Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Current Events, Goodbye America on Jun 18th, 2015
The fact that conspiracy theories are routine fodder for jokesters doesn’t mean one can’t occasionally be true. Now that the media industrial complex is a wholly-owned subsidiary and propaganda arm of the globo-equalist ruling elite, the opportunity to devise and execute a conspiracy to neuter enemies, and get away with it, has never been more … Read more
Posted in Current Events, The Id Monster on Jun 18th, 2015
Dylann Storm Roof (dat fuckin wigger name), the Charleston church shooter, looks like the even more soulless twin of Adam Lanza, Sandy Hook school shooter. Same misshapen omega male face, minus a score of IQ points. CH predictions: – Roof will have been on some sort of feminism-approved psychotropic drug, like Adderall, since boyhood. – … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Hope and Change on Jun 17th, 2015
…until somebody better comes along, which, this being post-America, they probably won’t. According to the economists, who I’m not big believers in, but, nevertheless, this is what they’re saying, that $24 trillion. We’re very close, that’s the point of no return. $24 trillion. We will be there soon. That’s when we become Greece. That’s when … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hope and Change, Shiv Of The Week, The Id Monster on Jun 12th, 2015
Via F_McGillicudy, who rightfully earns this week’s SOTW. In case you were wondering about the absurd backstory. Dolezal sounds like an anti-anxiety med. Fitting. Mockery will destroy leftoid equalism. Joyous, unbridled, exuberant mockery. Unleash the Cracking. Comedy Hour isn’t over yet:
Posted in Current Events, Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Jun 10th, 2015
Whenever you read a news story or watch a conveniently edited video seemingly demonstrating a BadWhite cop injudiciously restraining a nonwhite Being of Light, you can bet nine out of ten times there’s a mischievous backstory that completely undermines the GoodWhite Narrative™™™. And yet again that truism appears to be the operating premise in the … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Current Events, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America on Jun 1st, 2015
What kind of economy do women prop up, and propagate? A reader forwards an unintentionally funny, and portentous, chart. Women in their 20s, 30s, and beyond flock to nonprofits for work. There are three reasons for this: 1. Women are psychologically much different than men and have a sex-based preference for work in the “helping” … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Globalization, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on May 5th, 2015
Sweden is the flaccid tip of the rapidly deflating penis of Western civilization, so what happens there can be construed as portents of dire things to come to the rest of the West. Reader Jack Dorchol writes about his first vision upon landing at Sweden shores. Last year I took a regular passenger ship line … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Culture, Current Events, Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Apr 10th, 2015
Porter writes with an acrid wistfulness about the story of Anthony Stokes, the Goodboy™ who recently died in a stolen car he crashed while fleeing from police after an attempted burglary. Stokes had a backstory that makes his case more interesting than the usual Dindu Nuffin shenanigans. Under pressure from SJWs and “civil rights groups” … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Current Events, Goodbye America, Sluts on Feb 6th, 2015
Conventional wisdom has it that raw sluts aren’t the prettiest girls in school. The conventional wisdom is mostly right about sluts. CH has noted (archive hunt alert) that the sluttiest sluts tend to fall within the mediocre to cute range of female looks. Most sluts are 5s, 6s, and 7s. Proportionate to their demographic ratio, … Read more
Posted in Attention Whore of the Month, Culture, Current Events, Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Goodbye America, Misandry, The Id Monster on Feb 3rd, 2015
Attention Whore of the Month, Emma Sulkowicz (Asian-Eskimo), once accused a man of rape. She whored for femcunt fame by carrying a mattress around campus as if she was doing the Stations of the Mattress. Her victim story, predictably, did not hold up, not even in the Columbia University kangaroo court. Her cry of rape … Read more
