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Monthly Archive for September, 2008

I mentioned in the comments over at Half Sigma’s blog that if the rumors of Sarah Palin’s adultery were true it wouldn’t surprise me since she has a masculine jawline which suggests higher levels of testosterone than the average woman. More testosterone means more sexual impulsivity. Curious, I looked for a photo that would show […]

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I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when the Palin family confronted Levi (pronounced like Levi Genes, or “When the Levee Condom Breaks”?) about his knocking up their young but sexually ripe daughter. Did Todd Palin threaten to have him ostracized from their Alaskan town, thereby dimming his job prospects […]

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Exhibit A: Is it smarter to spend $20K on an engagement ring or just get your fiancee’s name tattooed on your ring finger? tattoos are forever. Exhibit B: Is it smarter to get knocked up at 17 with many more years of fertility and tight vagina left, or spend $28K a month on fertility treatments […]

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Hope has just delivered some semi-big news: Not one to be Sarah Palining this and hiding it… I just got a positive reading on my home pregnancy test. If everything goes well, a great alpha name for the kid is Poonhound. It is the name of the beast. 😈 If it’s a girl, try Trinity.

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Sarah Palin has been in the news lately so I’ve decided to give it the Roissy treatment — one long kiss on the neck and an ass cheek squeeze. She’s a palinpsest — people see reflected in her their particular American narrative. Why has she commanded so much attention? Because in her life, her mannerisms, […]

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I wrote the following in my DC Truths Day post: People will only turn against an alpha male when he attacks a weak woman. This is Sarah Palin’s anti-missile defense shield. She isn’t weak, but she will be perceived as worthier of protection than her alpha male opponents. Her attractiveness, earthiness, motherhood, and gender means […]

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I Missed This

I missed this comment David Alexander wrote Saturday night: Hey, no fair. Tonight, I’m seeing a girl! Stop the presses! I… and my readers I’m sure… would like to know how your date went.

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