular local lounge. Zeets: It was all going well until I felt an explosion of gases in my intestines. A deep rumbling. I couldn’t do anything while she was there next to me.Me: Why not go to the … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Aug 22nd, 2007
If you sit at a sidewalk cafe in DC and people watch you’ll eventually see hints of civilizational decline. mommy took our allowance There I was enjoying a manly tap water when something so magnificently wrong assaulted my visual field. A father carrying a baby in a papoose that he wore across his front. The … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Vanity on Aug 16th, 2007
A friend, who is a good person despite his penchant for finding humor in the suffering of others, trawled one of those sad-sack internet support groups and forwarded me this plaintive wail from a man(?) who is losing his hair and blaming it for his collapsing marriage. My friend, for purposes of this blog I shall call him … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Inner Beauty, Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood on Aug 6th, 2007
If the eyes are the window to the soul, the smile is the neon vacancy sign outside the motel. I don’t *feel* high maintenance. Girls love to smile, whether it’s justified or not. A broad smile illuminates the face and makes the world notice her. There is probably some Freudian oral delights aspect to it as well. The next time … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jul 17th, 2007
Horse in my pussy. Let the big dick fairy bless you. Knock down trees with your GIANTCOCK. and an amalgam courtesy of the random generator: Knock up alpha fairies and their cats with your horse cock.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Jun 22nd, 2007
…for laughing. I’m not a fan of goofball humor to attract girls. She’ll laugh her way straight into a platonic friendship with you. This is especially true during the critical first few minutes of meeting her when you are trying to get her to ponder the possibility of sleeping with you. Droll, clever humor, dispensed sparingly, is more … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths on Jun 21st, 2007
In this era of financially independent women and easy no fault divorce, it’s time to retire the cultural appendage of johns paying to marry their whores. Since men give up more when they marry, the women oughta be paying them.
