Posted in Beta, Beta Of The Year Contest on Dec 24th, 2008
Randall Parker, writer of two blogs that I read ( Parapundit.com and Futurepundit.com ), suggested I run a BOTY on-going contest in which the readers submit links to beta candidates. I liked the idea, so I’ve set up a separate page at the top and right of my blog where you can leave your links […]
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Posted in Beta, Culture, Misandry on Dec 23rd, 2008
I’ve lovingly detailed how the institution of marriage , the cultural zeitgeist , and the government have it in for beta males, and now the matrifocal rot has spread into traditional stalwarts like the Catholic Church . The news – and as it happens, there is some real news about all this – is that […]
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herbie the love beta When you visualize beta, he’s not always a loveless nerdo who repels girls. Sometimes, he’s the guy in the photo above nestled snugly in his girlfriend’s bosom… in public. Here we have a prime specimen. Fat chipmunk cheeks betraying aversion to physical exertion Asian girlfriend hotter, and thinner, than what he […]
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It’s coming . Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines. The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions. And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite. Le says his relationship […]
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Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts on Dec 1st, 2008
Previously, I awarded BOTY to the man who petitioned the state to change his last name so he could take his wife’s maiden name in marriage. It’s difficult to write while choking back vomit, but I managed to tough out my nausea and bring his story to the readers in hopes that I could save […]
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I’ve received inside info about a second date gone bad from a female party who shall remain anonymous. I post it here to illustrate for the men reading what *not* to do on a date. I found the scenario described by Anonymous Girl a textbook example of the egregious dating fouls committed by the typical […]
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In my “ Defining the Alpha Male ” post, I described the detritus of malehood: Lesser Omega, [Can only get] 0s and 1s, Will never feel love; can’t keep a girl longer than 3 days, Dry spells > 5 years. I’ve already taken you on journeys exploring the vast wastelands of the beta universe , […]
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Posted in Alpha, Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps on Nov 6th, 2008
The answer to this question is less obvious than it would seem. T. AKA Ricky Raw wrote the following comment to my post Misconceptions About The Alpha Male : Obama is henpecked by his wife and constantly emasculated by her in print. And she’s a 5. Not only should he not be with her, she […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness on Oct 10th, 2008
I once wrote a post advising you to never send archiveable communication to a girl that you would be ashamed of if it were publicly broadcast: If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time, Vanity on Oct 8th, 2008
You deserve to be the laughingstock of lesser omegas if you do the “couples costume” thing. Here’s another example of utterly contemptible betatude. The only acceptable couples costumes are Pimp/Ho combos (substitute Hugh Hefner for a dash of class), or this: Note that the beta costume is not the same as the GAY costume. If […]
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