Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls on Nov 20th, 2009
Tough… tough… Hmm. I’m not usually challenged like this. After some serious reflection I’m going to go with the girl in the pink dress. Look at her oversized earrings and bright red lipstick. That’s a big clue she doesn’t like being ignored and will make it hard for you to hook up with her prettier friends.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Oct 30th, 2009
Behold, the greatest website since lolcats: People of Walmart. Here is a candid photo of an attractive, slender, wholesome American mother: I’d tap it. I’ve added People of Walmart to my blogroll, because it’s just that worthy. When future historians ask why the great American empire fell, People of Walmart is all the archived evidence they’ll need … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Oct 13th, 2009
Put down the Anthony Robbins and save yourself hours of reading seduction website forums, the only inner game you’ll ever need is perfectly encapsulated in this one line: That woman was sexy…Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won’t screw you, don’t do it for them. This is a quote from … Read more
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Sluts on Oct 2nd, 2009
I stumbled across a truly unintentionally hilarious tell-all. Some college chick banged Tucker Max during his promotional bus tour for his movie and she wrote about it on the internet. I Slept With Tucker Max, the Internet’s Biggest Asshat The fun starts before we even get past the title! The author’s name is Courtney, but … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Sep 22nd, 2009
The winner of the first alpha male cage match was Silvio Berlusconi, by a whopping margin. 72 years old and still chasing skirt without apology. On to match #2. VS.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies, The Pleasure Principle on Sep 17th, 2009
More evidence that thin has always been in. (Hat tip: Reader SB7.) The fourth century Romans of the Villa Romana del Casale and the surrounding town of Platia created mosaics of slender babes well within the optimal 17 – 23 BMI range frolicking in bikinis while playing outdoor games and generally looking cute. Not a BBW … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Sep 17th, 2009
Peacocking head accessory? Check. Overindulgent Roman guido (the original!) necklace? Check. Cheeseball earrings? Check. Hours in the gymnasium building neck muscles? Check. Tunic unbuttoned down to navel to display sprouts of chest hair? Check. Thousand yard stare of stupidity? Check. Deep Mediterranean orange tan? Check. Chick is a slut? Check. Historical accuracy confirmed. The world’s … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Sep 4th, 2009
First there was this. Then this herb poked his fat head up from his burrow. Then a magnificent specimen of herb was spotted on the concrete plains of a SWPL savannah. Suddenly herbs started springing up everywhere, wearing frontal papooses, inexplicably carrying satchels into nightclubs, and laying their bulbous heads in the laps of girlfriends … Read more
Posted in Culture, Foreign Girls, Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Sluts, Ugly Truths, Videos on Aug 18th, 2009
Many readers have sent me this UK tabloid story about a tacky British slut (redundant?) who asks the sex advice columnist (there’s a 21st century New Girl Order occupation of pointlessness) Rowan Pelling whether she should reveal to her boyfriend the truth about her, uh, comprehensive sexual history. I’ve been with my boyfriend for six … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Jul 3rd, 2009
David Alexander, frequent blogosphere commenter, extraordinarily successful troll, and often self-contradictory advocate for the supposed virtues of the celibate omega male way of life, has started a church — The Church of David Alexander — and a new religion, Davidalexanderism. Here is his First Article of Faith: Article The First: Betas must not reproduce or impose themselves … Read more
