Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha on Jun 27th, 2013
hbdchick passes along a photo of her favorite alpha male pose (and favorite alpha male, Steve MOTHERFUCKIN McQueen). I looked at it and, accepting the risk that the following judgment might imbue perceptions with a certain je ne sais queer, I concur, this pose is superlatively alpha. Let’s examine in as normal and non-spergy a … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, The Id Monster on Jun 17th, 2013
A 30 year old couglet writes to Slate’s Emily Yoffe (first mistake) about the strange pull that an unemployed, alcoholic alpha male ex-fling badboy has on her romantic imagination, while a loyal and NICE dentist betaboy who’s practically begging her to marry him can’t seem to fire up her loins. Bonus track: The badboy nearly … Read more
Young reader “Barry” wants to know if his Yearbook note to a girl he knows (who also knows his friend “Greg”) is beta or alpha. Kelli, It has been so nice getting to know you this year. You are extremely sweet and foxy, I don’t know why Greg would want to spend any time with … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps on May 29th, 2013
Some religious organizations have long argued that widespread contraception use leads to higher divorce rates because severing the connection between sex and procreation also severs the emotional connection between spouses. The duty one feels to one’s spouse is weakened when the primal bonds of sex and the consequences which normally follow in the state of … Read more
A reader, somewhat drunk on his own amusement, passes along the Facebook page of the thoroughbred that sired the Kentucky Derby winner. This is the father of the Derby winner. This is what your Facebook page should look like! Ok. In 2013 LEADING SIRE by North American earnings; 1st by N.A. stakes wins Sire of … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, The Id Monster on May 23rd, 2013
Which of the three photos in this series of the same man taken at different times in his life strikes you as the face of a hard alpha? A soft beta? A man who has checked out? How about the man in this series? And, finally, what about this man? Make your guesses, then go … Read more
soul of a woman was created below… It’s always helpful to have occasional reminders of the depraved, demonic nature of women’s sexuality, as demonstrated by the gleeful abandon with which the most desirable women hurl themselves at arrogant, cocky assholes. There is no more expedient way to coax a woman to belie her own words … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, Guy Rules, Science Validates Game on May 15th, 2013
Once again, science has come around to ♥♥♥♥vindicating♥♥♥♥ folk wisdom and Chateau teachings. This installment of SCIENCE ♥s GAME explores the subtle tricks of perception that mimicking a high social status man can play on women. A recent study found that the mere act of lugging around a guitar case will significantly improve a man’s … Read more
Some of you read the post title and immediately thought it referred to Tony’s classic master of the universe maxim: Nothing wrong with this version of game. Power is, after all, the ultimate aphrodisiac to the female libido. But power derived from insane wealth takes a lot of work to acquire. What if you just … Read more
A reader asks for advice about how to handle a girl clowning around on Tinder, the stripped-down eugenics website that features photos and “likes” and not much more. On Tinder, this hot, kinda snobby-seeming 27yo (I’m 28) chick’s info is: “Not interested in love but if you want to sell or buy apartment… I can … Read more
