Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, The Big City Life, The Good Life, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 31st, 2009
Conventional wisdom is that human females don’t go into heat — that is, their ovulation is hidden from male discernment — but I believe this is only partially true. The bars and clubs during the last couple weeks have been drenched in intoxicating estrogen. I notice this each year when spring begins, right around the end … Read more
Posted in Beta, Game, Pretty Lies, Rules of Manhood, The Big City Life on Mar 2nd, 2009
Damian and I were at a multi-floored historic building converted into a lounge (a not uncommon idiosyncrasy of the city) that features the hottest female waitstaff and bartenders in the city. Damian bumped my elbow and motioned me to look toward two attractive blondes — a 7.5 and an 8.5 — who were standing near us. … Read more
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Hitting The Wall, The Big City Life on Jan 28th, 2009
Craigslist is coughing up some gems lately. Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man) Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man…I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any of … Read more
Posted in Dating, The Big City Life on Jan 5th, 2009
It’s another installment of Dating in the City where I chronicle the mirth and madness of dating the headcases and cheap whores that live and work here. The women of this city cough up an endless stream of fodder for my blog. For that, I thank you ladies. Zeets: You’re not going to believe what … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Dec 30th, 2008
Who goes to these venues anymore? I’m talking about clubs like Fur and Platinum in DC. The era of the multi-floor, $12 bottom shelf drink, $20 cover, $20 valet parking, bottle service douchery, strobe and laser light show, Axe fumigated, plastic wristband tagged, earsplitting, bump and grind dance club playing cheesy house and electro music is over. Any … Read more
Posted in Dating, The Big City Life on Dec 8th, 2008
More wisdom from the dating trenches of this city full of glorious yuppie headcases. Damian: So we’re talking on the phone a bit, things are going well, and I ask if she’s free. She says “I’m busy every day this week, but next week works.” Immediately, I lose all interest in her. I tell her “Yeah, … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life on Nov 24th, 2008
Time for another colonoscopic glimpse into the fetid bowels of the urban dating scene. This city provides enough material for a book. Damian: I had a second date with that cute 25 year old chick I was telling you about. Me: Yeah? How’d this one go? Damian: After we warmed up a bit, she started … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life on Nov 4th, 2008
Zeets: Hey man, I just got this email from the chick I had a date with last night. Check it out. Hello. Just a quick e-mail to tell you sorry, but I’m just not interested. Thank you for that show of immaturity in my car yesterday, it solidified my decision. I wish you the best … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life, Vanity on Oct 25th, 2008
LXXXXXX XXXX Fri 10pm – m4m (staircase to sidewalk) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-10-11, 9:16AM EDT you walked down to the sidewalk from the west bldg, made eye contact, then went back inside your bldg….second staircase. you had a hat on and i was dog walking. I got excited until I noticed it was from a dude. … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Sluts, The Big City Life, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Oct 23rd, 2008
A while back, I was sitting in my favorite bar savoring a delicious bison burger and a beer which I imagined was the best beer in the world because it had a long German name. It was a slow Sunday afternoon and the bar was nearly empty. Across the bar, about fifteen feet away, a leggy blonde walked … Read more
