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Monthly Archive for September, 2008

Before And After

A. Before I learned game [In bed with a woman after sex, starting to fall asleep] Me: *yawn* Her: Hey, I feel weird. I think I’m going to go. Me: Huh? What do you mean “weird”? Her: It’s not a good or bad feeling. Just… I don’t know. [She slides out of bed and patters … Read more

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I predicted that Sarah Palin’s most fevered foes would be the modern single urban childless feminist: But Sarah Palin’s worst enemy is not the mincing liberal betaboy, oh no. It’s the childless, career-tracked, urban slut machine, government-as-daddy-and-husband-substitute, spinsterette. Palin shits grizzly-sized dung all over that lifestyle with her outdoorsiness, large brood, and prole tastes. The … Read more

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According to insider masters of the universe economists, pretty fucking close: What would be the dollar cost of not bailing out Wall Street? Try a number north of $30 trillion. (The awful math is detailed below.) That’s why Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke were so scared last week. And, yes, I think “scared” isn’t too … Read more

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Mark Cuban had a good post on his blog regarding the financial sector meltdown and what to do about it: If the government must step in and provide any sort of financing or guarantees for any part of a public company’s business, then all officers and directors lose all rights to severance pay and all … Read more

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Bailing out these big financial firms may be the right move for a short term fix, but it was a mistake in the long term. Pop quiz: When a person is shielded from the consequences of his failures is he a. more likely or b. less likely to repeat the same mistakes? Nevermind the current … Read more

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In my final installment I will discuss methods for dealing with Clio’s last, and scariest, femme fatale. The Amazonian Alpha (AKA Lawyer Chick) This woman, along with the Eternal Ingenue, is the most likely of all femme fatale types to be perceived as an Iconic Woman. But whereas the Eternal Ingenue inspires dreams of perpetual … Read more

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Today I will continue building on yesterday’s post and discuss how to defend yourself against the next femme fatale in Clio’s list. (As per M. Blowhard’s suggestion, I’ve split up the posts for easier reading.) The Eternal Ingenue She can be distinguished from the Waif, however, by the fact that where the Waif is often … Read more

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Clio wrote an informative and entertaining series of posts about the taxonomy of femmes fatales — those irresistible women who will do a man no good if he leaves himself ignorant of and defenseless to their machinations. I’ve decided to do a counterpost explaining to men how to guard themselves against the four main femme fatale types as described … Read more

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Following on the heels of the pedophilic priest scandals of a few years ago, it was obvious to me that most of those accused were closeted gays who used the cover of the celibate priesthood to hide from their gayness and to prey on underage altar boys on the cusp of manhood. Gay men are as drawn … Read more

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From the archives: Girl: Hey, how are you! I saw you upstairs and wanted to say hi. We met already. Remember me? Sarah? Me: [scanning her face… thinking… thinking… drawing a complete blank.] Yeah! You do look familiar! Hi, it’s nice to see you. Girl: You too! I know we kind of left it off … Read more

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