If you run solid attraction game but your rapport is weak (usually due to time constraints or a loud environment not conducive to sitting down and getting more conversational with a girl), there is a higher chance she will flake not because she’s uninterested, but because she suspects you may be a player who will love … Read more
Category Archive for 'Beta'
The perfect distillation of it on Craigslist: drop dead heart stopping beauty – m4w Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-24, 9:25PM EST saw you at the Blooms store on minnniefield rd I let you in front of me just to see ( no harm in mind no stalker) If a woman could truly be that beautiful … Read more
Beta Of The Year Contest
Posted in Beta, Beta Of The Year Contest on Dec 24th, 2008
Randall Parker, writer of two blogs that I read (Parapundit.com and Futurepundit.com), suggested I run a BOTY on-going contest in which the readers submit links to beta candidates. I liked the idea, so I’ve set up a separate page at the top and right of my blog where you can leave your links to betas in … Read more
I’ve lovingly detailed how the institution of marriage, the cultural zeitgeist, and the government have it in for beta males, and now the matrifocal rot has spread into traditional stalwarts like the Catholic Church. The news – and as it happens, there is some real news about all this – is that this sophisticated game of dumbing … Read more
Don’t Be This
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Relationships, Ridiculousness on Dec 15th, 2008
herbie the love beta When you visualize beta, he’s not always a loveless nerdo who repels girls. Sometimes, he’s the guy in the photo above nestled snugly in his girlfriend’s bosom… in public. Here we have a prime specimen. Fat chipmunk cheeks betraying aversion to physical exertion Asian girlfriend hotter, and thinner, than what he could … Read more
Sexbotopia!
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Culture, Self-aggrandizement, The Pleasure Principle on Dec 12th, 2008
It’s coming. Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines. The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions. And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite. Le says his relationship with … Read more
Beta Of The Year Award: Husband “Supports” Wife’s Whoring
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts on Dec 1st, 2008
Previously, I awarded BOTY to the man who petitioned the state to change his last name so he could take his wife’s maiden name in marriage. It’s difficult to write while choking back vomit, but I managed to tough out my nausea and bring his story to the readers in hopes that I could save the life … Read more
How To Screw Up A Date
Posted in Beta, Dating, Game, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 26th, 2008
I’ve received inside info about a second date gone bad from a female party who shall remain anonymous. I post it here to illustrate for the men reading what *not* to do on a date. I found the scenario described by Anonymous Girl a textbook example of the egregious dating fouls committed by the typical beta. ****** … Read more
Visualizing Omega
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Nov 25th, 2008
In my “Defining the Alpha Male” post, I described the detritus of malehood: Lesser Omega, [Can only get] 0s and 1s, Will never feel love; can’t keep a girl longer than 3 days, Dry spells > 5 years. I’ve already taken you on journeys exploring the vast wastelands of the beta universe, but that was … Read more
A Real-Life Example Of Beta Texting
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness on Oct 10th, 2008
I once wrote a post advising you to never send archiveable communication to a girl that you would be ashamed of if it were publicly broadcast: If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written for the … Read more