I’ve long peppered my emails and texts and IMs with onomatopoeia — words that sound like the thing or abstraction they are describing. I drop them in conversation, too. I do this because I’ve discovered that it’s an excellent way to screen out stuck-up, prudish girls who don’t know how to have fun. Girls who […]
Category Archive for 'Culture'
Status Whoring SWPLs And Pitbulls
Posted in Culture, Status Is King, Tool Time on Feb 10th, 2013
I’m not the only one to notice the latest ridiculous SWPL fad of adopting abandoned ghetto-educated pitbulls as reclamation projects and status whoring symbols. Pitbulls are one of the ugliest, nastiest dog breeds in circulation. The modern pitbull has been bred by upstanding, law-abiding citizens for aggression and a powerful bite. The pitbull is the […]
Leftoid Egocentrism
Posted in Culture, Ugly Truths on Feb 7th, 2013
I’ve spent a lot of time in the company of leftoid SWPLs, liking some, disliking others, and I’ve spent nearly the same amount of time in the company of non-SWPLs and “blood n soil n family” types, again liking and disliking some. Here’s what I’ve found to be almost universally true: Non-leftoids — i.e. conservatives, […]
Choice Quotes From Michel Houellebecq
Posted in Alpha, Culture, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Feb 4th, 2013
Michel Houellebecq is the patron prophet and Saint Shiv of Chateau Heartiste. He is a Frenchman novelist who grasps the essential corrosive nature of modern Western society, and who is unafraid to tell it like it is (in language poetic enough to disarm the outer defenses of the Cathedral). Here are a few choice quotes […]
The Manjaw-ification Of American Women: Science!
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Girls, Science Validates Game on Jan 15th, 2013
CH has been at the forefront of noting a trend among Western, particularly American, women toward masculinization . This “manning up” by secularized post-industrial women is prominent in both their physical features (fatter, manjaw-ier, bigger framed) and their personalities (bitchier, more entitled, less fecund, more prone to binge drinking). A theory was put forward that […]
Overheard In SWPL-Land
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Dec 30th, 2012
“It’s inexpensive, if you think about it. You’ll pay two-hundred and fifty for a Michael Kors. For something only half as cute.” If this facade were to burn tomorrow, I wouldn’t shed a tear for its loss.
Are The Cads Outbanging The Dads?
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Dec 26th, 2012
The dude who runs the Evo and Proud blog has an interesting post about earlier male maturation rates indicating that females may be favoring cads over dads as mates. There is thus plenty of genetic variation for selection to act on. No need to wait for new mutations. But why would there be natural selection […]
Heartiste’s First Law Of Fatherhood
Posted in Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Guy Rules, Maxims on Dec 13th, 2012
Men have a lot to say about fatherhood and imparting the values and knowledge that will assist sons (and daughters) in navigating a rapidly decaying culture. Reader AAB writes: The problem with fathers not teaching their sons about masculinity is that those sons grow up to become emasculated men, then fathers. A few generations down […]
Double-Dipping Alimony Whores
Posted in Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement on Dec 13th, 2012
We here at CH don’t just knock women off their princess pedestals (or knock men out from under them), we grind the pedestal into dust and toss the ashes into the Pacific breeze. But even our yeoman efforts occasionally struggle to adequately express the depraved depths of unrestricted female nature. Apropos, a reader writes: Hi. […]
The Fallacious “War On Women”
Posted in Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Goodbye America, Hamster of the Month Contest, Misandry on Dec 7th, 2012
A commenter over at TakiMag left what I think is the most pithy analysis of the “war on women” that I have read anywhere. There is no “war on women.” There’s a war on MEN. The so-called “war on women” exists because it is the nature of woman to portray herself as the victim at […]
