Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall, Self-aggrandizement on Sep 5th, 2008
Exhibit A: Is it smarter to spend $20K on an engagement ring or just get your fiancee’s name tattooed on your ring finger? tattoos are forever. Exhibit B: Is it smarter to get knocked up at 17 with many more years of fertility and tight vagina left, or spend $28K a month on fertility treatments at the age … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life on Aug 25th, 2008
Zeets on game: Me: [while helping him set up a new TV I belch loudly] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCHHHH. Zeets: Was that a neg? [imitating me approaching some girls] Hi, I’m… BEEEELLLLCHHH… haha hey girls that was a neg! You like me now! Zeets on long distance cockblocking: Me: So there’s this girl who lives in another country who … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Aug 18th, 2008
Three guys. One cramped dance floor space. A smooth moves battle royale to catch the attentions of the two girls with their backs turned to them. Who will take home the gold? dancing with the sausage. (Happy dude holding drink is Wayne Brady, providing humorous color commentary.) Guy in the V-neck steps up first and does the … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall, The Pleasure Principle on Aug 6th, 2008
In yesterday’s post, commenter Joel included a link to a letter by Benjamin Franklin to a young man extolling the virtues of no strings attached sex with older women. I reproduced it here because it is so damn funny… and true!* Ben was such a card. I especially like his Reason #5. *** Benjamin Franklin, Advice … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Aug 3rd, 2008
We have a winner, and thanks to the finish line effort by commenter Glengarry Glenpoon (great nick btw) Gannon has been denied the coveted Commenter Trifecta. In response to my post “Would You Date Her“, Glenpoon wrote this: [quote from original post]: I’d leave a very subtle hint, like a fake arm on her pillow before she … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jul 30th, 2008
As it stands right now, Gannon is leading the vote tally for July 2008 Comment Winner. This will be the third straight win for him. If you don’t want to see him walk away with the trifecta I’d suggest you people step it up. You’ve got two days left. Hint: Brevity is the soul of … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Inner Beauty on Jun 18th, 2008
FYI: “What She’s Really Thinking” will be a regular feature here. Content may vary.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Jun 11th, 2008
Zeets the Throwback Barbarian told me about a situation he had with his date. Zeets: So the date is going well… Me: Some makeouts? Zeets: We were about to kiss but then I stopped her and told her I had mono and I didn’t want her to catch it. I said it should only be one more … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Ugly Truths, Videos on Jun 9th, 2008
I’m a sensitive man, and some of my reader’s comments expressing their hurt and frustration with my writings have bothered me. After a bit of sorrowful reflection, I decided to turn my back on the anger and evil in my heart and open myself to a deeper understanding and wisdom. Here is a video response … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on May 28th, 2008
In the last installment of visualizing beta, I ridiculed discussed in an even tone the photo of a lesser beta who wasn’t comfortable enough to drape his arm like a normal human male across the shoulders of an attractive girl. His tragic case was an obvious one. Virginal nerds, like fat chicks, can be spotted from … Read more
