Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Aug 18th, 2008
Three guys. One cramped dance floor space. A smooth moves battle royale to catch the attentions of the two girls with their backs turned to them. Who will take home the gold? dancing with the sausage. (Happy dude holding drink is Wayne Brady, providing humorous color commentary.) Guy in the V-neck steps up first and does the … Read more
The older guy on the right with the wicked guitar: alpha or beta shredder? He’s a lifelong studio musician who also tours with this band. They normally play in smaller venues holding crowds of 100 to 200 indie music fans, like the one I went to shown in this photo. Their music — bluegrass rock — is tight, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Closing the Deal, Hitting The Wall, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle on Aug 1st, 2008
If you are a beta who lacks the game, attributes, or status to bed 8s and above there is hope for you. By choosing your targets wisely, you can experience the exquisite and unparalleled pleasure of having sex with a hot girl — the kind of girl normally reserved for the apex alphas at the top of the … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Relationships, Status Is King, The Big City Life on Jul 28th, 2008
My neighbor was sitting on the stoop smoking a cigarette, bike messenger cap propped at a jaunty angle, looking morose. I stopped to say hi. I normally enjoy conversation with him because as a bike messenger dealing with DC cabbies, rampaging Metro buses, lackadaisical cops, and douchey BMW-driving yuppies glued to their cell phones he … Read more
Posted in Beta, Dating, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jul 2nd, 2008
Daytime dates are risky. Besides the sex-killing sobriety, a girl can learn a lot more about you when the sun is up and you’re outside strolling around for hours revealing more of yourself than you would be inclined to at night in a dimly-lit lounge with music to distract her. An actual Bhutanese man so … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Jun 12th, 2008
A reader sent me this pic of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and wondered if it showed that Cruise is secretly a nancyboy beta: signaling the mothership. The average man could not get away with this obsequious lean-in. If the average man did this with his girlfriend in public men looking on would cringe and … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on May 28th, 2008
In the last installment of visualizing beta, I ridiculed discussed in an even tone the photo of a lesser beta who wasn’t comfortable enough to drape his arm like a normal human male across the shoulders of an attractive girl. His tragic case was an obvious one. Virginal nerds, like fat chicks, can be spotted from … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Marriage Is For Chumps on May 7th, 2008
One of the telltale signs of the escalating emasculation of mainstream American culture has been the trend of wives keeping their maiden names, either in whole or in ridiculous hyphenation. And then selfishly passing on this matronymic abomination to their children. Men relinquish so much autonomy and prerogative to pursue their natural male desires when they get married … Read more
Posted in Beta on May 5th, 2008
Philosophically I’m very anti-PDA even though because of my higher than average sexual energy it’s hard for me to keep my paws off a girl I like, no matter how public or family-oriented the venue. I like to squeeze, knead, and fondle, and sometimes I don’t have the patience to wait until we get home. … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Culture, Current Events, Misandry on Apr 10th, 2008
Several readers emailed me a link to this Camille Paglia article about Hillary Clinton surrounding herself with beta males and how this may be hurting her campaign. First, a reader wrote to Paglia: I would like to get your feedback on the subject of those who end up in Hillary’s orbit. Can you conceive of … Read more
