Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag, Rules of Manhood on Nov 12th, 2009
Reader “Billy Ray Cyrus” emailed me: I want to bang my cousin. Why? Same reason mounteneers [sic] want to climb Everest. Fortunately, she’s about my age (21) and on the loose side. Would I game her the same way as any other girl? Godspeed, Billy I’ve never been sexually attracted to any of my female … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Escape, Lolita, Marriage Is For Chumps, Rules of Manhood, Status Is King, The Pleasure Principle on Oct 23rd, 2009
Take a look at this picture: This is Steve Phillips, 46 year old ESPN baseball analyst and former Mets GM, with his 22 year old mistress, a lowly production assistant he met on the job. The bitch mistress filed for a restraining order against Phillips the day *after* she left a taunting letter with his wife … Read more
Posted in Dating, Game, Psy Ops, Relationships, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement on Oct 23rd, 2009
I’ve got a very important post up at men’s magazine The Spearhead for my Friday Night Game weekly series. Excerpt: There are only three things that drain the blood faster from a man’s face than the thought of erectile dysfunction: When your wife serves you divorce papers. When you catch your woman fooling around with … Read more
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood on Oct 20th, 2009
When you date a girl for longer than two months the odds become better than even that she will erupt into spontaneous waterworks for no discernible reason. All girls do this, even the stable normal ones. In fact, you should be concerned that you are dating a stone hearted bitch if she doesn’t inexplicably cry on … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Dating, Rules of Manhood on Sep 30th, 2009
Speed dating sucks, but if you’re set on attending speed dating events make sure you know beforehand that the women will be the ones rotating from table to table. Science explains to us why this is so: The researchers found that the speed daters who approached their partners relative to those who stayed sitting would … Read more
Posted in Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths on Sep 29th, 2009
Reader gig left this comment to the previous post: The noticing of how unattractiveness in women leads men to work longer is amazing. I see it everyday. I bet that much of alcohol abusers started so because of some unpleasant experience with women, specially sudden fattening of formerly attractive girls. There is a widely held … Read more
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood on Aug 26th, 2009
Here’s a helpful tip for all the men out there: If your girlfriend starts spending a lot of time with her girl friends, and begins speaking of them in glowing terms, you are being slandered. Count on it. This is how girls bond. When you first begin dating a girl you’ll notice that she’s all … Read more
Posted in Game, Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths on Jul 31st, 2009
With the right props and an inscrutable demeanor, you can take advantage of women’s instincts to be attracted to violent, unpredictable, enigmatic men. What’s that you say? Hot babes don’t go for criminals, thugs, or cold-blooded soulkillers? Keep telling yourself that. If your lying eyes aren’t enough to convince you of the depraved nature of women’s … Read more
Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood on Jul 27th, 2009
Don’t panic. Carry on as if your flub didn’t happen. The worst thing you could do would be to call attention to your crushing of your Special Snowflake’s special-ness. Don’t feel guilty. Guilty players have got no rhythm. Guilt will compel you to reflexively atone for sins real and imagined. YOU: Seduce seduce seduce Heather seduce seduce seduce. HER: … Read more
Posted in Rules of Manhood, The Good Life on Jul 22nd, 2009
I am never in the company of men after 5. – Bertrand Morane After sex, the company of women can be a drag. – Me I spend a lot of time with women. Either seducing them, fucking them, fucking with them, listening to them, scratching the napes of their necks, or examining them like a … Read more
