A good troll should leave the target of its trollery wondering about its sincerity. Given the ambiguous nature of advanced trolling operations, many victims get tripped up by them. CH has, nevertheless, gained expertise in spotting all forms of troll, in part from experience dealing with them and in part from innate aptitude at sniffing […]
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There’s a lot of confusion about the functioning of the sexual market among normally clear-thinking denizens of Realtalkland . free pizzas will lead to the next wave of MRAs WOMEN ARE HEARTLESS BITCHES WHO JUST USE ME FOR FREE MEALS, TEACH ME HOW TO PUMP AND DUMP THEM, SENSEI the thing about beta losers is […]
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Reader Donohoe notices that, contrary to popular perception, it’s hard for women to hide their sexual desire. Does anyone else have exes that they accidentally hurt so much that the ex can’t even talk to them? Strolling with some chick today and saw this kinda-ex fling thing today with her new boyfriend Her eyes met […]
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Recently, I saw a woman from behind who, when she turned in my direction, displayed a full beard. A real beard meticulously trimmed to glamour mag perfection. Not two minutes after that encounter, I saw a thing whose sexuality I could not for the life of me accurately discern. When it turned to face me, […]
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Although CH prefers the more direct means of measuring a man’s degree of alphatude , there are proxy methods for coming up with a ballpark figure for the Alpha Within. One such proxy is the amount of shit a woman will put up with from her man. The more crap she happily tolerates, the higher […]
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Readers sometimes ask, “CH, if you were imprisoned in a cage of domesticity, how would you deal with the cramping of your style? What would do when your old lady is a faint echo of her former pumpworthy glory?” I’ve always half-glibly said, “liquor and hookers”. Now a reader happily affirms the essential ingredients of […]
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Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood on Apr 2nd, 2015
Some unlearned folk think girls can only be picked up in bars or nightclubs, or that those two venues are the bread and butter of advanced cadding practitioners. They have no comprehension of the ease with which girls can be approached and courted in just about every conceivable situation outside bars and nightclubs. Every real […]
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Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood on Mar 26th, 2015
If, near the end of a mutually rewarding date, the girl lasciviously invites you back to her place, but once there, despite your best efforts and tightest takeaway game, steadfastly refuses to bang and taunts you with the prospect of night-long cuddling, you have a control freak with Golden Gash issues. Leave immediately, and wish […]
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Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths on Mar 12th, 2015
What men are subconsciously thinking when they litter their texts and chats to women with smilies: this will show her how happy and upbeat i am! i’m so enthused to be talking to her. so enthused! she will like me more when she sees how enthused i am that an electronic blip on a screen […]
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Reader Corsair astutely notes that the “outdoors work” options for urban men are severely limited, and this means urban men have fewer avenues for displaying that crucial masculinity which is universally attractive to normal, healthy women. Re: Heartiste’s comment about swinging a splitter vs. cleaning a shitter – An interesting implication of the correlations described […]
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