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From Kitten to Cougar

It’s depressing to see drunk older women at nightclubs vainly trying to hold onto their former glory. It’s a study in contrasts when these aging beauties go to clubs full of kittens. They aggressively flirt with every guy because when they haven’t been hotly pursued by a man under 60 in ten years they turn […]

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A Vision of Equality

What would a world where women were no different than men look like? Where the utopian feminist ideals of gender equality held sway? The executive summary: there’d be grab-ass in the streets, on the metro, at the job, in the church pews, all hours all the time. The city air would fill not with the […]

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in eight fab steps. Identify your target demographic. 2. Dress the part. 3. Frequent your designated list of certified hip venues. Do not commit social hara-kari by showing up to the same place twice in one week. 4. Take pics of yourself having fun in certified hip venues. Hold camera steady at arm’s length or […]

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First Porn Experience

For most guys porn has been a part of his life since his first adorable little ejaculation. It’s been a good friend, right there all along, assisting in quickie wanks, long drawn-out Saturday afternoon sessions, and walk-by chubbies at the office (pre-firewall days). It’s helped to raise our standards of what we expect in bed […]

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Blue State Euphemism Day

Babies

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Dear fruit of my loins, You’re not getting any inheritance. I plan to blow the whole wad on booze, traveling, and Ukrainian hookers. I’m going out with a smile on my face. So prepare for your future. Forget about a college fund. You think I want to sock away a hefty percentage of my take-home […]

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The Washington City Paper has an article about DC’s eligible bachelors — the guys who catcall women on the street. Of course, it’s not the catcalling (or the flirting or the leering or whatever) that’s the problem; it’s who’s doing it. If [insert favorite male actor/rockstar] were to Ay, Mami! women in the bar or […]

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In this era of financially independent women and easy no fault divorce, it’s time to retire the cultural appendage of johns paying to marry their whores. Since men give up more when they marry, the women oughta be paying them.

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Your friend leaves this voicemail for you: yeah, lemme guess, you’re at a sidewalk cafe, a little table, watching people walk back and forth, having a croissant or quiche, drinking some imported beer and making snide comments. and you were, in fact, doing exactly that. my hair is windblown indoors!

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…for straight men. It’s not usually what guys think of when they’re choosing happy hunting grounds, but the gay bar has many advantages going for it that the typical hetero bar does not. The key is to limit your forays to the dainty side to informally gay bars. These are the establishments that don’t attempt […]

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