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The “winner” of the 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament will be the peabody puffboy who emerges victorious from the Championship Bout between Dylan Matthews and Pajamaboy (née Ethan (((Krupp))) ). Matthews handily dispatched McKay Coppins in the preliminary finals bout, as voters felt he had the face more likely to inspire a fusillade of knuckle […]

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The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament semifinals are over , and Dylan Matthews soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while Pajamaboy BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey “GayPedoFace” Graham. McKay Coppins waits in the wings for his chance at taking more punches to the face than Dylan Gaytthews. Finals, Preliminary Bout: Dylan Matthews […]

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We’re back for the 2015 punchable shitlib face semifinals! Bout 1: Matty “Yce Yce Baby” Yglesias vs Dylan “I’m hiding a buttplug” Matthews Don’t be surprised if your hand reflexively curls into a fist looking at Yglesias. And multiple viewings which could conceivably inure you to his smug doughboy plushness don’t seem to lessen the […]

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The polls for most punchable shitlib face of 2015 are closed. We have our winners who will advance to the semifinals. In what some are calling an upset akin to Buster Douglas-Mike Tyson, Matty “Polar Bear” Yglesias edged out [insert double entendre here] Ezra “Null Entity of Nepotism” Klein in Bout 1. Bout 2: Dylan […]

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Shitlibs are renowned for their watery-eyed, chipmunk-cheeked, effeminate, punchable faces. Why not set up a tournament-style bracket to find the most punchable, shitlib-iest face ever, as determined by reader vote? Why ask why? (Actual shitlibs will not be duking it out ringside for advancement to the March Manlets Final Four, as much as we would […]

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It’s Sweeps Week at Le Chateau. Grab your paleo-friendly tree nuts and smugly recline at your standing entertainment center for a delirious week of the most politically incorrect, shitlib-triggering lulz! Reader Scanman has a new non sequitur text game routine that involves Taylor Swift and Nazi memes. Met typical blue city lawyer cunt a few […]

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America Is Farooked

Courtesy of the wild midnight ride known as da GBFM: [ASH] CARTER TELLING MILITARY TO OPEN ALL COMBAT JOBS TO WOMEN: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_WOMEN_IN_COMBAT now we’re really farooked!!! zlzlzozolzolzolozmgzlzlzolzolzo I’d zlzlzozll too if it weren’t so dead serious. Recall that Ash Carter is the same Pentagon Chief who said this following the Paris Muslim terror attacks: U.S. […]

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Need a bittersweet laugh? Chicks with a fever for the flavortown of a jerkboy inmate can now more easily connect to him through a new app called “ TextBehind: Text-To-Inmates “. (Note: I am not making this up) TextBehind® enables you to communicate with your incarcerated loved ones nationwide using text messages with photos, custom […]

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A group calling itself “Overweight Haters Ltd” is handing out leaflets on the British subway. “perverted chubby-lover” 😆 😆 😆 I swear this fat shaming shiv could have been pulled straight from the CH sheath, word for word. Are the Chateau’s very special lessons percolating through the wider culture? This ‘umble blog doesn’t have millions […]

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Sometimes I don’t need to wield the shiv. The shiv wields itself . “A deep tone of voice appeals to conservative voters. More generally, conservative voters seem to have a preference for politicians who look physically strong and masculine, while liberal voters prefer those who have less dominant features and seem more accommodating, perhaps even […]

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