Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Fuggernaut, The Id Monster on Feb 14th, 2018
lostcausemonaut satirizes, zuck: “you must turn your right hand 3 times to reinstall my battery, ching-chong. do it wrong & i will spray acid upon you from my mouth parts.” #ZuccFanFic I love the #ZuccFanFic series. But keeping to the post’s topic, that weird fingertip exploration that Cuckersperg’s waifu is doing to his back demands … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 14th, 2018
The opposite of the Hoverhand and the Chopstick Grip is the Smotherhand. It also goes by the name Hineyhand. I’m not very familiar with the cast of Maul-Right characters, but this dude is supposedly Based Stickman, caught on camera claiming ownership of two tradthots by laying hands on their asses. pic.twitter.com/NX0jffGJIC — MicroGramps™ (@MicroMystery) February 10, … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Feb 13th, 2018
Kehinde Wiley, gay black obama’s gay black portraitist (chosen by obama, mind you), is known for hiding sperms in his paintings. So did he leave a little jizzlet in the gay mulatto’s official Presidential portrait? It sounds too crazy to be true, but the evidence says, YES! Via KingGoy: A hale and hearty LOL. The … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Videos on Feb 8th, 2018
This clip is from a British dating show. Like all reality shows, it’s likely staged and scripted (in full or in part). However, if there’s any ad libbing going on, and the participants’ reactions look unrehearsed, then there’s a nugget of life lessons we can extract for our benefit. I’ll admit I laughed. The whole … Read more
Posted in Dating, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Sluts, Videos on Feb 5th, 2018
Alpha clutch, beta bux.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Videos on Jan 31st, 2018
In the “A Test Of Your Game: The Lonesome Threesome” post, readers stepped up and provided myriad solutions, some effective some not so much, to the problem of a girl devoting more of her attention to her phone than to her date. I promised I would recap the best responses, so here they are in … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Hope and Change, Psy Ops, Trumperica on Jan 25th, 2018
Like the “It’s Ok to be White” posters cropping up all over college campuses, you know a maul-right meme is spicy when it provokes lib snowflakes to an impotent rage that they can only relieve by tearing the offending signs down. And this one — My Borders My Choice — is extra spicy hot because … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jan 24th, 2018
sike!
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Jan 17th, 2018
A comment from Tiberius that had me chuckling, The strip clubs around here are more circus than anything. We went to one on a friends birthday. The hottest one had only one arm. She dragged the birthday boy up on stage, ripped the elastic out of his underwear, took his belt, wound it tight around … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Physiognomy is Real, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Jan 12th, 2018
It goes by other names: The Male Feminist Rictus Soylent Grin The Soyboy Void The Castrate Gape Moneyshot Face The Shartle The Prog Agog The Awestruck Chucklefuck The Human Gloryhole Apparently, these low T wonderboys are mimicking an emoji. Grown nerds reduced to male bonding across a vast cultural emptiness via an iphag cartoon face, … Read more
