Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jun 11th, 2010
I was chatting up a cute chick when I overheard another pickup in progress right next to me. The guy was projecting his voice loudly so I couldn’t help but hear just about every word he said to the smiling girl who was listening intently to him. I glanced over when I had a moment … Read more
Posted in The Id Monster, Tool Time on May 27th, 2010
After three years doing this blog a wearisome predictability in types of hate becomes apparent. The unoriginal uniformity of the hate is its most intriguing feature, as it makes one wonder whether humans come preinstalled with mindware that executes in scripted patterns when certain sensitive buttons are pushed, or if the haters all gather in … Read more
A running theme on this blog is the frightful sight of herbs and betas performing slow motion self-emasculations. While the herb and the beta are closely related, there are some notable differences between them. In this post, I defined the herb: *herb, noun – a schlumpy, nondescript white guy with no fashion sense, chin, or sexual gravitas, who has … Read more
Reader Mike sent me a media release for a book signing by a guy named James Henry (a name like that screams old-fashioned white knighter), who authored a book titled “The Laws of Love: A Guide to Gallantry“. Here is an excerpt of the release: AS COURTSHIP DECLINES, CONCERN FOR CHIVALRY IS ON THE RISE A New Book The Laws … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 11th, 2010
As a tribute to the regular guests of the Chateau, I’ve honored them with stick figure portraits. Can you match the following MS Paint masterpieces to their eponymous titles in the answer key below? A: B: C: D: E: F: Answer Key 1. Peter (GNP guy) 2. Single Mom 3. Poetry of Flesh 4. David … Read more
Posted in Tool Time on Mar 19th, 2010
Funny. A commenter included a link to my blog in the first or second comment to this Slate article about omega males, and Slate deleted it. “In the end, the truth always wins out – one way or the other.” – Me
Posted in Girls, Pretty Lies, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Mar 10th, 2010
Reader LoboSolo sent me this article by conservative writer Paul Greenberg extolling the “innate superiority” of women. I’ve never been much of a believer in historical theories about the Indispensable Man. There may be some examples — Washington, Lincoln, Moses — but they are few. But the indispensable woman, I believe in. Call it Greenberg’s … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest, Tool Time on Jan 22nd, 2010
After a year of collecting reader submissions for the most nauseating example of sack shriveling betatude the world over, a Beta of the Year “winner” has finally been announced! Based on popular vote, the winner of the 2009 BOTY is….. Conor, the facsimile of a man who allowed a woman to walk all over him, bought … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time on Dec 2nd, 2009
Which man is smarter today? Tiger Woods, who got married? Or George Clooney, single and never without a happy smile on his face? If Tiger had read my blog and taken my eminently sensible advice he would not be facing the dire prospect of a nine digit cut in pay for doing EXACTLY what his … Read more
Posted in Beta, Goodbye America, Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 19th, 2009
Cuckolded men. A lot of readers emailed me this New York Beta Times story about the State of Paternity in America today. Before reading, you should grab your Pepto Bismol, because your stomach is going to turn. Get ready to descend into the hell matrix of the unwitting beta male raising another man’s child, where … Read more
