Welcome to the New Whore Order . The author of a controversial new book says she was so desperate for a baby she got pregnant ‘accidentally on purpose’ in a one-night stand. KATE SPICER admits that – like many women – she’s played the same dangerous game… Three weeks ago, I bought a pregnancy test. […]
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I gently coaxed her head down toward my boner. Her hand vigorously pumped. Handjobs are lame. Most girls don’t do them right, chafing and tugging like maniacs, as if they’re pulling a weed out by the roots. I wanted the mouth upgrade. She resisted. “No, I’m not doing that.” “Oh?” “I think blowjobs are gross. […]
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“Wait, just let me grab my phone.” She leaned over my lap, arching her back so her round ass was sticking up in the air. Her jeans were skin tight. “That’s a funny ringtone you’ve got.” She looked back at me coyly, holding her phone loosely in one hand. “What do you think?” “Of what?” […]
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Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 11th, 2009
Reader PA wrote: I’d love to see someone create a series of ten face-shots that represent women on each of the points of the 1-10 scale. Pics of celebrities, random women from the internet, etc. I agree. So here’s a series of ten women representing, in my judgement, each point on the 1 – 10 […]
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It’s coming . Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines. The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions. And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite. Le says his relationship […]
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If I could give just one piece of advice to my hypothetical son, it would be this: Never take women seriously. If I could give him a second piece of advice, it would be this: Make an indecent photo album of every girl you’ve ever banged. “Trust me, son,” I will say, “when you’re in […]
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Thought experiment: Imagine you had incontrovertible proof that there was no afterlife. No supernatural entities. No heaven or hell. No otherworld. No reincarnation. No forevermore. No second chances. Imagine there was no moral accounting after death of your actions on earth. No supreme being to judge your soul’s worth on the scale of divine justice. […]
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Which of these two women is more attractive? (UPDATE below.) Reader “potato” sent me a link to a story in the New York Times about a new software program known as a “beautification engine”: The photograph on the right was doctored by the “beautification engine” of a new computer program that uses a mathematical formula […]
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Getting closer . THIS is the most life-like robot suit ever – the cyber girl Repliee R-1. Based on a real five-year-old Japanese girl, this machine was built to look just like a human. The technology isn’t there yet to overcome the uncanny valley , and many will scoff that this is a long way […]
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UPDATE BELOW I know two friends who solicited the services of whores. Their stories, despite the superficial differences, are disturbing yet humorous. I understand prostitution is pretty normal throughout the world, and even encouraged in some parts to help young men without means alleviate their swollen scrotes, but it still sounds strange to hear my […]
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