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It’s generally a good idea to avoid those with indiscriminate tastes and passions. The wind blows them whither, and the buffet table bloats them thither. AKA NO FAT CHICKS.

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“But I’m ALL Milhouse!” Sorry, Milhouse, chicks don’t really want niceguys. They want jerks they can pretend are niceguys underneath. Allow me to introduce you to the female rationalization hamster:

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In a neighborhood I once occupied, I used to see a man — an avatar of vibrancy — around town who was “suffering” from some kind of medical condition that caused his genitals to swell to immense proportion. Elephantitis of the nuts, although his entire package, beans plus frank, was uniformly yuge so maybe he […]

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File under: It’s funny cuz it’s true. Exhibit A: Pathologically Altruist Wolf Exhibit B: Globohomo diversity

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Reader Gas Mask parodied (aka improved the veracity of) a dating app advertisement featured on the Goodbye, America blog. The original ad: And Gas Mask’s pitch perfect parody: The blue city dating scene is now filled with these over-credentialed yet airheaded yoga-pants’ed “spiritual but not religious” aging beauties regurgitating platitudes and catchwords so vapid they […]

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Ready to unload a withering guffaw? While reporting on migrant squatters loitering in Rome’s streets, an Italian leftoid news anchoress was assaulted live on camera by the same swarth-saharan trash for whom she was trying to drum up sympathy. mamma kek-a! First, this media globowhore is HOT. Would bang, multiple positions, multiple times. I might […]

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Blur out a woman’s face except her jaw, chin, and mouth. If you can’t tell whether the blurred photo is a man or a woman, then the woman has failed the Manjaw Test. Via commenter quorasdesignatedasshole: This is Lacy MacAuley’s jawline. (Opening line of a CH novel.) Lacy is a White shitlib feminist who flew […]

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Globalist Girl Remix

The Mamas & The Pepes recorded a raw version of my “Globalist Girl” lyrical reinterpretation of the Tom Petty song “American Girl”. Very sing-able! And you’ll enjoy the accompanying slide show.

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The Gorsuch Effect

First the Ninth Circuit rules against the ban & now it hits again on sanctuary cities-both ridiculous rulings. See you in the Supreme Court! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2017 Praise Kek, the God Emperor has not betrayed his principles. (but we here at the chateau will help keep him honest.)

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Before Antifa: After Antifa: Via . The girl is Louise Rosealma, currently moonlighting as a porn prop and hilariously ineffective antifa foot soldier. Her real name is Emily Rose Nauert (((possible echoes))). She lives in an all-White town and her parents divorced when she was twelve (a dangerous age to leave a daughter unmoored). At […]

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