Word of advice: Barring extenuating circumstances, don’t go out with a group of guy friends and one cute woman. You will righteously tool yourself before you’ve taken two steps toward self-hell into the bar. The ultimate in toolbaggery is the group of mirin’, pleased-as-punch über orbiters who show up to a venue with one hot … Read more
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James Franco’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Text Game
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Current Events, Girls on Apr 6th, 2014
James Franco is an A-list Hollywood actor who could have women fellating him within fifteen minutes with an inviting smile, so it would be surprising if his text game read like it came from a tone-deaf beta sperg. Or would it? in case you didn’t know, i’m a really famous dude don’t i look like a … Read more
Why Men Shouldn’t Mate Guard
Posted in Beta, Rules of Manhood on Mar 21st, 2014
Mate guarding is a science-y term for possessiveness. Both sexes mate guard, but for reasons having to do with the inherent skew in reproductive value and goals between men and women, men are the sex who generally mate guard more often, and with more intensity. Men of the northlands, at any rate. To be precise, … Read more
Matt Yglesias And Ezra Klein Are New Media Manly Icons
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Videos on Mar 10th, 2014
Fed up with public perception of new media “journolism” as a bastion of blushing hermaphrodites opening up about their day to day experiences having sex with themselves, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein have teamed up to inject a healthy dose of raw masculinity into the discourse with their unique brand of confident swagger. Check out … Read more
Ladies Like Him — In A Way
Posted in Beta, Culture, Game, Guy Rules, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on Mar 5th, 2014
Continuing with our latest CH series exploring the historical records for choice bits of wisdom that would be the equivalent of PUA game and Heartistian theories of the sexual market today, reader Arbiter forwards this excerpt from a 1902 issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine (before it became a women’s rag. Rag. Heh.): The author explains the … Read more
Remember this post about the romantic Kiwi betaboy who followed an American woman around all night on New Year’s Eve like a puppy dog, only to part at 6AM with nothing to show for it but her coy instruction to “find me”? The niceguy romantic beta had one photo of her on his phone, which … Read more
The 20 Commandments of Involuntary Celibacy
Posted in Beta, Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Pretty Lies on Feb 3rd, 2014
The title of this post comes courtesy of commenter PA, who writes: Behold the Twenty Commandments of Involuntary Celibacy: The comments that follow are awesome — and each is hugely upvoted. A small sampling: 21. Don’t take advice from a columnist that just spews generalizations on Yahoo. 22. Instead, read the Comments section for real … Read more
The Lapdogs Of Lamaze
Posted in Beta, Culture, Goodbye America, Tool Time on Jan 15th, 2014
When did the pussification of America’s men begin? Speculating on this sort of thing is always fun, but it serves a larger purpose: If we can identify the origin of the Ascended Testes Era, we can theoretically reverse it. One reader believes he has an answer, I was just thinking back to my early 20s, … Read more
The Good Gelding Project
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jan 13th, 2014
A writer, Andrew Smiler, for the e-zine ‘The Good Men Project’ has unintentionally parodied the mission statement of that blog with such zeal that one expects their next post to advocate mass castration. Titled “A Guy’s Guide to The Gender-Minimized 1st Date“, Smiler offers suggestions to men for how to date without being a man. … Read more
Is A Blubbering Inner Party Leftoid Trying To Silence Chateau Heartiste?
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jan 2nd, 2014
News alerts over the Twitters reveal that a smug bearded mole allegedly within the WordPress organization has contracted the womanly vapors from reading Chateau Heartiste and is searching for remedies to make the hurty stop. @alternatekev Hunting down cowards on the internet because they’ve just collided some worlds for me and they aren’t going to … Read more
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