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Don’t Speak Of The Globalist Cabal Or The Globalist Cabal Will Have You Unpersoned

Oct 10th, 2016 by CH

Self-parody, or mask-slippage? You be the judge.

“Globalist cabal” is an anti-Semitic dog whistle of the first order. Fox News should act. https://t.co/J2mxDyJrhd

— Bret Stephens (@StephensWSJ) October 8, 2016

Bret Stephens admits that the globalist cabal is comprised of a disproportionate number of Semites, which ipso facto forbids criticizing the globalist cabal for pillaging Western White nations and flooding them with third world colonizers.

They think this sophistry still works.

They’re in for a rude awokening.

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mendo writes,

I’d say it’s mask slippage more than self-parody.

They’re so enraged that the wool they’ve had over everyone’s eyes is being lifted and there’s nothing they can do to stop it.  It’s getting so bad that they’re losing their cool, letting their emotions guide their actions and the harder they try, the worse it gets for them.

You know what this emotional reaction resembles? The beta male who’s losing his girlfriend and he doesn’t know what to do. His fear and desperation drive him to appease her with ever greater intensity, thinking that’s what she wants, but instead it makes matters worse and firms up her resolve to leave him.

Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths | 54 Comments »

Video Released Of Bill Clinton Sexually Assaulting An Assistant!

Oct 10th, 2016 by CH

There’s uncovered footage of Bill Clinton, while he was Governor of Arkansas, sticking his hand between a female assistant’s legs, who responds by pushing it away. (h/t chris)

Uncovered ABC footage shows Bill Clinton groping an assistant before realizing the camera is on.#RapistBillClinton#HillaryTheEnabler pic.twitter.com/CKLCdPmg5P

— Deplorable Hillary! (@HilLIARy_Lies) October 2, 2016

8Chan discusses the video here.

In case Twatter deletes the tweet (they will), here’s a YouTube link (don’t expect this to stay up for long either):

Remember folks, this is the man whose numerous sexual assaults were shielded from scrutiny by feminist superhero Hillary “thecunt” Clinton, (with an assist from a friendly media).

Hillary “thecunt” Clinton enabled Bill Clinton’s predatory sexual assaults and went so far as to intimidate his rape victims into silence and to drag their names through the mud. All so she could retain her access to the levers of power and fulfill her political ambitions.

PS Let me explain this post. It’s called war. And in a war you use the enemy’s weapons against her.

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Here is a list — a lackey list, if you will — of all the scummy journolisters who essentially work as pro bono freelance operatives for the Hillary “thecunt” Clinton campaign.

Posted in Current Events, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths | 41 Comments »

Get Out The White Vote

Oct 10th, 2016 by CH

If Whites vote in this year’s election in record numbers, Trump wins. It’s that simple. Typically, working and lower class Whites don’t vote. They can make The Trumpening happen, but first they’ve gotta register to vote.

ROCK THE WHITE VOTE

cavoritegroup writes,

Reminder to get out there and register people or canvas, especially in battleground states (Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Colorado). There are 47 million unregistered White voters.

FL:

http://dos.myflorida.com/elections/for-voters/voter-registration/register-to-vote-or-update-your-information/

OH:

http://www.sos.state.oh.us/sos/mediaCenter/2016/2016-10-04-a.aspx

PA:

http://www.votespa.com/en-us

CO:

http://www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/elections/vote/VoterHome.html?menuheaders=5

Here are links to voter registration information for the rest of the states:

http://www.americancla.org/voters_registration.html

Please forward this post to every White person you know and don’t know. White Americans can make America great again. But they have to pull themselves away from the goddamned sportsball!

Posted in Hope and Change, Love | 34 Comments »

The Clinton Machine Wants To Shove Blue Pills Down The Throats Of Americans

Oct 10th, 2016 by CH

The Wikileaks data dump of John Podesta emails contains one that reads like the script to a movie about a secretive deep state organization running a soylent green operation. It is absolutely surreal and shows the lengths to which the Clinton Machine holds the American people in utter contempt.

The email was sent from Bill Ivey, a former Clinton administration official, to thecunt’s campaign chairman Podesta, on March 13, 2016.

wikileaksbluepill

If you can’t make it out:

“And as I’ve mentioned, we’ve all been quite content to demean government, drop civics and in general conspire to produce an unaware and compliant citizenry.

The unawareness remains strong but compliance is obviously fading rapidly. This problem demands some serious, serious thinking – and not just poll driven, demographically-inspired messaging.”

Did you catch that, fellow deplorables? Your compliance with the Ministry of Equalism is fading rapidly. You have committed unauthorized “freethink” and “awarethink” as described under statute 4-B of the Ingsoc Sanitization and Unawareness Act, and the Inner Party is very displeased with you all.

This….insolence…by you, the voters, demands some serious, serious thinking….to rectify for good. Your commitment to the Party is….problematic. Please report to your local Ministry of Love Wins for the Rectification Procedure. A Soros agent will assist you in finding Room 101, where you will find a single blue pill….and an arsenic cocktail. Choose wisely.

Big Biddy is watching.

***

MAGA 2016

GALA 2016

thecunt 666

DOTR 2017

Posted in Current Events, Globalization, Goodbye America, Psy Ops, The Id Monster | 139 Comments »

“Pussygrab” Hysteria Shows Beta Male Inexperience With Women Writ Large

Oct 9th, 2016 by CH

The betaboys lining up to denounce Trump for his high T heterosexual male pussyhound shit talk unwittingly reveal how inexperienced they are with women.

Look at the reactions of men and women. Except for the bitterbitch feminists, urban yentas, and fatties, most women don’t care. They may not like hearing this stuff from the source (after all, most men don’t tell women their true feelings about the pussy grabbing high life), but they understand that “boys will be boys”, so they have reacted by dismissing Trump’s comments as irrelevant to the election.

Uncucked men are barely moved by this “””scandal”””. If anything, it has probably solidified male support for Trump, who are validated in believing Trump is “one of them” and most importantly “not a closeted gay like obama or tim kaine”.

The everyday cucks — the ones who aren’t maneuvering for political advantage — are the hopeless supplicating beta males and m’lady omega male white knights of the sexual market. They come to the rescue of the fair maidens with such alacrity you’d think they were born of a white steed (minus the horse cock).

These deluded suck-up betas think that random women should be “championed and revered” and that Trump’s raunchy locker room talk has horribly tarnished the pussy pedestals upon which betas tenderly place their unsullied objects of incel adoration.

Real women, naturally, are creeped out by this lickspittle beta male posturing when it goes into overdrive. Sure, women won’t actively fight the occasional white knighting (why should they? it’s free inconsequential flattery that makes no demands of them) but they sure aren’t feeling any tingles for men who anoint them with royal titles. Appeasing white knights are anhedonic in every way. Totally unsexy. They may as well be eunuchs for all the impression they make on women’s hindbrains.

Meanwhile, big bad charming jerkboy alpha males like Trump who speak their minds and gleefully kick the legs out from under pussy pedestals can’t keep the women away with a stick. And years later, those women he loved have nothing but good things to say about him. Five minutes of alpha and all that…

The beta cuck is so pig-ignorant of female sexual nature that he can’t comprehend why Trump men score all the time and “virtuous” white knights like himself are stuck in a sexless purgatory getting patted on the head for being a “good friend to women” while begging for meager pity fuck scraps.

There’s no getting through to hapless white knight betas. Some manlets you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here this weekend, cringeworthy pussy polishing by asexual pastor cucks. I don’t like it any more than you men, but it won’t matter. Women like it even less.

Posted in Beta, Current Events, Ugly Truths | 63 Comments »

UNLEASH THE TRUMPENING

Oct 9th, 2016 by CH

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Posted in Shiv Of The Week, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths, Videos | 19 Comments »

A Message To All Trump Supporters: Don’t Vote Down-Ballot GOPe

Oct 9th, 2016 by CH

The GOP establishment is a hive of traitors and snakes. Agnostic says the only answer to them is to deny them power, even if it means voting for Democrats down-ballot. I agree.

The group [Trump] truly has to destroy is the Republican leadership, who had a hand in this hitjob and tried to pounce on him right away. They have been two-faced traitors the whole time.

We voters need to do our part, too, and vote them out — “even if” it means voting for their Democrat opponent. I put that in quotes because they’re really no different on the major issues, and at least they won’t be entrenched incumbents who have a built-up network, wealth, and inertia keeping them in a position to derail Trump.

This should be a real no-brainer if the Democrat is better than the Republican on a major issue — like Ted Strickland being more protectionist on trade than Rob Portman, in the Senate race in Ohio.

The most important thing now is to purge the old traitors. If we get impotent freshman Democrats for a few years, BFD. We can work on building better Republicans to replace them in the meantime.

Unless I find solid evidence that the down-ballot Republicans are in the mold of Trump, Sessions, etc., I will be voting Democrat all the way down except for Trump at the top. They all gotta go back.

There’s only one message the filthy cucks will understand: getting the boot. So give it to them hard.

PS Here’s a RIIIIIIIGHTEOUS RANT by a black man expressing his disgust over the double standards of the media covering Trump’s decade-old pussygrab banter and Bill Clinton’s actual assaults, rapes, and defilement of the Oval Office. Spam every virtue signaling shitlib Faceborg account with it; they won’t know what to do!

Posted in Current Events, Rules of Manhood | 35 Comments »

Introducing The Cuckryan: The Male Analogue Of The Cockblock

Oct 9th, 2016 by CH

Reader TLM shares a vivid memory of a cuckryan in his group of friends who cuckryaned them all out of easy lays.

There’s always a Ryan type in every male group of friends until the group shuns them out of coming around anymore. My buddy was banging this chick once in our apartment and his girlfriend showed up. She kept pounding (pun intended) on his door while he was stuck in their with the other chick with no where to go. So one of the guys in our group (we had all come back with girls except him) starts helping my buddy’s girlfriend try and pick the bedroom lock (Those cheap apartment locks can be picked with a bobby pin). Now my buddy is naked holding the door closed while this guy is white knighting the shit out of the situation. So the girlfriend storms off. The chick my buddy was screwing around with is wigged out and wants to leave. She takes her friends that the rest of us are screwing around with, with her. And there we all are at 2AM with a bunch of blue balls because the weak guy in our group couldn’t pull down any trim and had to ruin it for the rest of it. I believe my buddy and him went at it the next day.

This is the kind of guy Ryan is. His father should have drowned him in a river when he was an infant. What a fag.

I have similar stories. It goes to show that all it takes is one cuckryan white knight toolbag to screw it up for all the cool dudes.

“damn, I coulda had that chick but Herb fuckin’ cuckryaned me when he asked her if she was sober enough to give consent.”

“cuckryans man, they’re the worst. you gotta learn how to neutralize a cuckryan.”

“oh yeah? how?”

“if the cuckryan is part of your squad you gotta tool him in front of the girl. say to her, ‘this is my dorky friend Herb. go easy on him he has a knack for blowing up good times’.”

“nice!”

“if the cuckryan isn’t your friend, you befriend him and keep him happy for a little while, then when the timing’s right tell the girl that the cuckryan and her are a perfect match, they look like they’re really in love. she’ll deny so hard the cuckryan will have to walk away in shame.”

“damn man you should charge for this.”

The OC (original cuckryan), PAUL RYAN, white knights for thecunt and prepares to screw America out of an easy greatness close. It’s time to SHAME him out of public life.

Posted in Beta, Game, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time, White Male Pussy Of The Month | 43 Comments »

The Trumpening: Debate #2 Open Thread

Oct 9th, 2016 by CH

Trump with the pre-debate opening salvo: He punked the media into covering his press conference…with Bill Clinton’s rape victims! The beast is angry. This gonna be good.

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endthedynasty

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The perfect response to thecunt’s “diversity, not divisiveness”:

“Dear Secretary Cunt, diversity CREATES divisiveness. Less diversity, less divisiveness. This is why open borders is a BAD IDEA for America.”

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amitycunthorror

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Verdict:

strongertrump

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Ever since the convention, I’ve been saying Trump wins if he stays true to his Trumpian essence. Tonight, he was Trump, and he earned a glorious battlefront victory. He was the Trump that Americans would follow into war. And the war, gentlemen, is begun.

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The cuntshot:

That line is killer, but Trump’s body language and facial expression right at the moment he sticks the shiv in thecunt is TEXTBOOK alpha male. Watch and learn from a master growing stronger by the day.

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So many good fly jokes tonight after a fly landed on thecunt’s face.

“It can smell the manure.”

“Fly landing on the corpse.”

“When Hillary was talking about a no-fly zone….”

“I think you do have to give hillary credit for not eating the fly that landed on her face… had to be tempting”

My contribution: Where’s a telepod when you need one?

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Cryptogenic wins the Comment of the Day:

Trump grabbed Anderson Cooper by the pussy.

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Clinton News Network has completely dropped any pretense to abiding a journalistic code of ethics. Here they are literally feeding pro-hillary answers to their debate panel. Is it possible to rescind their broadcast license for violation of journalistic duty?

Posted in Current Events, Hope and Change | 599 Comments »

WikiLeaks Releases Hillary’s Speeches to Goldman Sachs Fat Cats (they’re disgusting)

Oct 9th, 2016 by CH

In all the media-generated hullabaloo over Trump’s masculine mode of speech from a decade ago, the general public might have missed the WikiLeaks data dump of thecunt’s speeches to the gathered globalist Bezosians at Goldman Sachs. The details within confirm what we all pretty much knew about thecunt: she’s a globalist warmonger who wants to destroy America under a tsunami of turd world trash.

A couple of choice revelations revealing thecunt’s true feelings regarding the protection and preservation of heritage America:

It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be. But if everybody’s watching, you know, all of the back room discussions and the deals, you know, then people get a little nervous, to say the least. So, you need both a public and a private position.

thecunt has a forked tongue. She admits she says one thing to the American people and another thing to rich globalist donors.

My dream is a hemispheric common market, with open trade and open borders…

thecunt confesses to fat cat bankers that she will help them to fulfill their insatiable lust for cheap imported labor by throwing open the borders and keeping them open (presumably until all of Africa and Latin America and Asia are here to turn America into facsimiles of their shitty homelands). thecunt has all but admitted she is a traitor to America. Trump should use this goldmine of information in tonight’s debate.

MAGA 2016

GALA 2016

thecunt 666

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