
Royalty doesn’t wait.
(hat tip: JT)
(caption contest time! any reference to “polishing the royal sceptre” will earn double bonus points.)
Where pretty lies perish.
Apr 29th, 2011 by Heartiste

Royalty doesn’t wait.
(hat tip: JT)
(caption contest time! any reference to “polishing the royal sceptre” will earn double bonus points.)
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Marriage Is For Chumps
True, I've wondered about that as well. The technique evident in this 13th Century illustration is comically juvenile. Why was so much Medieval art so bad?
Turns out there are many answers to that question.
One, most Medievel Europeans were simply bad artists, just like most people today are bad artists. A lot of the lowbrow and middlebrow graphic illustrations drawn back then were done by random joes, who felt the spirit, but not the painter's brush, move them. There were talented Medieval painters but their works were less common and usually hanging in some rich aristocrat's castle.
Two, the rules of perspective didn't get formally established until the early 15th Century in Italy. Untrained amateur painters and illustrators before that time would not have been acquainted with proper rendering techniques.
Three, there is a lot of great Medieval art, but it was usually found in decorative works like book bindings or music boxes, not so much in painting.
Four, it is possible that Europeans lost a lot of Greco-Roman realistic painting techniques after the fall of Rome.
Five, there is a theory that Medieval Europeans held the belief that realistic paintings using perspective were "an affront to God", becaue it hubristically mimicked God's creation. This is a controversial theory, though, because realistic paintings were created during that time.
If they had MBA-credentialed management consultants in 1850, this house would never have been built to those specs.
"I'm sorry, but your shareholders would appreciate the labor and materiel efficiency savings"
Candy is dandy, but Kovyor is quicker.
MMA
(Mary Mother of Asskicking)
It isn't fascism.....yet.
(and the sooner it happens, the better)
From the forest you were born, to the forest you shall return.
There does appear to be a loose parallel between jewish and Quaker histories. Both groups were (rationally) discriminated against in many economic and cultural sectors. They responded to the discrimination by pouring into the occupational fields which were still open to them: banking and industry.
The wealth each group nepotistically accrued from those endeavors allowed them to more effectively subvert the surrounding society.
It's good to visualize the geographical origin of many of the groups we discuss. Geography and group attributes are strongly associated through the process of evolution.
The Quakers originate predominately from the English Highlands. Mountain people tend to be more clannish (ethnocentric) than lowland peoples, yet the Quakers very early on developed a pacifist ideology that seems to contradict accepted theories of ethnocentric group psychology research.
It is possible Quaker pacifism was a form of group fitness behavior, by way of virtue signaling harmlessness and victimhood that would allow their group to more easily take advantage of host societies.
https://hbdchick.wordpress.com/2013/08/18/geographical-origin-of-the-quakers/
The Quaker Question.
I link this video for discussion purposes. We have a Jewish Problem. Do we also have to grapple with a Quaker Question? QQanon?
I'm open to this theory, primarily because I believe it would have been very difficult for jews to subvert Hajnal White nations as thoroughly as they have without some help "from the inside".
"H1B abusers"
This rhetoric is damning of Trump's real intentions. The crisis facing us isn't the problem of "abusers" of the system. The crisis is the system ITSELF.
We should be going after the H1B program in its entirety, not just the abusers of it.
Same with immivasion. We should be deporting all of them, not just the "violent criminals".
The System must be repealed.
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Notice how the little girl covers her ears, not her eyes!
1st
“Obbbbghhh” “Mmmgghggghg” “More, my Liege”, “Mmmmmggbbbhh”
A mere shadow of Bill Clinton!
Beta chump or alpha? wtf
It’s a microphone, dear.
Did anyone notice the way she looked away from him in the end of the second kiss while he continued to look at her?
Where is the “Prince William: Beta Chump” post?? hmm.
Is it alpha to remove your posts?
Not sure.
signed. reader of 3 years.
My bad – search did not find it. Still, I am confused – is this a counterpoint to the previous posting.
I must say I found Kate to be much more beautiful than previously. Of course – no surprise. Seen it on many wedding days before.
Disgraceful! Won’t someone think of the children!?
“Now, show my subjects what I’ll be expecting of them.”
* Obey!
* Yes, and after you’re done polishing those shoes, make me a ham and cheese sandwich.
* I told you, you’ll get your golden shower LATER!
* Hands AND knees, woman. Now crawl.
The Royal Penis is clean your Highness.
Since Prince BetaMax went to all the trouble of wearing his snappy little costume, she’s giving him a last glimpse of a position he will never see again.
Haha that’s hilarious
It was funny until I noticed his genitals would have to be on his knees for the innuendo to work.
[Editor: Hey, maybe the guy just goes the distance.]
I imagine obliging the Prince in that fashion might “head” off a beheading if she fails to sire him any sons.
Tour guide:
The crown jewels are located at the base of the tower of London.
She was after the family jewels alright.
See, I told you taking “obey” out of the vows didn’t mean shit. It’s still in her DNA, sis.
See, I told you taking “obey” out of the vows didn’t mean shit. It’s still in her DNA, sis.
It’s looks like the beginnings of the Royal Human Centipede.
“I spilled my cum on this other woman. Waste not.”
And now for my vow
I doDo meRoyal duties.
Editor: Hey, maybe the guy just goes the distance.
It’s true. Prince William has a 16″ cock…er…so I’ve heard.
Spit-shining the royal sceptre for ceremony.
“Thank you Chateau!”
Love, honor and
obeyfellatioCrowd: Swallow! Swallow! Swallow!
Dudley DoRight’s new wife, Daphney DoItAnyWhere.
if a woman refuses to vow “to obey” to her husband on the wedding day, the husband should request the opening dance to be “highway to hell”
So, you’re bald down here too?
His climax is so loud the little girl has to cover her ears.
Will and Kate plus EjacuLATE
Well, I wondered aloud earlier this week why in hell the future King of that country was marrying a 7…who is older than him, to boot.
In these photos she appears older than 29–more like early 30s. The bit about not vowing to obey the future King was just insult to injury.
Yeah, she is willing and able to do the annoying charitable work and public appearance that a princess must…but COME ON, brah.
It’s good to be the King!
Does anybody else notice the guy to the right of William? Voyeurism.
This picture pretty much captures it all –
http://theracerx.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kate-middleton-sexy-dress.jpg
“Choke quieter Duchess, Grace is doing that thing again.”
I had no interest in the Royal Wedding, but man, that uniform he wore was fucking amazing. Where could I get one of those?
“…that uniform he wore was fucking amazing. Where could I get one of those?”
Unusual for it to be red (ie – ‘redcoat’0) – since most of the time, the men of the British monarchy usually wore blue Royal Navy uniforms at their weddings or other formal occasions.
But yes – it is quite a sharp uniform, isn’t it?
*BTW: It’s overall structure and pattern was directly inspired after the mid-19th century Prussian Waffenrock. (Then again, much of the ‘British’ Royal Family is actually German.)
“Don’t worry lover, happens to a lot of guys….”
After kissing William, Kate made sure that she also kissed the Royal Willie.
She does have a bit of a manjaw. Will be interesting to see how all this pans out.
@Backdoor Man/@Reality Check,
According to this article:
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/royal-wedding-irish-theme-for-william-and-katersquos-special-day-15148702.html
The outfit was that of “Colonel of the Irish Guards” – he supposedly had shamrocks on his lapels…
@Reality Check,
That supposedly sexy pic of Kate is NOT – all I see are boy hips and giant adam’s apple… NOT SEXY
Caption:
Kid: “Aargh, there’s that SLURPING sound again…”
Prince: (Hand on back of Kate’s neck) Take it ALL bitch!”
Kate: “SLURP…MMMUUUAAAA…”
* Kate Middleton: I would rather BLOW than OBEY you.
* A VOW is a VOW. Now suck it. And suck it good.
“Enjoy it because from now on you’ll have to beg for once-a-month sex with my rapidly decaying pussy.”
She did look away for a second on the second kiss.
Caption:
Prince: “You may disobey me, but you will NOT disobey my COCK!”
Kate: “SLURP… GLUG… SLURP”
Kid: “Drop it lo, suck it like a ho!”
Its spit and polish….bitch
Saw the picture yesterday posted on Kate’s profile when 4chan and Ebaum’s World raped it. There were a few other good pictures there too.
William is Colonel-in-Chief of the Irish Guards – there are shamrocks on the collar.
I’m sure he chose the Guards’ scarlet tunic (without bearskin) over the RAF uniform which is his “real” job, since that looks like a Greyhound bus driver’s kit.
Good call. Still a beta chump, however.
In yet another homage to tradition that delighted the crowd on the Mall, Prince William invoked Commoner Schlongta, the right of royals to obtain a first, and public, oral pleasuring when marrying commoners, not seen since the last such coupling in the late 15th century. Lip-reading experts reported the Prince assured his bride her first polishing of the royal sceptre “went quite well.”
love, honor and fellatio
“Umm, you know, while your down there, maybe you could, I don’t know, but only if you want to cuz I wouldn’t want you to do anything you’re not comfortable with or that would offend you as a womyn, so its really up to you.”
the one royal member she couldnt resist obeying
Her: “Christ, you wear built-up shoes! I wanna divorce!”
das right bitch. say ma name! I is da prince!
“The Redcoats are coming! The Redcoats are coming!”
“Yeah, That’s it honey, just Like I showed you.”
seriously tho ur johnson rocks!!
HA. Not one female comment- no words, eh, ladies?
p.s. interesting how fickle the crowd is. Yesterday William was a beta chump, and Kate a ball-busting shrew, because of the omission of the word “obey” from the vow (meaningless in context)- but today, after one joke picture, the tables are turned- he’s a royal alpha and she’s a submissive slut-? really? He may be a bit of a drip, like his father, and she a little too prim and proper for her age, but that’s just who they are- what their role as royals calls for. Not otherwise applicable to other people’s lives.
The really interesting thing about the royal threads this week is Harry’s paternity. Sort of a textbook case on the purpose of female infidelity- to punch up a weak bloodline with more hardy and masculine seed. Sort of hidden in plain sight.
“HA. Not one female comment- no words, eh, ladies?”
RE: wedding.
I am disgusted by the outpouring of toriest sympathies.
When will this clown show get off my google feed?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382162/Royal-wedding-Lip-reader-reveals-just-WAS-said-ceremony.html
If you read through this, a lip reader translated a few conversations between the two. The score for our boy Willy isn’t looking so good.
Almost every time he talks he wants some validation.
“Lets kiss now, okay?”
“Don’t bow just yet, okay? Maybe just your head, okay?”
Cute.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkf8x49fcN1qaw5d0o1_500.jpg
no, I said cover your eyes with one hand while holding her hairback, not cover your ears.
http://img220.imageshack.us/i/royalleader.jpg/
http://img10.imageshack.us/i/royaleader2.jpg/
Time for a game of spot the Alpha?
Maurice
Ah, finally, someone agrees with me that mandatory paternity testing would be foolhardy.
unreleated
has any one read these books :
Domestic Tranquility: A Brief Against Feminism by F. Carolyn Graglia
The Flipside of Feminism: What Conservative Women Know — and Men Can’t Say by Suzanne Venker
Feminist Fantasies by Phyllis Schlafly
Undressing Feminism (Paragon Issues in Philosophy) by Ellen R. Klein (Oct 22, 2002
where to find these books free …..!
Foolhardy at his stage of life, and foolhardy if implemented randomly. But if every name in a “Father:___________” line on a birth certificate had to be supported by DNA test results? Wow, game changer for females. The hamster would quake in terror.
Also, perhaps this is your point, foolhardy for the survival of the species. If nature’s design is that males spread the seed whenever and wherever they can, and females only accept the highest-status seed, then that’s a recipe for improving the quality of the next generation. (here: Harry being purportedly more virile, charismatic, reckless, aggressive, etc. than his tepid half-brother.)
MPT would seriously hinder this, practically, as a mating strategy: it would be virtually impossible to bring the alpha-born offspring into the beta’s nest. Which means that mixing bloodlines in that beneficial way becomes harder. What’s good for the gander (and very bad for the goose) might be bad for the gaggle.
“Your queer father said that if I wanted to be a queen like him then I would have to follow his advice on how to swallow it all without gagging”
“Get your throat into it!”
Look at how Kate and William hold hands?
Who wears the pants in the family?
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00252/wkhands900_252886a.jpg
Maurice says, “HA. Not one female comment- no words, eh, ladies?”
:: looks up like “You expect me to answer?” ::
Maurice
Many commenters here coddle their precious and dainty egos with the belief that those with state control and social skills are retarded parasitic thugs, and that the real ubermen are the salt of the earth betas.
Fact is that Alphas are a required caste in human society, and the crash would crash harder without them.
“Many commenters here coddle their precious and dainty egos with the belief that those with state control and social skills are retarded parasitic thugs, and that the real ubermen are the salt of the earth betas.”
Actually very few commenters seem to think that way.
“Look at how Kate and William hold hands? Who wears the pants in the family?”
Holy shit, that’s bad. I made an observation on the hand-holding thing on this blog some three years ago, with R. testing and confirming the unmistakable submissive effect of the person with the palm-forward hand.
“HA. Not one female comment- no words, eh, ladies?”
(screaming!!!) “Willy, I CAN’T find it!!!!”
Prince Willy is gonna be so sad when he visits his favorite forum again.
“The Royal Penis is clean your Highness.” – bransalv
Aw sick!
The correct caption is:
“And then the loop goes here…I can’t believe you still do not know how to tie your own shoes, didn’t the Air Force teach you?”
A great video and a really good song… with English translation.
Laughing so hard she doubles over, “OMG do you really expect me to suck that!?!?”
Kate’s adjusting his outfit so pretty boy prince William looks respectable in front of all the adults…
Kate is picking up the lockbox where she now keeps the royal scepter.
http://celebritynewsandstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kate-middleton-see-through-dress.jpg
the dress she was wearing when he first saw her
how about
“leave us alone, you strangers!”
Oops…..fruedian slip on prince Williams part…….i mean behaviour.
Little girl with ears covered: I heard it’s pretty loud when it goes off.
am i the only person who really didn’t care about a wedding?
http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/soundfx/human_sounds/human_belch1a_wav.shtml
Oops! ( spoken in a tiny voice )
Prince William: (Vince-Vaughn-in-Old-School style yelling of) “earmuffs!”
“make sure the little girls see you swallow, Kate. It’s disrespectful not to swallow, Kate.”
would anybody substitute the “obey your husband” in marriage clause for “swallow your husband daily” in marriage clause?
That Guy
@Reality Check,
That supposedly sexy pic of Kate is NOT – all I see are boy hips and giant adam’s apple… NOT SEXY
__
That Guy,
Oh I quite agree with you my friend — my point of posting the pic was to show exactly what you are saying — that she is no prize whatsoever for Prince William, and in fact she is very unladylike and quite unfit to be a member of British Royalty.
Tasteless Build
It was funny until I noticed his genitals would have to be on his knees for the innuendo to work.
guess you’ve never seen those pictures of his brother harry huh.
(Then again, much of the ‘British’ Royal Family is actually German.)
Myth. Check out N/A’s blog for reality.
Actually, not a myth, since you did say “much”.
http://i.imgur.com/Jfrqy.gif
“Yeah that’s it, a little more to the right. No no no, don’t take them off, leave them on.”
Deep-throne.
That must be one loud blowjob, considering the little girl is covering her ears…
“Obey!”