On Bended Knees
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Marriage Is For Chumps on Apr 29th, 2011
Royalty doesn’t wait. (hat tip: JT) (caption contest time! any reference to “polishing the royal sceptre” will earn double bonus points.)
Category Archive for 'Funny/Lolblogs'
Dating A Vegetarian Girl Is A Sacrifice
Posted in Dating, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls on Mar 25th, 2011
This comment from Quant reminded me of a girl I used to date: And it doesn’t matter how bad she wants to save the planet, it would better for my image of her if she flushes after doing number 1 instead of “letting it mellow.” Too funny. The girl I dated would say the same … Read more
Penis Pic Game
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Id Monster, Vanity on Jan 28th, 2011
A reader who wishes to remain anonymous emails: Big fan of your work. I saw this exchange on FB, and I couldn’t resist snapping some screen shots. “R” is an early-thirties female. Commenters J, J, and E are all males. When I read the initial post, I couldn’t help but picture a cocky asshole, annoyed … Read more
Have A Herbly Christmas!
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 24th, 2010
Reader writes: This kid just put it up as his facebook picture for the world to share in disgust. Who took this picture? His coonty girlfriend who is about a 4.5. This kid in college was the definition of beta, a perpetual LJBF victim who seemed to relish in it. Merry Christmas man. I understand … Read more
The Psychosis Of Single Moms
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Dec 3rd, 2010
What happens when unmarried women chase down noncommittal cads, get knocked up by them, give birth to illegitimate bastards, and then languish in despair as they quickly notice their material well-being, love life, and dating market value deteriorating immensely as single moms? They have mental breakdowns! This post brought to you by the Committee of Helpful … Read more
Reenactment Of A Dentist Visit Pickup
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Videos on Nov 24th, 2010
This is a pickup attempt in a dentist’s office, as we were both waiting to have our teeth cleaned. The lawyer chick returns! (Lawyer chicks are very diligent about keeping regular dental appointments.) Listen for the rather unsubtle neg.
Time To Fart As A Measure Of Relationship Strength
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Relationships, Ugly Truths, Videos on Nov 19th, 2010
I’ve devised a formula for determining the strength of a relationship and its long term potential based on the time it takes for me to feel comfortable farting in a girlfriend’s presence. TTF (Time To Fart) + SOE (Sense Of Embarrassment) / LOF (Loudness Of Fart) + NOF (Number Of Farts per episode) + FDS (Farts During … Read more
Derisive Comment Of The Month
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Status Is King, The Id Monster on Nov 7th, 2010
This one comes from a mischief maker named “Lexus Liberal” who commented on a Washington City Paper article about the poor performance of the Sidwell Friends’ football team. Sidwell Friends is a private school where Presidents send their kids to be fast tracked for future ruling class positions. The Obamas are the latest example. I … Read more
Acceptable Halloween Couples Costume
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Oct 31st, 2010
The Crazy Cat Lady Stage Of America
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Oct 18th, 2010
From a commenter over at Mangan’s: Female suffrage has led to a feminizing of Western Civilization. That civilization is now entering its crazy cat lady stage, that most female of destinies. Witness the hoarding of immigrants (rather than animals) that we don’t need, that we can’t properly house or care for, the self delusions, the … Read more
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