Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Dec 26th, 2013
Id Dregs (fitting handle) tells a scary campfire story that reverberates in the dankest recesses of our souls because it explores ancient betrayals that have stalked humanity since its rise from the origin slime. This type of stuff doesn’t really sink in until you witness it or experience it first hand. Case in point, I … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 19th, 2013
Now it’s your turn. Leave your ideas for captions in the comments. Winners will be announced in a future post. Good luck and happy shivving! Bonus!
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Dec 18th, 2013
Organizing for Action, a creepily nondescript leftoid group tasked with propagandizing President Barack Obama’s (jesus it still sticks in the craw to say that) healthcare law, have released an ad campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #GetTalking that, well, you’ve gotta see to believe. I didn’t think it possible that the Barack Boyman Brigade’s “Hosurance” … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Dec 13th, 2013
A rich man traded in his old wife for a less old pole dancer. Burned by the $7 million bonanza payout to his ex-wife, the man drew up a pre-nuptial agreement with his stripper girlfriend before marrying her. He married [the stripper] Ms Stelzer in October 2005, but not before a pre-nuptial agreement was signed, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Hope and Change, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Dec 12th, 2013
Beta George Zimmerman’s wife when he was a nobody neighborhood watchman trying to do some good for his community: Alpha George Zimmerman’s girlfriend after he killed a thuglet, endured a mass media circus, became infamous, earned an army of wannabe vigilantes, got that cold thousand yard stare from his ordeal, armed himself to the teeth, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time on Oct 12th, 2013
Kindred stone cold truth tellers occasionally like to rib your humble galactic overlord by pointing out that social survey data shows that beta males have more kids than alpha males as the latter are commonly recognized, and that this means betas aren’t really betas. I respond, with amused mastery, that having kids is no measure … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Tool Time on Sep 27th, 2013
Here’s a theory which I don’t think has been expressed elsewhere, because it seems on the surface to challenge long-held conventional wisdom among the pro-truth, anti-feminist crowd that feminism was the result of an unruly alliance between alpha males seeking to enlarge their pool of attractive, single women and ugly omega females seeking separate status … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps on Sep 19th, 2013
Many of us have seen examples of this — the silent suffering of the married castrati — in our social circles. Via reader Dan. No doubt the husband happily acquiesced to this fun game with his wife, only dimly aware of its dark intimations of his sacklessness. But this is what happens in most marriages … Read more
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Videos on Aug 30th, 2013
Her arms, those perfectly rounded seat belts which safely hold you on a ride in her plus-mobile are oh so beautiful And once they are back in resting position hanging beside her body then forming a sort of secondary cleavages as if you did not already have enough of her naturally large cleavage. Troll or … Read more
Have testosterone levels fallen so far, so fast, that men are now down with doing the equivalent of sitting in a corner and watching their wives rut with better men? Does the fapping feel better when lubed with their salty cuckold tears? askjoe pithily remarks, Hey, my wife wants to hang out with some guy … Read more
