Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, The Good Life on Nov 13th, 2007
This story from my past is reproduced in its entirety from an email exchange I had recently with someone. Originally intended to be private, we both thought it should be flung across the worldwideweb for the glimpse it gives into what made me the lover of myself thousands I am today. *** when i was a young teen my … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Nov 11th, 2007
You should have listened to what mama saidAnd walked away with someone else insteadYou should have listened to what grandma saidAnd married someone more like Fred You should have listened to your inner voiceWhile you had time and still a choiceYou should have reached for the emergency brakeBefore it was too late [Chorus]You see the … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Globalization, Lolita, The Good Life on Oct 18th, 2007
I think the Bedouin lifestyle is for me. With eight wives and 67 children, Shahadeh Abu Arrar has given new meaning to the term “family man.” Abu is 58 years old. Suffice to say, if his wives are still pumping out children this prodigiously, they are considerably younger than him. 67 children is what happens to a … Read more
Posted in Beta, Escape, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on Oct 16th, 2007
Common American Man, this is how your life will unfold. You will start with dreams, big dreams. You will believe you are ordained for exceptionalism. You will reluctantly abandon your dreams as the years pass and reality inexorably descends upon you like a choking shroud of grit. That reality looks like this – You will … Read more
Posted in The Good Life, The Pleasure Principle on Sep 23rd, 2007
you’ve got her back at your place. light dimmer pre-adjusted before you left for the night to loooooooooooooow. (you’re a good boy scout. always prepared.) bowl of chocolate covered strawberries on the coffee table. you hand her some matches and ask her to help you light the candles. (good job, son! you know doing little … Read more
Posted in Dating, The Good Life on Aug 20th, 2007
Late summer afternoons, when I was a young teenager full of innocence, suburban angst, and sappy love poems, I would bike past a certain house to catch a glimpse of the girl who, by dint of having never been corrupted by actual bedsharing, would remain a lifelong figure of purity to me. Being my first lust … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Girls, Globalization, Lolita, The Good Life on Aug 7th, 2007
An American friend, let’s call him Phil, has discovered the bounties of East European girls. After a lifetime of drama dating compatriots of every known taxonomy, he recently hooked up with a cute Polish chick and, in his words, “there’s no going back”. We had an IM exchange where he explained his revelation: Phil: she gave me a BJ in … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, The Good Life on Jul 31st, 2007
according to a girl whose opinion I value. Set the scene. A man is returning home after having been away for months, maybe years, sacrificing his body in war or his comfort in third world charity work. He is scarred from his experiences but has kept the memory of his lover close throughout his ordeal, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Girls, The Good Life on Jul 25th, 2007
Fame, wealth, and charisma have made Jack Nicholson the heartbreaker of 2,000 women. At the age of 70, and looking every bit of it, he spends his leisure time in boats with a tumbler in one hand and a bevy of young women draped around him like his royal concubines. This means Jack is The Man. I’ve … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty, Love, Relationships, The Good Life on Jul 6th, 2007
No one goes on vacation thinking of the long ride home. What is unique about love is that it alone among all the human desires defines by its absence the utterly meaningless life. With love, the poor person can feel rich as if the struggles of his survival were minor inconveniences. With love, the old person forgets his … Read more
