Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness on Jul 10th, 2007
For most guys porn has been a part of his life since his first adorable little ejaculation. It’s been a good friend, right there all along, assisting in quickie wanks, long drawn-out Saturday afternoon sessions, and walk-by chubbies at the office (pre-firewall days). It’s helped to raise our standards of what we expect in bed … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths on Jun 27th, 2007
Dear fruit of my loins, You’re not getting any inheritance. I plan to blow the whole wad on booze, traveling, and Ukrainian hookers. I’m going out with a smile on my face. So prepare for your future. Forget about a college fund. You think I want to sock away a hefty percentage of my take-home … Read more
Posted in Culture, The Big City Life on Jun 26th, 2007
The Washington City Paper has an article about DC’s eligible bachelors — the guys who catcall women on the street. Of course, it’s not the catcalling (or the flirting or the leering or whatever) that’s the problem; it’s who’s doing it. If [insert favorite male actor/rockstar] were to Ay, Mami! women in the bar or … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths on Jun 21st, 2007
In this era of financially independent women and easy no fault divorce, it’s time to retire the cultural appendage of johns paying to marry their whores. Since men give up more when they marry, the women oughta be paying them.
Posted in Culture, The Good Life on Jun 20th, 2007
Your friend leaves this voicemail for you: yeah, lemme guess, you’re at a sidewalk cafe, a little table, watching people walk back and forth, having a croissant or quiche, drinking some imported beer and making snide comments. and you were, in fact, doing exactly that. my hair is windblown indoors!
Posted in Culture, Game, The Big City Life on Jun 18th, 2007
…for straight men. It’s not usually what guys think of when they’re choosing happy hunting grounds, but the gay bar has many advantages going for it that the typical hetero bar does not. The key is to limit your forays to the dainty side to informally gay bars. These are the establishments that don’t attempt to skirt … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, The Good Life on Jun 14th, 2007
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. Frequently cited as the world’s most beautiful news anchor, this girl perfectly balances her femininity with the unnatural burdens of being a modern ambitious careerist woman. Very few women can pull this off, but if I had to guess I’d say … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Rules of Manhood on Jun 5th, 2007
You know how we guys are – when we get an idea in our heads we focus on it to the exclusion of all other thoughts, clinging like barnacles. Girls don’t understand this tendency because they live in a world where conversations flit around from topic to topic like butterflies in a field of daisies. … Read more
Posted in Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jun 4th, 2007
After a lifetime of enjoying the spacious accommodations of the handicapped stall, an actual handicapped man entered the restroom while I was in there using it. His walker clicked on the tiled floor as he approached huffing and grunting the whole way. He stopped in front of my stall, the feet of his walker in … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on May 29th, 2007
Game is now packaged, marketed, and taught to tens of thousands of men in the US. At the rate the major businesses are growing and the books are selling, it’s possible that 10 million or more American men will have some knowledge of the fundamentals of game within a few years. This is a not-insignificant … Read more
