Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Ugly Truths on Nov 13th, 2008
Investigative reader Joe T. sent me this unintentionally hilarious survey of Central Asian (particularly Kazakh) attitudes toward, and stereotypes of, foreign women. The survey was conducted by the Gender Studies department at a university in Kazakhstan, and all I can say is that if American gender studies departments were like this one, our college “””educated””” … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Funny/Lolblogs on Nov 10th, 2008
It’s time to reveal the life-affirming, spiritually uplifting comment winners for the month of October. The vote was unanimous. The October 2008 Comment Winner is Der Fuehrer on what it means to stand like an alpha. I was in a club once. I was standing like a beta: arms crossed, legs crossed, hands held together and … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Vanity on Oct 11th, 2008
Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness on Oct 10th, 2008
I once wrote a post advising you to never send archiveable communication to a girl that you would be ashamed of if it were publicly broadcast: If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written for the … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time, Vanity on Oct 8th, 2008
You deserve to be the laughingstock of lesser omegas if you do the “couples costume” thing. Here’s another example of utterly contemptible betatude. The only acceptable couples costumes are Pimp/Ho combos (substitute Hugh Hefner for a dash of class), or this: Note that the beta costume is not the same as the GAY costume. If you wear … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Oct 6th, 2008
The last comment winner was back in July because you guys stunk up the place in August and I couldn’t choose a winner for that month that met my standard for excellence. But you pulled through in September. So here it is, the September 2008 Comment Winner. Dinamo Kiev gives his insight into Russian women and … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Oct 1st, 2008
I got roped into a baby shower for an acquaintance. I’d never been to one of these seminal events, though I’ve heard about them. It was as bad as I imagined, maybe worse. Between the pink ribbon-wrapped gifts, blankies, snugglies, baby bouncies, belly-rubbing, earnest discussions of contractions and labor, and torrents of sympathy sludge, I … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall on Sep 29th, 2008
37 year old woman: “So you just got out of prison? For killing a guy? Ha ha, that’s all right. I’m cool with that. I’ll buy dinner this time, and maybe you can get next time? Or not, I could just get it next time, too. Aren’t we having fun?? Fun fun fun!! Me and … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Rules of Manhood on Sep 12th, 2008
From the archives: Girl: Hey, how are you! I saw you upstairs and wanted to say hi. We met already. Remember me? Sarah? Me: [scanning her face… thinking… thinking… drawing a complete blank.] Yeah! You do look familiar! Hi, it’s nice to see you. Girl: You too! I know we kind of left it off … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, Psy Ops, The Id Monster on Sep 11th, 2008
Also from yesterday’s post, commenter Sebastian Flyte highlighted women’s natural inborn revulsion for beta males with the example of the fun bar game Marry Shag Kill: Another aspect I’m increasingly seeing – WOMEN ARE PITILESS ABOUT BETAS. Most gamers who run the routine “murder, marry, shag” quickly realise this. For those who don’t, you and … Read more
