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you’ve got her back at your place. light dimmer pre-adjusted before you left for the night to
loooooooooooooow. (you’re a good boy scout. always prepared.)
bowl of chocolate covered strawberries on the coffee table. you hand her some matches and ask her to help you light the candles.
(good job, son! you know doing little things together increases her investment in you. now she’s less likely to put up last minute resistance.)
you tell her to make herself comfortable. you slip in a CD. keep that volume at lubrication level, cowboy! right around 3 is perfect.
it’s your go-to album for these extra special moments. the first melodic frequencies reach out from the speakers and slowly unbotton her jeans. oh yeah, nothing sets the sexy mood quite like this: