Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths on Aug 21st, 2007
“Zeets, don’t bother.” “I’m not going to sit here and watch this.” Zeets and I had been enjoying an evening of camaraderie drinking beers on the trunk of his car in the parking lot. According to Fodor’s, this particular parking lot was a popular destination for camaraderie and drinking; well, it was for us, until … Read more
Posted in Dating, Game, Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood on Aug 10th, 2007
I don’t use tricks during dates like having my cell phone ring with an “emergency” call, saying I’m going to the bathroom and then escaping through the window, or telling my date “I think I’m falling in love with you” to give me an out in case it’s not going well. It’s incompatible with being a man who doesn’t … Read more
Posted in Girls, Ridiculousness, Rules of Manhood on Aug 9th, 2007
I recently heard this story about two girls, good friends, who were spending time together catching up. They decide to help each other rub on self-tanning lotion (not the spray kind, but the wipe-on kind). So what did they do? Why, they stripped naked of course! Two heterosexual girls sat butt naked together and rubbed … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Inner Beauty, Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood on Aug 6th, 2007
If the eyes are the window to the soul, the smile is the neon vacancy sign outside the motel. I don’t *feel* high maintenance. Girls love to smile, whether it’s justified or not. A broad smile illuminates the face and makes the world notice her. There is probably some Freudian oral delights aspect to it as well. The next time … Read more
Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood on Jul 24th, 2007
The best way to do well with women over the long haul is to think like them, understand them, and put yourself in their shoes. The man who can empathize with a woman’s frustrations will know better how to make her happy. All the great seducers of history co-opted to some degree the psychology and … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Rules of Manhood, The Good Life on Jun 28th, 2007
“The pump is better than coming in a woman.”* It’s been a long while. Some nagging injuries and laziness have kept me out of the gym (I mean the real gym with plates of iron, not the one you froo froos go to for your spin classes and low impact hiney-toning spazrobics), but I’ve returned. … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths on Jun 27th, 2007
Dear fruit of my loins, You’re not getting any inheritance. I plan to blow the whole wad on booze, traveling, and Ukrainian hookers. I’m going out with a smile on my face. So prepare for your future. Forget about a college fund. You think I want to sock away a hefty percentage of my take-home … Read more
Posted in Rules of Manhood on Jun 15th, 2007
When is it OK for a man to cry? Never. When his dog dies. These are the two historically acceptable answers, but there’s room to open the floor for a couple more as long as certain preconditions are met. First, one tear and one tear only is allowed. Anymore, and the line is crossed into blubbering. Second, the … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Rules of Manhood on Jun 5th, 2007
You know how we guys are – when we get an idea in our heads we focus on it to the exclusion of all other thoughts, clinging like barnacles. Girls don’t understand this tendency because they live in a world where conversations flit around from topic to topic like butterflies in a field of daisies. … Read more
Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement on Apr 10th, 2007
If you are the sort of vengeful prick who’d put real effort into bedding an ex just to turn the tables on her with a grandiose post-coitus exit, then you’ll need a proven method for achieving your goal.
