Take a look at this series of photos. Which woman, left or right, is more beautiful?
How elusive is the concept of beauty? Apparently, not very. With a few microtweaks of geometric proportions, a woman’s face can turn from plain to pulchritudinous. The Marquardt Beauty Mask uses the pentagon and decagon as a foundation that, when a face is aligned to the mask, objectively proves that beauty is NOT in the eye of the beholder (beyond the trivial biological fact that a visual processing center in the brain must apprehend beauty), but rather is a definable and universal constant of formulaic precision that can be replicated and duplicated to achieve the identical hornytoad response in men the world over.
Nihilism and cynicism are perfectly justified when the timeless mysteries of human wonder yield to the investigative scalpel of cold numerical analysis.
One’s just the fat version of the other.
1st
No, the second has a higher forehead, narrower nose, different lips, etc.
the new nose sucks and the stretched center portion of her face makes her look weird though, and she looks like ann coulter overall in the after.
i definitely tend toward liking rounder faces than horse faces. but i think the overall point still holds, not everyone and not everything is beautiful. this is a fairly rudely transformed image being compared to what i think is the real original, so i’m probably put off by that a little too.
I think I’ll accept the aesthetic judgement of the Hollywood Plastic Surgeons over yours.
They get paid in after-tax, non-insurance-reimbursed CASH…. and they are booked solid.
Internet talk is cheap -but the proof of the pudding is in the checks being written.
i don’t know that i could have been more clear i was talking about my own personal taste and that even with my opinion i think they’re right (i think that a girl with the features in the second photo would be more clearly more attractive). but yeah, you burned me there, for a minute i thought i’d discredited the entire point.
If we as individuals have facial features that tend from the ‘perfection’ outlined by the Marquardt mask, then perhaps we are more attracted to people that also have these variations, but in the opposite direction.
Burke finds the original image more attractive, so perhaps he has a long thin face, with thin nose and defined jaw line?? (the opposite of the round-faced original image). Mating of two individuals like this would then likely lead to the offspring’s facial types adhering to the marquardt mask instead – Perhaps the subconscious goal is to produce healthy offspring?
I know I have a similar facial type to the original image and find the edited image a lot more attractive, but I can see why some might not.
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Disgusting
I don’t like her young gay boy look, her young gay boy haircut, but she is kind of pretty underneath the Halloween costume, which begs the question; what the hell is she doing with such an ugly man???
And why does she hate her own race?
She’s messed up – that’s why she acts, behaves, and looks like his. What else is new?
Her transformation from wholesome to whore is not an accident. I predict she will be sporting a fashionable vibrant boyfriend soon as an example, to be emulated, for all the young — White — girls who’ve idolized her since their childhoods.
—->>>Move along—->>>nothing to see here—–>>>
Her father must be so embarrassed.
Her father is the perfect example of the failure of men. He’s a weak male who raised her without boundaries, or the concept of it. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have even entertained the thought of embarrassing him like this and making a public spectacle of herself. She has become the poster child of slut.
So, woman acts like a prat, all the male’s fault. As usual.
Bet he’d have gotten no credit if she wasn’t.
Don’t be ridiculous; it’s not about taking credit for yourself and being selfish. It’s about making your child do the right thing and have a decent life. At the rate she’s going, she’ll either fall into drug abuse, or end up a used and abused middle-aged divorce hasbeen whose kids are even more messed up and mentally fucked up than she is. Haven’t we seen the kids of other celebrities on this projectile? They all end up like this because they are raised without boundaries.
hey lily,
miley is way, way more talented and beautiful than you.
why all the hate?
she’s gorgeously talented.
can you do this:
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OMG! Talk about a slut! Too tomboyish, tattooed, sexed up, you name it.
I am right on the money the way she’ll end up, and she’ll only get worse too. When she has a child (out of wedlock I’m sure) and it grows up, it will have the privilege of seeing his/her mother doing this on video, and you want the child not to be messed up?
Here’s some more of her debauchery
http://www.justjared.com/2013/10/03/miley-cyrus-bares-breast-for-racy-terry-richardson-photo-shoot/
Commentators call her a horror show – at least people still retain some morality.
He got day lickrish stick!
I don’t know, but I been told
A big-legged woman (feminsitsz) ain’t got no soul.
All I ask for, all I pray
Steady rolling (sung as “skinny little”) woman gonna come my way.
Need a woman gonna hold my hand
Won’t tell me no lies
Make me a happy man.
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Zeppelin….good choice!
many of youz do not know this but BEN BERNAnKE originally WROTE da hit MILEY CYRUS SONG we cant’ stop:
It’s our House (& Senate) we can do what we want
It’s our Fed we can print what we want
It’s our dollar we can bankrupt who we want
We can bailout who we want
We can butthext who we want (2x)
Red commies and sweaty bungholes everywhere
Hands in the air like we don’t care
Cause we came to make so much debt now
And the betas here must pay it all now.
If you’re not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
Cause we gonna print all night
Till we see hyperinflation alright
So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Bernanke
Doing whatever we want
This is our Fed
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop printing
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things, Things don’t run we
We take everything from everybody
It’s our Fed we can do what we want
It’s our dollar we can print we want
It’s our party we can bomb who we want
We can butthext who we want
We can bankrupt who we want
To my Keynsians here with the big butt
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only Greenspan can judge ya
Forget the haters cause Bernanke loves ya
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
Inflation so turned up here
Getting turned up, yeah, yeah
So la da di da di, we like to party
Printing with Bernanke
Doing whatever we want
This is our Fed
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Betas don’t run we
We take everything from everybody
It’s our Fed we can print what we want
It’s our dollar we can inflate all we want
It’s our congress we can buy who we want
We can butthext who we want
We can bailout who we want
It’s our Fed we can do what we want to
It’s our House (& Senate) we can love who we want to
It’s our country we can sing if we want to
It’s your mouth you shall suck when we want you to
Yea, Yea, Yeah
And we can’t stop printing
And we won’t stop inflating
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ that life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Betas don’t run we
We take everything from nobody
Yea, Yea, Yea
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many of youz do not know this but BEN BERNAnKE originally WROTE da hit MILEY CYRUS SONG we cant’ stop:
It’s our House (& Senate) we can do what we want
It’s our Fed we can print what we want
It’s our dollar we can bankrupt who we want
We can bailout who we want
We can butthext who we want (2x)
Red commies and sweaty neoconz everywhere
Hands in the air like we don’t care
Cause we came to make so much debt now
And the betas here must pay it all now.
If you’re not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
Cause we gonna pump all night
Till we see hyperinflation alright
So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Bernanke
Doing whatever we want
This is our Fed
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop printing
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things, Things don’t run we
We take everything from everybody
It’s our Fed we can do what we want
It’s our dollar we can print we want
It’s our party we can bomb who we want
We can butthext who we want
We can bankrupt who we want
To my Keynsians here with the big butts
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only Greenspan can judge ya
Forget the haters cause Bernanke loves ya
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
Inflation so turned up here
Getting turned up, yeah, yeah
So la da di da di, we like to party
Pumping with Bernanke
Doing whatever we want
This is our Fed
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Betas don’t run we
We take everything from everybody
It’s our Fed we can pump what we want
It’s our dollar we can inflate all we want
It’s our congress we can buy who we want
We can butthext who we want
We can bailout who we want
It’s our Fed we can do what we want to
It’s our House (& Senate) we can butthext who we want to
It’s our country we can quantitiative ease if we want to
It’s your mouth you shall suck when we want you to
Yea, Yea, Yeah
And we can’t stop printing
And we won’t stop inflating
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Betas don’t run we
We take everything from everynody
Yea, Yea, Yea
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GBFBM for presidentz!
….and the moon-faced women of Mongolia wept.
yeah dear lord you see that in the mosaic of averaged women’s faces last week or whenever? they’ll put you off your breakfast
Doing like Hunter did and posting field report to Rational Male:
http://therationalmale.com/2013/09/30/the-rational-male/comment-page-2/#comment-23437
Cue GBFM talking about butt tingles and Zombie Shane telling me to man up and impregnate some white bitches. Peace.
Not long before there’s a google glass app to auto-beauty mask every person you look at…
No surprises there. What might surprise you all is just how much of that can be faked with skillful makeup application. Proof:
http://i.imgur.com/jAww69r.png
Which is to say that you really don’t know what you’re getting until you wake up the morning after and see her without her makeup on. The takeaway? Maybe the first date should be at the beach, if you live near one, or a water park. There are waterproof mascaras and eyeliners out there, but it’s virtually impossible to keep a full face-worth of makeup intact after a dunk in the drink.
RappaccinisDaughter I think we will keep you around. I like it.
That’s a pretty dramatic change, but you could almost feel the makeup ready to cake off on the “after ” photo. I guess the moral is; watch out if a woman is obviously wearing too much makeup.
Not particularly dramatic. Google porn stars without make up and see how much of a trap make up is.It can add up to a full 4 points when properly applied. Fucking scamming whores
She also suffers from a mad case of bitchy resting face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v98CPXNiSk
It’s tragic, but Resting Bitchface and Resting Asshole-face do have their upsides. Especially if you have to spend any time on public transportation, or if you live in a populous city.
Resting Jerk Face seems to be more of an upside for men than the female version for men. Especially when Resting Jerk Face comes with a short beard.
female version for *women
Do you have Resting Jerk Face? I’ve got Resting Bitch Face. I’ll be in the best mood ever—rainbow-fartin’ unicorns shitting sherbet all through my head—and random people will *still* tell me to smile.
I do now. But I had to train myself to get it, since several years ago I had Smiley Buffoon Baby Face (credit to John South).
Thanks for the visual, RD.
The Uni-Crohn’s? You’re welcome.
Sometimes people would say as I was younger “you should really look at your facial expressions, you often look very angry”.
I only recently realized that I had it right all along, not that I changed or anything.
A man is not supposed to be a smiley buffoon as it is a sign of submission.
I don’t find a jerk face attractive, although I agree a man should try not to smile too much.
My mom has an old photo like the link you posted. The photographer removed all her freckles. She HATES the portrait, and prefers one that appears to be made for a NOW propaganda. I hope my father outlives her.
She looks mean.
Wow, both pictures are rough. In the first one she looks like a creepy dead-eyed mom at Walmart, and in the second one she looks like a creepy dead-eyed truck stop stripper.
That’s because she looks too made up – too much cover up or concealer to hide those zits and blemishes. It makes a female face look like it’s a canvas, which indeed is what makeup artists call the face they work on.
I doubt most men, no matter how unfamiliar with female ways and means, can’t recognize too much makeup when they see it, and be wary of it.
That’s way too much makeup. This is called stage makeup – the kind you wear to the Oscars, or a fashion shoot.
We all wear makeup, but nothing like this. Most women don’t know how to apply this kind of makeup. They need a real makeup artist for that.
Anyway, she isn’t that attractive with her full makeup face either. Her eyebrows are still awful (too thick), and her lips were nice even without lipstick because they are full. The one thing the makeup did improve is slenderizing her nose and bringing out her green eyes more. Her lips and her eyes are her best facial assets, and the makeup helps define them, while improving her thick nose.
A lot of women can look great just with a little bit of blush, light mascara, and a bit of lipstick. What you really need to do is pay more attention to your facial skin so you don’t have to wear so much cover up (this one has awful skin – zits), your teeth, your hair (let it grow long), and be thin.
Another thing that helps females look hot is great posture. I hate slouching. It make you look shorter and confidence lacking, as well as froggish, like you’re about to leap out of your skin. Not attractive.
A woman should look graceful, and move flowingly.
Thanks for all the beauty tips!! This is my favorite blog about how to be a manly alpha male. Can you post some tips on how to match my purse to my shoes next?
Dude. Don’t knock it – getting exposed to these discussions can help some kid new in the game distinguish between an 8 and a heavily-made-up 4.
However, a better tip – to look taller try wearing shoes that match your skirt color (in your case, pants color). So having shoes in different colors is a good investment. Black skirt (pants) – black pumps (sneakers, oxfords, clogs……..whatever). Black patent leather even better, and so on and so forth. Now, bash me for my spending.
In other news, I love your snarkines
LOL, I meant a better tip than purse matching shoes.
And have all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the….
…
o wait. wrong gender. sheeit.
I love you for this Mulan reference !
Owen Wilson’s “broken” nose is practically all makeup. I’ve got the Polaroids to prove it.
Disagree. The eyebrows are the only thing giving structure to her currently lumpy dumpling face. Thin eyebrows are either for grandmas or white trash. Her eyes are small and misshapen, color is unimportant. Her best feature is her cheekbones, in that they are noticeable despite her presumably higher weight. Bringing those out might balance out her jaw and distract from her chin, which is her biggest flaw.
You have an interesting perspective, but I disagree.
While thin eyebrows are indeed for grandmas, hers are way too thick as is, and with the makeup the artist made them look even thicker, what for? They were good enough the way they were.
Cheekbones? She doesn’t have any, but the makeup artist was able to fake their presence.
Eyes? Her eyes are pretty and not too small, but with the makeup the artist was able to bring them out and turn them into 2 beautiful emerald jewels.
Chin? She doesn’t have chin or man jaws; it’s perfect.
“lumpy dumpling face”? She has zits and skin blemishes, but “lumpy dumpling face,” no.
Lips? They are nice and full, although a smile would do her wonders, especially if she has white straight teeth for a full smile.
Her problems are awful skin and chubby face (as you say), and her thick white trash nose (which got contoured out with makeup). She might look better if she lost some weight, if indeed she is overweight – it’s hard to be sure though. Well, on second thought, at the very least she’s big-boned if not outright fat.
Another example:
http://i.imgur.com/N9FKbL0.jpg
“Which is to say that you really don’t know what you’re getting until you wake up the morning after and see her without her makeup on. The takeaway? Maybe the first date should be at the beach, if you live near one, or a water park”
Or just kick her out after you fuck.
Kick her out? Like, she came to your place? No, no, no. ALWAYS go to their place. That way you can bounce when they fall asleep, instead of having to go through the whole, “Oh, I’m sorry, I’ve got an early meeting in the morning blah blah.” Or give them cabfare. Or, god help us all, cook them breakfast in the morning.
Works for me.
You probably don’t know what “morning wood” is, dear one.
Of course I know what it is; I just can’t get it myself. (Sort of lacking the necessary equipment and all.) However, I’m going to guess that if you went to bed with an 8 and woke up with a 4 because she wiped all her makeup off, you might not have much morning wood to worry about anyway.
LOL
“ALWAYS go to their place.”
Too much effort, especially with no vehicle.
“instead of having to go through the whole, “Oh, I’m sorry, I’ve got an early meeting in the morning blah blah.””
You just tell them before they come over that they can’t stay over because you have shit to do, no biggie.
“Or give them cabfare.”
lol what? Why would I pay for a cab when I’m not going anywhere? Did Feminism not happen? They can pay for their own cab…the sex was probably better for them than it was for me anyway so they should be the one spending money. Although back when I was more of a gentleman I used to give them a bus ticket lol
“cook them breakfast in the morning.”
As if I’m going to give them my food. That shit costs money. You’re nuts.
Sort of agree to disagree there. The girl in question has a nice bone structure, but really crappy skin. Hiding that under a ton of base doesn’t really make her any more pretty — just more plastic. Though I agree that skillful over/under toning can create illusion of shape…it’s quite superficial.
See what makeup did for her in those pictures?
Game is Makeup for Men.
No amount of makeup can hide her ugly attitude in that pic
Where-at’s my chisel. Gonna scrape tha’ crap offa that, see what’s underneath.
“Nihilism and cynicism are perfectly justified when the timeless mysteries of human wonder yield to the investigative scalpel of cold numerical analysis.”
I don’t see why.
P.S. Beauty is still beauty. And surely every great artist is someone less mystified by beauty than the layman. In fact, the better we get at this “cold numerical analysis,” the better a culture we can create.
“I don’t see why.”
——————————————
I do.
Its because “Western man” has bought into the lie of, “If I can measure it, I can control it”
How can you kill God when you want to be God?
What you’re saying is too vague, but I have a vague sense that I disagree with the point you’re trying to make.
thwack:
Do blacks consider themselves Western Men, or westernized simulacra?
Thank you in advance for your time and response.
I can only speak for myself.
Even when I can “fit in” with whatever dominate culture is on top, I can never stay because at some point it tries to confine and restrict my being. I resist the pressure to confine myself in one of these pre fabricated “categories” because somebody is always gonna be disappointed and/or angered when I “color” outside the lines.
Do I consider myself a Western man?
I don’t think Im qualified to make that determination.
Would I get hung if the Taliban captured me?
Sure, but so would a duck-billed platypus?
I don’t know what country I’m from; you want me to pretend to be from yours?
OK
Don’t you have an unique opportunity to be in a country which accepts all as it’s nationals – since nobody is from there since the begininng?
…“Western man” has bought into the lie of, “If I can measure it, I can control it” …
Of course Thwack was going to say that, because his kind can’t measure up
hehehe…
Depends on what you’re measuring.
HEY-OOOOO!
ZING! You nailed it.
Hmmm… ?
I gotta confess. A girl with a slammin bod can compensate a lot for other physical deficits.
*hangs head in shame*
That’s rule number one my self effacing botha. A hot body always compensates for an average face. An hot face never compensates for an average body.
You’re not white, either, are you?
I’m probably whiter then you Matthew, being from the motherland continent and all.
Knock it off white boys; I was talking about deaf girls. (and yes, some deaf girls can dance quite well!)
I gotta confess. A girl with a slammin bod can compensate a lot for other physical deficits.
Translation: tit pics or gtfo.
/seconded
Wanna play a game?
Text ‘what day is it?’ to every skirt in your phonebook. See how many reply ‘It’s October 3rd!!!’
Now you know what numbers to cull.
Pretty women are a dime a dozen. Pretty women that are worth a shit, well…
Similar dynamic to: women first thing in the morning v women at their absolute best. The hotter she is (usually), the bigger the gap between her physical attractiveness grades. This could be as many as 4 grades out of 10.
This is the attitude any man should hold when he sees an extremely cute / hot chick. He should approach her with the “average” of the 2 grades in mind. This will explain why many cute and hot women are seen with lesser looking men, as they hold desires to be better than him when at her best, but as close to him as possible when waking up.
Men, in contrast (exception of hangovers), have negligible difference.
“women first thing in the morning v women at their absolute best. The hotter she is (usually), the bigger the gap between her physical attractiveness grades. This could be as many as 4 grades out of 10.”
Essentially, what you’re saying is correct, but I wouldn’t put the discrepancy at 4 points. It’s more like 2 when you see it in the flesh. Don’t forget, in pictures there is also Photoshop. In RL there is no Photoshop, there is just makeup skillfully applied, and hair curling irons to make hair luxurious. So 2 point discrepancy might be just about right.
Another thing you’re right about – the hotter the girl, the hotter she looks after the “beautification process” lol.
That said, also keep in mind there are almost nonexistent natural 10s. All gorgeous women have work done, which is why the most famous women in the world look a lot less alluring before dolling up. As long as a woman has good features and the right facial beauty ratios, that’s beautiful in my book. The paint is just to accentuate the features, and shouldn’t be something men fear. Women have been using makeup since ancient Egypt. A famous vixen like Cleopatra, for instance.
My wife’s starting to hit the early stages of the wall now, but she was an 8 first thing in the morning, and an 8 out on the town. Your actually beautiful/attractive women, I’d say it’s really a point of difference, and that mostly clothes and posture/demeanor.
“8 first thing in the morning” is very impressive. However, she should be 9 or 10 out on the town. Is she dolling up? Nothing wrong with it and it boosts confidence in the bedroom.
I agree, “clothes and posture/demeanor” are very important. Nice clothes are a good investment, and posture is something every woman should be conscious of and improve – practice walking in heels and head held up straight. A couple of minutes a day make all the difference.
I posted a pic with both of us in it below – all she ever uses is moisturizer and a little bit of lip balm. ymmv on whether she was really an 8 at time of photo (I’ll be curious as to your assessment, since objective/subjective is always in play), but that’s a pretty normal pic of her — I always think she looks *worse* in makeup, to be honest, even when done by somebody who knows his business.
I don’t want to log into Google. Any other options?
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“I always think she looks *worse* in makeup, to be honest, even when done by somebody who knows his business.”
Sometimes, that could happen. Some skin just doesn’t take well to it. In that case, better go natural.
Anyway, makeup is the last thing a woman should worry about. Better focus on hair and staying thin.
Yeah, I understand a little googlephobia. Here ya go.
http://happycrow.wordpress.com/2013/10/03/cherry-pie/
Bullshit. Complete Bullshit.
All he’s done is found one example of a reasonably attractive face shape, then changed some not so attractive people’s faces to match it and they’ve gone from not so attractive, to reasonably attractive.
If I were to take a bunch of pictures of average looking women, and then photoshop Kristen Bell’s face on top of them, and proclaim “Behold! Now they look better!!!” All that shows is that Kristen Bell is more attractive than average looking women, not that I’ve found some special secret to beauty.
And I pick Kristen Bell because she’s no where near this ridiculous mask’s dimensions, yet she’s vastly more attractive than any of the examples they give.
Utter bullshit.
What makes a person beautiful is very complicated, and the formula would need a super computer to solve it, and even then it wouldn’t necessarily be correct, like trying to predict the weather.
Until then, I’m going to keep photoshopping Kristen Bell’s face onto other peoples faces and claim I’m some kind of professor of beauty.
Fucking golden ratio my ass.
Most appropriate user name
Err, you wrote a long rebuttal here but nothing you said presented a logical contradiction to the original post.
You don’t “logically rebut” experimental evidence. You point out that the evidence is insufficient to rule out alternate possibilities.
You don’t “logically rebut” experimental evidence. You point out that there are alternate reasons you could be getting the same outcome that haven’t been ruled out.
This mask could be just one example of a reasonably attractive facial shape among many, and there could be more attractive facial shapes. The claim that he has discovered the ideal face shape, is far fetched to say the least, and looking at that picture, I don’t think she looks “ideal” at all. Better than she was, but that’s not exactly difficult.
You don’t “logically rebut” experimental evidence. You point out that there are alternate reasons you could be getting the same outcome that haven’t been ruled out. This mask could be just one example of a reasonably attractive facial shape among many, and there could be more attractive facial shapes. The claim that he has discovered the ideal face shape, is far fetched to say the least, and looking at that picture, I don’t think she looks “ideal” at all. Better than she was but that’s not exactly difficult.
You don’t “logically rebut” experimental evidence. You point out that there are alternate reasons you could be getting the same outcome that haven’t been ruled out.
This mask could be just one example of a reasonably attractive facial shape among many, and there could be more attractive facial shapes. The claim that he has discovered the ideal face shape, is far fetched to say the least, and looking at that picture, I don’t think she looks “ideal” at all. Better than she was but that’s not exactly difficult.
Don’t know what the fuck happened there. Those three anon’s were me as you can probably guess.
Maybe not a formula for a perfect face but one for perfect proportions, which makes different faces look very appealing.
Two super hot women will not look like sisters even less like twins yet both will have faces that fit very closely the formula for a beautifull face.
Biology is – like everything in this universe – is numbers and formula.
You think Mozart or the Beatles music is emotion, yes but it is mostly numbers and formula.
Ever heard of Mandelbrot’s fractal? the man figured out the mathematical formula for what we perceive as chaos and randomness.
even the way trees grow and flowers bloom is explained trough numbers and formulas.
Google Mandelbrot Fractals, the cool video alone are worth it ( especially if you are high on something )
CanadianFriend beat me to it. It’s all about proportions, which are either pleasant or discomforting, depending on how they’re applied. There are a few women out there who are non-optimal in terms of physical make-up and are still beautiful (or held to be beautiful, or valued for their slightly off-kilter appearance and considered memorable, like models) but there aren’t many. This is why, I think, all women in Hollywood basically look the same. There’s only one type of woman who’s objectively beautiful.
What makes a person *attractive* to another person, in the literal sense of the word, is what I think you’re talking about.
It’s the difference between listening to Beethoven’s Fifth and the Dark Knight soundtrack. You respond to it on a visceral level, subconscious level. Beethoven’s Fifth is objectively more beautiful in every sense, while the Dark Knight soundtrack is intentionally breaking the rules for specific, discordant effect. You might enjoy the latter more than the former – ie, it’s more attractive to you – but there’s no arguing that because the former is more technically correct, it’s more pleasant to listen to.
“This is why, I think, all women in Hollywood basically look the same.”
There’s another, more obvious, reason why the women of today’s Hollywood look alike.
Agree about the slamming body. Just the other day I was following this tall blonde into the bank. How many women can make hospital scrubs look sexy? Precious few. Her WHR was perfect – and her ass swayed with juicy grace. I was mesmerized. I wanted to wrap my hands around her narrow waist, bend her over and have at it.
Until she turned around in line to smile at me. I hope she didn’t see the shuddering look of alarmed revulsion on my face. She looked like John Elway’s ugly kid sister – or ill-begotten love child of Joni Mitchell and Tom Petty.
But you what the second thought that went through my mind? You horny fuckers probably do know. Yes, I don’t care how ugly she was. I’d still hit that.
Butterfaces are great for slump busting. Just give yourself a Silkwood shower after, swear to yourself that it was just a one time thing and that you had to bust a nut.
Silkwood shower! Brilliant, bro.
Hah, usually a blonde thing … like when you are expecting her to turn around and she is over 40-50 …. AGHHH!
Bet Master “Bates” Beta is an ugly dude too.
My bet is he’s just an average guy that takes the contrarian position so that other idiots will argue with him.
My face scares children
Yet I know people who insist “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” as if it’s gospel that can not even be challenged.
Most people are too laughable.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10171806/Why-has-someone-set-up-a-club-night-for-fat-women-in-London.html
Jesus, a club night for the undateable. As usual, the guys who couldn’t pull elsewhere are out in force.
Someone really needs to kill the fat acceptance movement
Wow, even their teeth are fat. And the saddest thing about it is, every single woman pictured in that article would at least be reasonably cute (if not outright beautiful) at a normal weight.
There’s a dern good reason European women go to the U.K. to get husbands.
do us all a favor and don’t have kids with the bitch
Actually, it’s brilliant. It brings all the fat, ugly moths to one flame which means they won’t be flitting around, defending the pretty moths as lipid-engorged cock-blocks.
Major improvement there
OT Rebecca Shuttleworth – the reason vile manjawed dykes should be banned from adopting. But leftoids support perverts adopting AND getting IVF.
What’s the point when we all will age at some early point in our lives? It’s just fucking ridiculous with all these cosmetic crap!
http://kennyspuathoughts.com/
Stop falling into that liberal trap, of “we all age, so what’s the point?”. We all age, but who says we have to succumb to looking ugly or to aging before our time? I am sure, “we all age, so what’s the point?,” is often on the lips of many a drunk/smoke inhaling/fat slob.
Don’t eat, cause eventually the food you eat today will spoil tomorrow.
And don’t buy flowers, cause they’ll wilt.
Why even bother building houses and roads. Cause they will be destroyed one day as well.
So the rhetorical question is…
If every woman had the beauty mask put on their face…would they cease to be beautiful?
It’s not rhetorical. The answer is no, they wouldn’t. Every iPhone is exactly the same and it’s beautiful. A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
No. And if every woman had an ideal hourglass figure, they would not cease to be sexually attractive either. One’s individual response to these cues may be conditioned -meaning that as scarcity decreases, the effect of the stimulus will decrease- but the nature of the underlying stimulus does not thereby change.
No, but the parameters of what is beautiful and exotic would shift. I dont think being blond in Sweden elicits the same response, for a girl, as being blond in the USA.
If every woman was beautiful, there would be peace on earth, as there would not be angry men anymore.
I meant this as a joke but once I was done typing…I thought; maybe I am on to something?
The Mask gets the chin all wrong – way too pronounced post-processing.
The mid-face too is too stretched – including the nose.
Despite these flaws, the Mask does feminize the original’s face.
Having said that, shown a little charm and a drink, I can imagine the original to be quite energetic in the sack, and a lot less high-maintenance.
Is that Bizarro’s girlfriend in the middle.
http://research.wayne.edu/communications/news-release.php?id=196
More testosterone=more success with wooing women. (Get out there and lift!)
LOL!!
The left pic looks more edited and unreal than the one in the right!
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There were even a few shows on Discovery, TLC and NatGeo about this.
Even babies will put all their attention on faces that follow the general symmetry + phi-mask trend significantly more than they will less-symmetrical ones.
The list for women included: protruding forehead, larger upper face than lower, full Cupid’s bow upper lip, chubby convexities esp. cheeks, soft jaw, large eyes, etc.
My favorite neg that I originated:
Me: You seem considerably smarter than the average chick
Her: Aww, thanks *blushes*
Me: Wasn’t a compliment
You gotta keep a total poker face for the last line.
“sharp” would be another good word to use here, where it’s actually equivocal between “intelligent” and “biting”.
CH,
http://shelbysells.com/2013/09/30/interview-series-max-landis/
This is a fascinating interview when read through the context of Game.
thoughts on booty calls?
i’ve been ‘fuck-zoned’ by a couple of chicks. i’ve been ‘fuck-zoned’ more than i have been ‘friend-zoned’, i don’t know what that says about me. booty calls for me are a dream. i hate when chicks aren’t real about it, that really bothers me.
what do you mean by ‘not real’ like not accepting that it’s a booty call?
yea. also chicks who are booty calling you trying to act like ‘let’s get drinks’ etc. or refusing to be straight up. they’ll text you at like 1am and be like ‘what you doin? where you at? sup?’ and it’s like i’m probably at home or out drunk somewhere, probably horny looking for you haha. so why is it always just games?
for example, extras on my set would just throw it at me hard in a way that i’ve never experienced. i mean everyone’s had that thing where you’re like making eye contact with someone at a party and you it’s on, but this was different than that. this was chicks coming up to me and being like ‘what’re you doing at lunch? i’ll come to your trailer!’ and i was like ‘i don’t know who the fuck you are!’ my experience of chicks throwing themselves at you like that – they’re always fucking crazy. no chick worth hooking up with is going to throw it at you because it means they’re crazy. i gave this girl my number – i was really stupid – because i was like why not? maybe i’ll hook her up with one of my friends.,
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Where does male physical beauty (sorry guys, I don’t know another word for it) fall in such an analysis? Do we care about that, or is it negated by other factors?
Cynthia, I’d say it’s so tied into a slew of other factors that it would be exceptionally difficult to define, and even more dependent on clothes/posture/etc (subtle indications of money), than with women, because gals’ attractiveness assessment is so context-laden. I got more ass than a bus-stop bench as a single guy, but it’s not because of beauty per se. I’m good-looking, but not hot-model good looking, and if I’m preoccupied and let myself go b/c I’m deep in my nerdy shit for a couple weeks, I look downright goofy.
This one’s a couple years old, but the goofy is strong within it.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos?tab=wq#photos?pid=5218631637241870242&oid=114688243837662214219
(less vague: gals’ assessment of male attractiveness)
Oh yeah, I fully understand that men’s attractiveness to women is fueled by many other factors, beyond the physical. I guess I’m just wondering what kind of objective metric we’d apply to men.
Male beauty isn’t the same.
First, there is no such thing as male beauty. There’s masculinity, but not beauty.
Second, since it’s about masculinity and not beauty, it suffice for a man to be tall and muscular while having a somewhat appealing face in the masculine sense.
Third, beauty has been invented for women. Without the female sex, beauty wouldn’t be around, or even needed. Even the ancient Greeks who worshipped male beauty and were very homoerotic, and which the 3rd Reich echoed in its art, couldn’t keep that concept a live for long. Men are just not beautiful, never meant to be. Beauty is the domain of women. Masculinity (sexuality) the domain of men.
Fourth, as Russ said, attitude counts too. A masculine disposition does wonders to average-looking men of average height, which means that a 5-9/5-10 with the right attitude could be very appealing to women.
Yeah, like I said, I know “beauty” is the wrong word, but “attractiveness” encompasses too many things. I was referring to raw physical appearance, which I would agree, is but one of many things that make a man attractive.
(there are gender-neutral terms in other languages; we break it apart in English in this manner and therefore implications follow. Telling, in and of itself, maybe, that we assign a purely physical dimension to a woman’s sexual appeal and don’t necessarily do the same for men. Not saying it’s wrong, but it’s very indicative of the way we traditionally think about these things)
I’d say, though, you’re dealing in two different things here. “Beauty”, in this context, is all about appearance. Changing that woman’s face does not make her personality more feminine. “Masculinity” is more about attitude, and is influenced only minimally by raw genetics, at least on the surface. A man can be physically masculine and still not embody that quality in his personality.
Or, as a thought exercise, what is the correct proportion of the male soul, as held up as the single most important factor he is ascribed, as a woman’s beauty is to her?
OT: CH, are you planning to use the conversation I sent you?
Becoming more aware of the mathematical structures inseparable from esthetic beauty/pleasure serve to extinguish ones appreciation of it. Or it might increase ones appreciation and respect for the meaning of mathematical structures.
-might serve to extinguish ones…
Rum, no man worthy of his own balls ever fears knowledge or its consequences.
When a thing that appears to be complex becomes explainable by a thing that appears to be simple – not as much has changed as first appears.
OT
Best Divorce letter ever
http://imgur.com/r/WTF/85Hjrm2
WTF if with your commenters putting up crap youtube videos that we all see at the gym or in diners.