Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Globalization, Psy Ops on Jun 15th, 2017
Courtesy of da gbfm, this symbol says it all about the corrupted ego of the modern Western woman (and the thirsty beta males that enable her downward solipsism spiral).
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths on Jun 8th, 2017
For your consideration: Human brains are specialized for face recognition; chimp brains are specialized for butt recognition (!) (via) For social species such as primates, the recognition of conspecifics is crucial for their survival. As demonstrated by the ‘face inversion effect’, humans are experts in recognizing faces and unlike objects, recognize their identity by processing … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Hope and Change, The Good Life, Tool Time, Trumperica on Jun 8th, 2017
Clinton taint-licker Phoney Comey did his cowardly, CYA beta male shuck and jive act today before a Congressional panel, and as everyone who wasn’t a lunatic libshit knew already, Comey all but loudly proclaimed from the mountaintop that there’s nothing to the Trump-Russia collusion Fake News, and oh yeah one other thing he’s the kind … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hamster of the Month Contest, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Jun 7th, 2017
File under: Too funny No further shivving, yer honor.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, The Id Monster on Jun 6th, 2017
I had to chuckle when I saw this photo in the CH combox (h/t a reader who shall remain anon): The reader writes, A liberal friend sent me this — ah ha! Racist hand-gestures! I responded: The funniest thing is Brittany Pettibone, who is very good looking as well somewhat articulate, cannot help but sit … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Vanity on May 31st, 2017
Mr. Meaner collected an impressive best-of compendium of CH banter lines and jizzed them all in one glorious rhetorical orgasm while jiving with a sheila on Tinder. I don’t think this is the first CH reader to attempt such a feat, but Mr Meaner’s effort is worth inclusion in the Hall of Swain pantheon of … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Hope and Change, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on May 30th, 2017
How does a woman let decades slip by and watch forlornly as she tumblrs from bodacious to barren? By deluding herself that her biological clock has more minutes on it than it actually does. Sarah Haas, 35, says she feels like she has about five years to decide whether to have children. *facepalm* At 35, … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on May 27th, 2017
It’s generally a good idea to avoid those with indiscriminate tastes and passions. The wind blows them whither, and the buffet table bloats them thither. AKA NO FAT CHICKS.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths, Videos on May 23rd, 2017
“But I’m ALL Milhouse!” Sorry, Milhouse, chicks don’t really want niceguys. They want jerks they can pretend are niceguys underneath. Allow me to introduce you to the female rationalization hamster:
Posted in Culture, Dating, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls on May 18th, 2017
Reader Gas Mask parodied (aka improved the veracity of) a dating app advertisement featured on the Goodbye, America blog. The original ad: And Gas Mask’s pitch perfect parody: The blue city dating scene is now filled with these over-credentialed yet airheaded yoga-pants’ed “spiritual but not religious” aging beauties regurgitating platitudes and catchwords so vapid they … Read more
