Chateau Heartiste has featured snapshots of men executing flawless alpha male poses because these men are lessons to learn from if your goal is capturing the love of women (and the admiration of men). You should, as often as humanly possible, aspire to the alpha male body language aesthetic. Supplicating beta males and bitter feminists […]
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The woman in this photo is a robot (aka sexbot, for that inevitably will be her primary utilization). The uncanny valley — that stage in lifelike robot development when near-but-not-quite-there-yet-similarity to real humans provokes a creeped-out response — has always been an obstacle to nerds designing anime-tronic lovers. We like our cute Wall-E robots; we […]
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The “ Calais Jungle “, a decrepit third world outpost established in Calais, France by their traitorous elite and housing disgusting “””refugees”””, has a secret to divulge . (It’s not much of a secret to enlightened Chateau guests.) Volunteers in the Calais Jungle have been accused of sexually exploiting refugees and even child migrants. The […]
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The photo evidence suggests not all is well in the world headquarters of the high functioning gypsy-ant person alliance. @CuckedByChanNowA4Channer That body language is horrible. Zuck looks gay sticking his butt out, smiling like a special needs kid, and pecking at his wife’s nose. Chan looks….is repulsed too strong a word? Icked out? I’m all […]
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The sexual market is the one market to rule them all. That’s a classic Chateau maxim. But reader Daffyduck thinks there may be evidence of a Current Year contradiction of the maxim. My question to the proprietors is this: if the sexual market is the primary market, why do so many women (the vast majority […]
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Recall the Chateau Heartiste Fundamental Premise governing all human social dynamics. Eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap. Every psychological dynamic you see playing out in mass societies liberated from artificial constraints on the sexual market flows from this premise. This means, as a systemic matter, women are coddled, men are upbraided. Women are victims, men […]
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The globalist warehouse of planned obsolescence consumerism, Amazon, uses the same Takeaway Game that Trump and PUAs use to seduce their respective objects of love. Reader Mutant Seven notices the relevant algorithm, I was howling over today’s post, “Trump’s Takeaway Game.” The takeaway close is a brilliant maneuver and I fall for it every time […]
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I’ve argued (in this post and indirectly as a question in the Dating Market Value Test for Men ) that raw smarts isn’t especially relevant to a man’s romantic success. A high IQ may help in the mate market, but probably won’t help nearly as much as nerds hope. The best that can be said […]
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Porn for women is an overlooked phenomenon, partly because the type of porn that stimulates women isn’t as visually arresting as the porn that consumes men. The pink and moist pyrotechnics we associate with the online porn that readily captures male attention does little for women (though recent data suggest more women are turning to […]
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Once again, SCIENCE! affirms Chateau Heartiste maxims and squats lumply on feminist mythology while unloading a phallus-shaped deuce. A deep state study finds that there’s a neuroanatomical basis for the observed sex-based difference in emotion regulation. As expected, males significantly scored higher in emotion regulation ability than females did. More importantly, we found the sex […]
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