Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps on Apr 9th, 2008
This is a public service announcement. End alimony and no-fault divorce. If women were forced to deal with the financial consequences of failed marriages with high risk cads they would be more discerning about choosing provider betas for husbands. If women did not have the option to unilaterally walk away from a marriage no questions … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Escape, Self-aggrandizement, The Pleasure Principle on Apr 8th, 2008
I don’t think people realize just how much condoms and the pill have altered human sexual behavior. To prove this, let’s examine the sexual history of the average alpha male with a healthy sex drive: 10 partners per year. approximately 1.5 copulations per day for ~545 copulations per year. about 55 copulations per partner. Now of course none … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Apr 1st, 2008
A reader sent me a link to the photo above. You can read more here. His mug says “2 hot 4 you?”. The beta on display here is so over the top that I want to believe it is calculated. Sadly, I suspect this nerd, like most nerds, really is that uncomfortable touching women. If he were … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Mar 31st, 2008
UPDATE A reader sent in this photo of a cat in a stroller that is whisked around town by its owners: I thought the end of America would be a long, slow decline over generations, but now I think it might happen in a matter of years. My man about town, Dodgeball Dan, called from an undisclosed … Read more
Posted in Beta, Closing the Deal, Rules of Manhood on Feb 26th, 2008
This past weekend at a loungey club I attempted a number close at the end of the night when the staff was flipping the lights on and off to signal closing time. Acting quickly before a gang of dangerous hipsters in white Hanes t-shirts and superbly chiseled body fat hustled me out I moved to wrap … Read more
One of the most socially inept mistakes I see guys doing is the Rejection Hover. (The Hesitation Hover is almost as bad but at least in that scenario the guy can pretend he’s just waiting around for a friend to arrive.) It usually happens like this: Guy walks up to a girl who is alone or with … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love, Ugly Truths on Feb 14th, 2008
‘Cause, really, that’s what it is. A day to celebrate vaj. So in the consumerist spirit of the occasion here’s the Valentine’s Day card I plan to send out to my stable of regulars. For my extra special girls, I’ve put the effort and love into making homemade cards: I’m a romantic at heart.
Posted in Beta, Culture, Escape, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry on Jan 14th, 2008
This article lays out pretty thoroughly just what a raw deal marriage is for men. Divorce is twice as likely to catch husbands by surprise as it is wives. In a 2004 poll by the AARP, one in four men who were divorces in the previous year said they “never saw it coming.” (Only 14 … Read more
If you are a pussywhipped beta whose girlfriend will get tired of having you as a girlfriend… if you stop mid-wipe after taking a shit to do her bidding… if your balls climb up into your chest cavity every time she chews you out… if the thought of her being displeased with you gives you a full diaper, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Closing the Deal, Dating, Game, Girls on Nov 14th, 2007
A big mistake guys make when they start dating a girl they really like — the “one” — is neglecting to continue going out and getting fresh leads. I used to do this, so I know the mental processes that go through a guy’s head when he’s really into a girl he’s dating. He channels … Read more
