A running theme on this blog is the frightful sight of herbs and betas performing slow motion self-emasculations. While the herb and the beta are closely related, there are some notable differences between them. In this post , I defined the herb: *herb , noun – a schlumpy, nondescript white guy with no fashion sense, […]
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Reader Mike sent me a media release for a book signing by a guy named James Henry (a name like that screams old-fashioned white knighter), who authored a book titled “ The Laws of Love: A Guide to Gallantry “. Here is an excerpt of the release: AS COURTSHIP DECLINES, CONCERN FOR CHIVALRY IS ON […]
MS Paint Windows To The Soul
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 11th, 2010
As a tribute to the regular guests of the Chateau, I’ve honored them with stick figure portraits. Can you match the following MS Paint masterpieces to their eponymous titles in the answer key below? A: B: C: D: E: F: Answer Key 1. Peter (GNP guy) 2. Single Mom 3. Poetry of Flesh 4. David […]
Nyah Nyah Nyah I Can’t Hear You!
Posted in Tool Time on Mar 19th, 2010
Funny. A commenter included a link to my blog in the first or second comment to this Slate article about omega males , and Slate deleted it. “In the end, the truth always wins out – one way or the other.” – Me
Why Do Conservatives Sanctify Women?
Posted in Girls, Pretty Lies, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Mar 10th, 2010
Reader LoboSolo sent me this article by conservative writer Paul Greenberg extolling the “innate superiority” of women. I’ve never been much of a believer in historical theories about the Indispensable Man. There may be some examples — Washington, Lincoln, Moses — but they are few. But the indispensable woman, I believe in. Call it Greenberg’s […]
2009 Beta Of The Year Winner!
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest, Tool Time on Jan 22nd, 2010
After a year of collecting reader submissions for the most nauseating example of sack shriveling betatude the world over, a Beta of the Year ”winner” has finally been announced! Based on popular vote , the winner of the 2009 BOTY is….. Conor, the facsimile of a man who allowed a woman to walk all over […]
Tiger Woods Or George Clooney?
Posted in Current Events, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time on Dec 2nd, 2009
Which man is smarter today? Tiger Woods, who got married? Or George Clooney, single and never without a happy smile on his face? If Tiger had read my blog and taken my eminently sensible advice he would not be facing the dire prospect of a nine digit cut in pay for doing EXACTLY what his […]
Meet The Real Biggest Losers
Posted in Beta, Goodbye America, Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 19th, 2009
Cuckolded men. A lot of readers emailed me this New York Beta Times story about the State of Paternity in America today. Before reading, you should grab your Pepto Bismol, because your stomach is going to turn. Get ready to descend into the hell matrix of the unwitting beta male raising another man’s child, where […]
Natural Game Is Dead
Posted in Culture, Game, Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Nov 17th, 2009
Has there been too much emphasis by the seduction community on teaching “natural game”? Are we headed down a road where everything we’ve learned about women’s motives and desires becomes clouded over by ideological status jockeying, as a retrograde belief among pickup instructors and authors of game books takes hold that the only true game […]
Barack Obama’s Petty Peace Prize
Posted in Current Events, Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Vanity on Oct 9th, 2009
Did Obama successfully end a war I was unaware of? Did he open an anti-American church in Chicago? Did a member of the Nobel committee get a sweetheart no-money-down deal on a Chicago penthouse? Any “peace” prize that is awarded to Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama but not to Ronald W. Reagan, who did more […]
