Baumeister, the primary coauthor behind the seminal 2004 paper titled “Sexual Economics: Sex as Female Resource for Social Exchange in Heterosexual Interactions”, has released online the latest addition to that work, titled “Sexual Economics, Culture, Men, and Modern Sexual Trends“, another steely-eyed examination of the sexes that pretty much validates the core Chateau Heartiste concept … Read more
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Four years ago, this esteemed blog laid out in detail the reasons why men can’t be friends with bangable women, and under which conditions male-female friendships could plausibly form and endure. Men and women simply cannot be friends unless certain conditions are met. Mutual lack of attraction This is easy. When there’s no loin burning … Read more
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Posted in Hope and Change, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Sep 10th, 2012
Haha. I bet you read the title and thought this post would be a lengthy treatise on the shared philosophical underpinnings of game and human biodiversity (HBD). Psyche! A reader emails: Hello. I’d like to add the entry of Game to the HBD Dictionary: As a rough draft entry, I have: Game: Using insights from … Read more
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Posted in Game, Hope and Change, Vanity on Sep 5th, 2012
A reader who shall remain unidentified sent this story about his first time in a girl’s pussy. Names, venues and locations were changed by the reader to protect the privacy of those involved. I can’t vouch for the truthfulness of this tale. As is usual in these circumstances where anonymity is necessary, the policy is … Read more
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Posted in Love, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Jul 6th, 2012
Supposedly, it’s protocol for internet content providers (ha!) to rattle the tin cup twice per year. So here we are. Donate here, or (more easily) use the donate button to the right on the main page, just under the blog banner heading. Have you learned from this castlemonium deluxe? Have you been treated with the … Read more
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Vanity, Videos on Jun 19th, 2012
I’m happy to inform guests of dishonor that the campaign to infiltrate polite society with the secretive butthex teachings of the Chateau is under way. A reader writes: I think you speak the truth about men and women. A few weeks ago I read your post about drawing smiley faces on your girl’s tampons, and … Read more
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Reader Sidewinder writes the following: Last night I banged the highest quality girl to date. 21, petite, model, easily orgasmic…somewhere in that 8-9.5 range where any difference in rating is merely a matter of opinion. I’m a 35 year old attorney, recently divorced, 2 kids, balding, medium height, slender build…pretty fucking average. I won’t waste … Read more
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Posted in Biomechanics is God, Vanity on Mar 28th, 2012
Over at Cheap Chalupas Central, there’s a rollicking post and discussion thread about female hypergamy and its consequences for society when it is unleashed in full. Recommended reading. Le Chateau Heartiste is proud to be the locus for the mainstreaming and growing interest in female hypergamy. It’s long overdue. Naturally, the Big Chalupa himself is … Read more
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When I had made an end of my morning labors slathering lotion on my skin to protect it from the sizzling tropical sun, it was eleven o’clock — hot but now tolerable, the air stirred by cooling winds, the rays glancing at a blinding angle off the sand. Laying on my towel face up, inviting … Read more
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There is a cottage industry of anti-game, pro-feminist beta males who claimed to tried to learn the crimson arts but failed before seeing results. I suspect what happened to most of them is that they encountered some setbacks on their journey to higher quality, higher frequency poon, but instead of taking lessons from their losses … Read more
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