This clip is from a British dating show. Like all reality shows, it’s likely staged and scripted (in full or in part). However, if there’s any ad libbing going on, and the participants’ reactions look unrehearsed, then there’s a nugget of life lessons we can extract for our benefit.
I’ll admit I laughed. The whole way through. Good writers, or this guy is funny af.
So much great jerkboy Game on display. In before the “only looks matter” loser crü, yes I know /ourGreek/ is handsome. Which is why operators paired him off with a hard 9. But before you lament your droopy jawline, console yourself that the jerkish charm of the Greek would work just as well for any man. If you’re like most men and you have average looks, you could parrot the Greek’s patter to similar effect on girls — doggy dinner bowl face. Now I’m not claiming an ugly man can nab a 9 by talking like this (and with the same ZFG confidence); instead I’m telling you that an ugly man can nab better looking girls with “Cucumber in her tailpipe” Game than the girls he would normally attract just being his anxious uglyman self.
A quick rundown of Greek’s Game:
0:00 — Greek follows the “two in the kitty” Poon Commandment.
0:18 — “You look nice tonight,” while picking his nose. Very rare verbal-nonverbal mixed signal neg.
0:24-0:29 — She drops her first shit test. “Up here please”. He passes it with flying colors. (A betadroid would have apologized for his impudence.)
0:30-0:47 — She hits him with her second shit test, and it’s a doozy (calling him stupid). Again, he passes it easily by resorting (in so many words) to the classic CH Game technique Agree&Amplify. At 0:46, you see the effect his ZFG insouciance it has on her (it lights up her face).
0:48 — He flips the script and challenges her to a battle of wits. Now she has to qualify herself to him. (Remember a key Game concept: when a girl feels like she’s chasing, she’s tingling.)
0:52 — He plays a childish word game. She eagerly complies. That’s our hero’s first compliance hoop, which she jumped through no questions asked. Chicks dig children’s games.
1:10 — she thinks she’s zinged him, but he turns the tables on her when he teases her for “ruining” the game. At this point, you can practically hear the splooge coleecting on her seat.
1:14 — HER: “cause I’m just cleveeeeerrr” HIM: “hmm”. Nuclear Neg. (You don’t have to say much to get your neg across.)
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A pause to remind the studio audience that hard 8s and above require at least two solid negs and preferably three or more to sufficiently lower their bitch shields and open their limbic lobes to the romantic possibilities with you. Plain Janes would wilt under an assault of negs, and ugly girls would cry. This is Mystery style Game 101, and you can see it in action here.
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1:22 — Aaaaand Neg #3! She tells him she’s a beauty contest winner, and he asks how many women entered that competition, (implying that her win wouldn’t be impressive if there were two other girls).
1:30 — She spends some time trying to DHV him with her plans to become Miss England. Instead of groveling before her beauty like a beta would do, he (figuring out quickly what she was up to) simply alters the subject to be about her surname.
1:45 — Him, describing his surname, “stands for seaman”. He says it with a straight face, too, which makes it funnier. Best part is the follow-up; without losing a beat, he describes in detail the confusion that she might be feeling about the meaning of “seaman”. This is a critical juncture of the date, because what he’s done here is akin to NLP (subliminal language): he’s planted sex thoughts in her mind and now she won’t stop thinking about sex with him.
1:55 — She asks him twice if he speaks Greek, first time in English, second time in Greek. This is a challenge, and he knows it. Instead of a direct response (aka the dancing monkey response), he replies with his own question, asking her if she speaks Greek. She says yes. and this gives him the opening (heh) to showcase a truly stellar example of pure uncaring ZFG asshole Game — watch his face for what amused mastery looks like in action — and he asks her in Greek if she’d want a cucumber up her bum.
2:04 — POOF goes the hamster. Her face at this moment is that perfect mix of anger and arousal. Remember the CH maxim: The opposite of love isn’t hate; it’s indifference. She calls him a wanker. That’s when he knows he has her.
2:07 — If a beta male was called a wanker by a girl, he would turtle and either beg forgiveness or try to save face by excusing his behavior as the fault of his waning sobriety or the fault of her not getting the joke. HAHA JUST KIDDING. No no no, this is why betas fail with beautiful women. /ourGreek/ knows the score; instead of getting trapped in a recursive loop of betafying behavior, he quickly and unceremoniously announces he’s ready to go and she’d better hurry and down her drink. This accomplishes three objectives: it shows he cares not a whit for her opinion (which raises his SMV relative to hers), it disrupts her thought process (she thinks she has hand, but now she doesn’t), and it reinforces the dynamic he wants which is her chasing his approval and his momentum instead of the usual way these things go.
2:16 — “I’m gonna play Flappy Bird while you drink that”. Silly non sequiturs are an integral part of pickup, best used right at the moment you’ve brought a girl up to the line of genuine anger. The sudden and unpredictable humor of this non sequitur completely deflates her previous ire over his demands on her to hurry up and finish drinking.
2:25 — It just gets better. /ourGreek/ is putting on a Game clinic. Sensing her anti-slut defense system gearing up for duty (which is understandable given that he basically told her to wrap it up so they can get home and bang), he disqualifies himself as a sexual possibility when he tells her she’s drunk and he “doesn’t want to take advantage of her” so he’ll call her a cab. What does this do to a girl’s frame of reference? For one, it rejiggers her self-identification from “I’m a hottie every man wants to fuck” to “This guy wants to send me home and he’s been teasing me all night…am I not hot enough for him?”
2:37 — Final shit test. She tells him she’s going home after the date. He replies “No I’m not, you are.” Not exactly a reply that makes sense with a second thought, but it works because it again takes the decision-making ball away from her. If there’s to be sex, he’s implying, it’ll be him who decides.
2:40 — “Are you ready [to leave together]?” He can tell from her face that she won’t turn down his final offer.
2:45 — She says goodbye. He continues following her as if he didn’t hear her. Bold move.
End scene, he softens her up with conventional chit chat just before the timing is right to execute a simultaneous leaning-in and kiss close.
da GBFM, master of ancient greeksz and homerz, is proud to finally show his face on da heartistes!!
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Typical Muggy Mike . Isn’t the man suppose to carry the girl 😂😂 #funinthesun #girlswhosquat #funwiththeteam pic.twitter.com/LQpmtpE3G3
— Jade Jones MBE (@jadejonestkd) February 6, 2018
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flashbacks to black chick big girl picking me up
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Mostly OT AotM contender: was watching this video on the Holocaust and came across this Nazi officer applying the use of game tactics to expose the Jew. Knowing full well the Jews tactics, he agrees and amplifies the absurdities of the Shoah story that totally undermine the legitimacy of the prosecution, basically signing his own death warrant (the illusion of choice I suppose).
https://youtu.be/Vwku0UFB8_s Go to about 50:00 in.
(((They))) can never just leave well enough alone and force us to learn these exact same lesson every few generations. It’s exhausting.
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Recommended videos to watch:
Adolf Hitler – The Greatest Story Never Told
N.W.O. Communism By The Back Door
Hellstorm
Eisenhower’s Rhine-Meadows Death Camps
One Third of The Holocaust
The Jewish Gas Chamber Hoax
The Treblinka Archaeology Hoax
Six Million Jews 1915-1938
Judea Declares War On Germany
Hitlers Wars: What The Historians Neglect To Mention
Marching To Zion
The Majdanek Gas Chamber Myth
EUF: 6,000,000 LIES
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It wasn’t clear from the footage whether he fucked her that night or not?
One thing you’ve gotta keep in mind with this sort of game is to pre-screen for girls up for SNL. Otherwise she’ll be more than happy to have drinks and play goalie with a handsome cad just to make a point, especially if you run this sort of blatant fuckboy game on her.
Other than that, great vid.
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Shooting ” the bird ” Hungarian style.
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Wow, Brussels is threatening to use force to make Central European countries accept migrants?
Don’t they realize that no one pays attention to the threats of a dying man?
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“asking her if she speaks Greek. She says yes. and this gives him the opening (heh) to showcase a truly stellar example of pure uncaring ZFG asshole Game — watch his face for what amused mastery looks like in action — and he asks her in Greek if she’d want a cucumber up her bum.”
Somebody should try this in (ancient) Greek with Donna Fuckersperg–though I’m sure it’d draw a blank face followed by something like, “Oh sure, Pindar was totally a Nazi.”
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Shropshire demographics >88% white
Average salary of 22K pounds.
Basically its a working to middle class town. Ms. Shropshire is therefore akin to Ms.Jersey Shore, Greek edition (Snooki-opolis).
Her Greek was poor.
His Greek, though funny, was equally low class with an immigrant-inflection.
He’s the kind of Greek that macks on the Euro tourists for $$ during the summers over the vacation holidays.
Also, her manner was entitled not only because of HB status. If she’s part Greek, like many closed off community immigrants, she’s hoping to get a Greek alpha male so as to make mom and/or dad happy.
Her skank-wear mesh in public is a slut tell (also the hair dye). Think Greek grandma would let her out of the house looking like that? She’s no innocent. The clothes clued in Mr. Seamen as to what degrees of ZFG were needed. Imagine her dressed as though going to church, sweet, modest but feminine. Bro would not have gone to the cucumber play because she would have shit tested in a different way, less bitchy. Think of it like tbis in Greek:
Her: you speak Greek?
Him: only with my grandma…when she’s downing the info.
Her: what? Hahaha.
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Good stuff. Semi-off topic, but I watched Eddie Murphy’s Raw last night for the first time in 20 years. Red pill after red pill after red pill! No wonder it isn’t shown on cable very often anymore. Modern day SJWs would shriek in absolute horror.
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So fake. What are the odds this dumb skank just happens to (crappily) speak Greek?
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The guy was sharp.. credit where credit is due. Hilarious video. I bet nobody has ever talked to that chick like that before.
and yeah we really know it was just the white teeth and tan.
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Magnificent show.
Similar to any business negotiation. They go hard, you go hard. They believe their product is better, you show them yours is better. Then maybe you meet in the middle. When they’re looking for LTR, they also want to know that you see value and potential in them. Interesting that the mastery of negotiation in itself displays great value.
It seems that, subconsciously, they know you know yourself better than anyone, so if you believe in yourself and like yourself, then it’s assumedly justified. And if you don’t, why should they expect to? That’s why irrational confidence is a hack, and fake it till you make it can be useful for initial success and ultimately true belief.
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A few years ago I watched an amusing “documentary” about Greek men on the island of Rhodes who would game the female tourists; mainly from Scandinavian countries; who often went travelling to the Greek islands to be banged anyway.
Its subtitled.
The funniest character is “Bruno” … at 2.32
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A bit gross I must say, but whatever works. 4,500 women, if it’s true, is phag-like numbers.
The funny thing is that a lot of Mediterranean men aren’t particularly good-looking. If NW Euro men weren’t so f*cking square every day of their lives, they would be cleaning the floor in terms of notch count.
But, numbers aren’t everything. The trade-off of being slightly autistic and wooden is that you discover virtually all of modern science, math, classical music etc.
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Another Brit (albeit fictional) with tight game? Austin Powers. Looking at those movies again, he actually has some very good lines and funny physical-based humor.
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This guy has great game, though I found his eye contact and posture to be a bit awkward, he also leaned in a lot. Are those not big deals?
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From what I’ve noticed, Game and Looks are actually positively correlated.
Could be due to lots of things: looks give more options, better reference experiences, etc. Better looking guys could conceivably have better T levels, or athletic success to draw confidence from.
Whatever it is, Looks seem to participate in a positive feedback loop, upregulating the cocky ZFG attitude.
Yeah, you can’t change your facial structure or height, but if Joe Average hits the gym 3x week, my bet is he is bit more cocksure around the ladies than he otherwise would be.
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Well taller, stronger, better looking guys tend to be more confident, cockier, dominant (and more right wing)
It’s also MUCH harder for a short ugly guy to learn game in the first place, since as a novice he would get rejected constantly.
Shorter, uglier and skinnier guys are also more likely to lack dominance, be male feminists, hate guns etc (aka traits that would turn off women).
So yes, looks and game (and politics/self sufficiency) are absolutely linked.
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